Favorite Short Rest & Mixed Bag Moments!

The forgotten supercut

Vitor Magnanelli

Oh please sirs!

Matthew La Rosa

Where is it???

Episode 46 around 38 minutes then you describe likely scenarios for hard ones first time

Good Guy Josh

Just had to come back to this if you guys haven’t made this yet the Fantasy Done Right is another fantastic bit

Nicole Jordan

I demand to live this down immediately!

Eiden Weissblum

Hemp milk and skarsgard jackhammer 😂

The ice cream short rest

Episode 24 around 11:30 meatless Monday, twototalling, sobriethree...

Joshua Robinson

Joseph was cucked by God

Evan O'Neal

Not sure if anyone's said it yet but the portable grill debate starts around 39 minutes into the 80s cartoon mixed bag

And ik its been said before but of course Murph the City Pigeon!!!

I think Andrew Fuckerman makes me crack up dying every time 😂

The new campaign: Teen Jake Hurwitz, Andrew Fuckerman, and Laura Hurwitz

Hope Chamberlin

That cute moment it was pretty early on where Emily talks about her lil rhymes about her drinking and Murph so endeared

GRILLIONARE!!!

Quinn Gustin

I'm sure it was said already but hemp milk for sure is the most I remember laughing while on my own

Luke McLean

That one time when Emily pointed out that Joseph was cuckolded by God.

David Vu

Oh my god the butthole on your foot conversation had me howling.

Geoff Early

Ah just seen its short rest eps.. My bad.

Katie Ashman

It has to be when the Boobs first visit the Cric and we get introduced to the concept of the time out bag 😂😂

Katie Ashman

Caldwells canonical deleveling due to his food ordering pace

Bradley Mcbutts

Wheres the honey for the win

I don't know if it's too late, but one my favorite moment in short rest was at the start of the short rest for The Man Who Threw The Knife when you guys started bugging and launching the wrong catchphrases in the wrong order to Murph's horror!

Garga Lenoir

I think it was in the mixed bag about the DnD cartoon, “regular human Brian Murphy but he has a really cool sword”

Ruth

Oh! Very much would include the random skit that started with Caldwell offering a rose to Murph before noon, where they established that this broke a rule and now Caldwell had to duel Murph's dad, played by Jake.

Katherine Clarke

Definitely Andrew Fuckerman

Katherine Clarke

when you threatened to join a loving polycule with our parents if we @ you

I think it was a super early episode but Emily’s sexual awakening to Aladdin(?)

Breanna

the crew roasting Caldwell for ordering sushi too slow

Episode 65 Short Rest. Vince Vaughn outro

Episode 49 Short Rest. Hemp-Milk

Can They Kill It? - The Astral DADnought Short Rest. The entire crabster razz.

Trinivale Short Rest - Episode 10. "Get ready to Pickle those cucumber Jango Fetts" The whole pickling nonsense! XD

Million grills, city pigeon, hemp milk, fuckerman, we'll marry everybody.

SilverWind34

City pigeon

James

raspberries vs blueberries vs forks vs spoons

Barbie Pootsky

While not a shirt rest but the ‘“uhhhh chicken”

Selflish episode 91

Sawyer Rogers

Short Rest 78 when Brian de-leveled Caldwell.

Daniel Ruman-Gonzales

I don't have timestamps but from the short rest hemp milk obviously (ep 49), Murph is a city pigeon (ep 52), Emily's skeleton character and the comparison of Jake and Murph only DnD vs Caldwell and Emily only (ep 40), raspberries/blueberries and forks/spoons (ep 55), Andrew Fuckerman (ep 60) and Fuckerman callback (ep 63) and who can klump in the same ep, parent trap remake with prime Lohan (ep 67), nipple proficiency (ep 90), Emily's cereal treats and the grill question (ep 53), weird merch items (ep 27 )

It’s uncouth to give a rose!!!

Sav

During Mage Madness when Mavris and the BoB keep trying to start a fight with Wren!

Episode 55 of short rest! The whole insanity with the blueberries and forks gets me every time!

Milk

Kate W

Definitely the "we'll marry your parents and be a loving family, is that what you want?!" joke

Her Majesty, Claudette

I think it’s episode 78 or 77, when everyone’s razzing Caldwell for taking so long to order food on Uber Eats, and they just keep bringing it up like every 5-10 minutes.

Kris Warrington

Murph made indignant from the hate around Beverley's death roll cliffhanger, and Jake commenting 'you're not getting to me, you're just making me behave in a different way.' The jokes on Brendan's character being shorter than everyone from the Winter Solstice, 'usually I'm pretty tall, but I didn't see everyone behind me'

Andrew Cook

Not from a short rest, but i thought it was so funny when Murph said “i am my wife’s XP cow and she is going to milk me”

First episode, 5:14 when everyone starts talking about dragon D and P. That discussion set the whole precedent for the entire podcast and had me hooked as one of my favorite podcasts.

Xymel

It's a late addition, but Crabsters, and specifically Jake "demanding to live this down immediately"

Michela Kendrick-Tedesco

Give me a hemp! Milk!

Mell Wallis

Jake getting Murphy pumped up to find the guy Emily kissed in an abandoned house as a Teenager!

Paul C

city pigeon

Brian's performance fleece

Tony Trip

and Emily's "paper class"

Tony Trip

CRABSTER!

Tony Trip

One top moment for me was when Jake hi-jacked his then fiancée’s bachelorette party and was freaking out because, and I’m paraphrasing here, he “had these girls on the hook and didn’t want to lose them.” 1) That was hilarious and 2) it was actually really helpful to hear the feedback because I’ve found myself in the same situation and I think the advice Murph, Emily, and Caldwell gave was really good.

That one where Murph and Emily form a quadruple with my parents

Has literally become one of my all time favorite SR moments. 🖖

BlurryVizion

Million grills for sure, hemp milk, I'd dare to say Crabster has quickly become an all time favorite lol... Pretty much every time y'all go off on a weird side rant during SR or tease Jake is absolutely gold 😂👌🔥🙏🖖

BlurryVizion

murph, emily, and caldwell talking about dbz and jake not knowing a goddamn thing and then getting tricked by murph into looking like a LOSER(jk jake ily)

Starspawn! Starspawn! Starspawn! (I love Jake's utter confusion with them.) The running Nannerfly jokes... Emily telling Caldwell he's going to jail for anything that happens with Beverly's puberty lmaooo I think that was a short rest maybe an episode. Also Roses for Caldwell.. EVERY SECOND OF D'EMILY!! oh and DONT FORGET CONGO BONGO ISLAND! That was Ridiculous! (This is ridiculous this is ridiculous!) (Was that mixed bag? Idk.. I forgeT!)

Nefer G

grillionaires

shane morris

Short rest episode 50 it starts at around 14:20

I don't know the episode but Jake does an impression of Matt Damon in the Bourne identity that made me bust a gut

mentallo

Ok but the mixed bag episode where they watched the DnD cartoon at 52:27 with the million dollars vs. a billion portable grills. Jake was ready to die defending the billion grills over the million dollars.

That was the Short Rest for the Nightcap episode from the Fey Wild arc.

Robert Z.

City Pigeon!

Hemp Milk

Crabster

Sawyer Rogers

Murph being a city pigeon was pretty top bants

Episode 88 I think when you guys talk about vests for a really long time and make loads of vest puns, had me actually crying

Sam Wellings

Ok I don’t have time codes, but -the bit where you can’t give a rose before noon and Murph is Jake’s dad, somehow? And Emily is the person who’s shadow is used to tell time. -Also the bit wherein Jillian (Gillian?) is very cruel to Jake. -HEMP! MILK!

Sarah Wallace

Grillionairs

Oscar de la Garza

PENTERGREENS

Gobbi Wasabi

And the creepy atmosphere Emily created was incredible, it was a really nice contrast to Murph and Caldwell’s DMing.

James Vinciullo

Brennan’s character voice in Emily’s one shot. Just, any of it. Holy crap it gave me chills.

James Vinciullo

Honey goblins

Liam Cornell

Bullywug voices

Liam Cornell

Skullywuk song

Liam Cornell

Hemp milk

Liam Cornell

“I demand to live this down immediately!”

Nick Neverman

You read out my comment. Was my highlight of the decade . Aside from that the billion grill conversation ruined a day at work. It's up there

Alastair Stevans

Hemp milk song 2000%

"Jake was considering the coconut"

Rachel Quesnelle

Short Rest for Episode 29 Starting at 47:54. Jake starts comparing Marabelle to Moana and then talks about listening to Moana when he gets home from the bar and breaking a coffee table.

Rachel Quesnelle

Caldwell getting so many roses !! Extremely well-deserved, if I say so myself.

Abbie T

Definitely that long drawn out discussion of 1 million dollars or 1 billion portable grills. Also the bits about Jake's wife leaving him, and him demanding cash for infractions against Hardwon. I wish I had episodes and time stamps but they're lost in the ether.

Joe McGowan

Episode 66 “Unholy Pilgrimage” Starting at 12:58 “Here’s a question for the group...” They way Jake railroaded the convo by asking where you would prefer your butthole to be on your body!

Soph

Obviously the Hemp milk song. But my favorite short rest was the one with Brennan talking about the Deadeye arc, it gets real

Will Brannon

Idk why it stands out so much but one of my favorite moments is in the middle of the short rest after the live show in Manchester, Caldwell started talking about his new socks/slippers, and Murph goes off on a Dad style rant about wearing shoes even when hes working from home because he needs to be uncomfortable to be in work mode & Jake keeps chiming in to ask weirdly specific questions about how supportive the slippers are.

Sydney_Brooke

Emily comparing everyone to different birds and calling Murph a City Pigeon HEMP MILK SONG

John Martinell

How about the on going jokes about Jill, Jake’s wife, being mean to him and being cold to him because of his love for DnD

Brian

Floating sword

Murph getting called a city pigeon is definitely a close second though!

My absolute favorite point in all of the episodes and the whole series is right after the dragon scene with Akarot. Hardwon is going to pick up the kings hammer and I'm in my car listening to this crossing all my fingers and toes for this one roll. Just thinking along with hardwon "I'm a dwarf, I'm a dwarf, I'm a goddamn dwarf." I was so invested in it and it hit so close to home when he rolled so well!!! I screamed in the car and basically from that point on hardwon became my favorite because he tries so hard. I mean that whole episode with them falling down the mountain while fighting a dragon was so cinematic and visually descriptive thanks to Murph it was amazing. But yeah 100% favorite moment.

Short rest episode 77 around 22 minutes. I love the bit about Caldwell giving an early Rose and how it was “uncouth before noon”

Random one but Bernie Sanders vs The ghost. Can't for the life of me remember what episode it was though.

Geoff Early

I can’t remember if it was a mixed bag or not, but Baggin’ it with Balnor 2, 25:23 - Pendergreen describing how he got into a car wreck fuckin’ kiiiiiiilleed me.

Robert Mukwaodayin

Shadow binge

Jake “Crabster” Hurwitz

Gryffindor Binch. As well as threatening to marry my parents for giving Murph an @.

Fighting Favorites - The Favorite Things Podcast!

Anything Pendergreens

Mitch Shultz

Short rest Ep 65. Ashes to Ashes 11:44-13:03. Murph: "Does Angel eat anything in Buffy?" Em: "Just her fuckin tasty pussy"

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Also, city pigeon.

Sarah

Crabster! But more importantly the razzing after the fact.

Sarah

Murph refusing to make Funky Kong drown in his own shit.

Paul Williams

The old navy performance fleece vest? INCREDIBLE.

Kelsey Crow

Not from the Patreon-only episodes, but I fucking loved Problem Connor and the rest of the family!!! (Campaign Quiz Show 12/26/19)

Maddy96

Crickmas Special Short Rest, 13:00. Murph talking about playing Joseph in his church's nativity play and Emily just saying "Yo, you got cucked"

Savannah M

Well it got to be 1 simple question What is your favourite food? ..........chicken😐

Literally anything with Pentergreens. “Long time listener first time caller!” When he gets fucking run over lmaooo

Gobbi Wasabi

I can't remember exactly what ep, but when jake hadn't seen his wife in 6 weeks or something and hes at the children's party, and he blocked people in because he ran out of gas

Tig

When Jake was talking about how he would be a traveling knife salesman, as well as the duel at high noon where you slipped into old timey voices and did a little bit. Not sure what ep it was but I know they were together. Also talking about Jake's marital issues.

Derek Ramler

🎵Just a little snack guys🎵 (episode 36)

J.I.

Hemp milk and I found myself laughing pretty hard at Emily making fun of Jake at the beginning of the most recent episode

Tom Giagtzoglou

The episode where you talk about you write in the twodio and how it makes you feel like rob stark

The mess up with the taking shirts off and polo shirt pants, great stuff right there.

Emily talking about Yellow Fever. Can’t remember when it was though. 😓

Sarah Trimble-Tutor

I love the short rest when Emily classifies Murph as a city pigeon. It was a really funny banter moment! I know it was the short rest during the Faye arc (ep 56, 57, or 58? Maybe...) love the show!!

I don't remember the specific episodes but the entire Cat Saga with the cats in Emily and Murph's backyard is very memorable

DrVonStreusel

This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.

Sarah Trimble-Tutor

Oh and Jake screwing up his dog adoption chances.

Sarah Trimble-Tutor

One on one weekend away with Murph when a PC dies.

Sarah Trimble-Tutor

Also: Crabster

Bradley Mcbutts

Crabster

Bradley Mcbutts

"just a little snack guys 🎶"

The hemp milk and the million barbecues for sure

GIVE MY HUSBAND YOUR ROSE, CALDWELL!!

G.X. Barnett

The first short rest i ever listened to was ep. 58 and it started with the Skarsgard Jackhammer bit and i immediately knew this was going to be a good investment hahaha The short rest is also full of peaks into Emily's wonderful mind : Emily's love for Niles when she was watching Frasier for the Seattle live show (ep. 23/32:00); Meatless Monday and Sobrie-Three (ep. 24/11:29); the Pee Wafer (ep. 22/29:35); Emily wanting to kiss her friends on the lips and Jake giving advice on how to initiate it (ep. 25/46:58). The last bit i was thinking of, but couldn't find the episode, was when Emily was describing her studio where she makes music and how it's just a closet! But they talk about the studio because Emily was describing a piece of art she bought at a thrift store that has real bugs on it and a quote from the Bible or something and she hangs it in her closet becaquse Murph doesn't want it in the living room. I always think about that piece of art and the other one of a medieval monkey eating fruit... truly an inspiring women.

"Give me a hemp!, hemp, no you're supposed to say milk"

Every time Emily and Caldwell get going about anime and Jake is completely lost, but especially when Murph was razzing him about Dragonball. "Who's stronger, Goku or Kakarot?" I was CACKLING

Rose Turck

I don't know what ep but Caldwell saying he got drunk and beat up a bunch of plastic furniture, and Baggin it where they talk oasis vs radiohead, and ep 79 "A hell you can't return from"

mentallo

When jake said crabster 2 short rests ago

The 4-way parent trap from "The Kraken's Hunger" Short Rest with Prime Lohan and Secondary Lohan tangent is one of my favorite NADDPod moments ever.

One bit i loved was the mixed bag "in the bag with Balnor" where they read the ads in bahuma daily

Chase

I loved how Jake and Caldwell immediately joined in on that goof!

Adam Pearce

Oh god someone find the timestamp for the time Jake said he hadn't seen his wife in three weeks like it was completely normal

short rest 49- 2:00 hemp milk, crickmas short rest- 13:00 you got cucked, short rest 52: 2:30 bird talk, mixed bag of holding dungeons and dragons cartoon: billon grills, Short rest 55- 3:20 intense Murph razzing, I don't know the episodes but when they talk about feeding Emily cheerios and whether or not describing Liv Tyler's gentials with slang or the correct terms were more graphic

mentallo

22 minute mark of short rest #77. Caldwell gives an uncouth early rose to Murph’s son Jake and Murph challenges him to a duel. Meanwhile Emily just wants her shadow measured. Also the 36:30 minute mark where Murph punks Jake because he didn’t know Goku and Kakarot are the same person.

Also one of the more recent episodes where Moonshine makes a Hardwon farting joke and Hardwon apologizes in just such a deep manly voice, and then Emily gives Jake a rose for it in these short rest.

ShezInJapan

Everytime Jake gets dunked on or razzed for saying something funny and he says "absolutely not! I demand to live this down immediately" or tries to redirect the razzing like "wait remember when Murph said this!? Let's razz Murph instead"

ShezInJapan

Need that clip for sure

The tale of the early rose gifter and his father. I'm pretty sure it was from one of the first circle of Hell episodes.

June M

Short rest 69 33:30 “reverse Patreon stretch goal where if we hit zero we all grow goatees”

Paul C

Not sure which episode but definitely hearing all of the drunk shenanigans, emily buying a grappling hook, Caldwell punching lawn furniture etc.

Roses Before Noon. Don't know the episode but I cried laughing to that goof.

Short rest 90 5:18-6:01 Caldwell saying “My nipples are a tool and I’ve got proficiency!” as he squeezes his nipples at Murphy, Emily and Jake

Paul C

“The most Disney world sentence ever” from short rest #53

Pat Hughes

Def the one where Murph and Emily threaten to form a polyamorous relationship with the hypothetical short rest listeners who complain about early roses!

Jake P

Short rest 63 34:10-38:12 “CAN PRATT KLUMP?!”

Paul C

Murph talking about WWE wrestlers and their potential classes was the most wholesome, Lawful Off The Rails content from a Short Rest. Also, Emily calling Murph a city pigeon. When I have a bad day, I just re-listen to the Short Rest from "Crushed By An Angel."

Lauren C.

If Andrew Fuckerman doesn’t make the cut, that will be disappointing.

Tye

Definitely Jake arguing that he wants a billion grills! And the hemp milk song, of course!

Kenny Cashman

I legit just made a playlist on podcast addict of all these short rests and mixed bags for work tonight I also forgot about Emily's skeleton character Binky Fiasco.

Dave Johnson

Hemp milk song plus Murph’s comment about being absolutely crazy

Amy Boyle

The Grizzly Prince episode has this bit that involves a hot centaur, and a moose mount that I found particularly funny. 54:50 episode 46

Simon Derks

It wasn’t a mixed bag, but Jake admitting he holds bananas bare was the bomb diggity. Also, anything with extended families getting together for dnd mentioned in the short rests: Emily and her niece character creation was adorable and heartfelt, Jake and his cousin? Bringing a some older books/campaign he ran, and I think Caldwell recently talked about one too.

Marge In Charge

There was a short rest where you were talking about making new characters, including a skeleton that bathed in milk, and Murph pointed out how chaotic and zany Caldwell and Emily were always ready to be compared to how grounded Murph and Jake always leaned. There's a specific quote where Jake is reporting to Murph about granaries being depleted after Murph narrates killing off Caldwell and Emily's insane characters that always kills me for some reason. Probably a little random, but thanks for always making me laugh even with completely random moments!

HellishRebuker, PhD

Use the one where Hardwon and Moonshine were wrestling and kept matching their opposed strength rolls 3 times in a row. Murph then said it was a draw.

TheBlackCrown 232

City pidgin

Don't know if it was already mentioned. But I loved the episode where Murph tells of the time he wore the Gap vest in middle school. Which episode was that again? Maybe I am mis-remembering it.

Karol D.

The whole "rose before noon" old timey duel bit had me CRYING laughing in my car from Short Rest

Lindsay Rodgers

The crew choosing to worship murph over god, i forget which short rest

Humble Goblin

"A raccoon with a gun" or the but from the hell chronicles where a rose was given before noon!

Fucking Absolutely

jacket22

Hey! Sorry I don't know the timecode, but in the Short Rest for episode 54 Murph, Emily, and Caldwell are talking about Naruto for a good few minutes until Murph asks Jake if he knows what they're talking about. And then Jake says "you guys are fucking losers. I'm into dragons and swords and Lord of the Rings and that's it".

All the roses given to Caldwell last week, the conversation about how Bojangles was apparently still with the boobs, Problem Connor, and when Murph and Emily threatened to adopt us and have Caldwell and Jake as our uncles.

ALSO the introduction of the great binky fiasco, though i cant remember which episode that was at all (tragic)

Emily Kelly

Short Rest: Twas the Night before Crickmas. 13:00-16:00 Murph: "I played Joseph" Em: "Yo, you got cucked!"

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

-episode 81- the one where jake accidentally starts the dialogue of creating a naddpod cult, 6:54-8:11 -episode 80- dont @ murph or the 2 crew will fucking Get You, 18:20-20:30 and 22:20-24:33 !!!!!!!!

Emily Kelly

Absolutely have some clips of the pregnant cat saga, or the whole start of the concept of "going to dinner" with murph to discuss secret character stuff.

Chelsea L (0ffbeatt)

Def was during shadowfell saga

Máighréad Shelley

Murph being called a city pigeon and the hemp milk controversy

From the most recent short rest (Around 06:05) Astral Dadnought: Jake mispeaking, accidentally combining crabs and lobsters into "crabsters", getting razzed for a straight minute, and demanding to immediately live it down is peak comedy

Got to have Emily being sexually awoken by Aladdin

James Langdon

I really want a super cut of all the hemp milk bits starting with the OG

Calling Jake a majestic hawk after picking a blue collar city pigeon for Murph and the ensuing squabble has always been a top teir fave of mine

A. Godfrey

Murph and Emily ending up in a loving thruple with my parents and the Skarsgard Jackhammer

GRILLS

Katherine Lindeman

Emily's plan to play a milk-bathing wrestling skeleton, and Murph's utter bafflement at that

The story of Allanis' multiple attempts to rectify the timeline.

Aaron Gibson

It's a really short bit, but when Emily says she loves disgusting monsters during a short rest and Murph jokes on how that makes him nervous. Lol I just like a lot of their jokes based on their marriage

Nicole Vujevich

Gotta include "Give me a hemp! Milk!" (Can't look up the ep/time codes rn, sorry!)

Savannah M

All the Connor goofs from the Campaign Quiz Show from 12/26

Kelsey Crow

The way the boobs razzed Jake for how he eats a banana

Stuart Boelts

Mixed Bag Winter Solstice. Emilys DM debut!!! Honestly, any part of it! Love all of Ems voices. Specific would be 1:44:45, Girl and her rabbit!

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Rose before noon, Murph and Emily will marry your parents and the infamous Hemp Milk

Montage of whenever Jake gets razzed for not knowing nerd stuff

When Emily goes “you are what you eat and humans kinda look like avocado” or something to that effect

Short Rest 89 around 33:30 where Jake says to Murph, "You're my God," and the gang starts worshipping Murph and he keeps begging them not to because it's "super blasphemous"

DungeonMama

The de-levelling!

Dargar

Ep 63 #PittCanKlump #PrattCanClump

Bradley Mcbutts

Episode 53 character intros. Caldwell perhaps says the GOAT Bev intro this ep

I don't remember what Short Rest episode this was, maybe someone can help me out... The bit started with Caldwell saying something about how giving a rose before noon was gauche and somehow the bit evolved into Jake being Murph's dad and wanting to duel Caldwell at noon while Emily watched... Anyone else remember this? Other than that, Hemp Milk and Raspberries vs Blueberries

#38 or #39. Yup. Hilarious.

When you guys test-rolled for what Hardwon might get reincarnated as, before he actually did. He was going to basically kill himself if he was a gnome. 🤣🤣🤣

Justin Neal

Short Rest Ep. 47 at 14:00; Creating a Patreon tier to give people health insurance

Whalen Abbott

#37 at the beginning: Murph: Welcome to short rest everybody Emily: Bahumia! Murph: No.

Ramón Pascual Sánchez

When?? I don't remember this at all

Lucas Lindholm

One billion grills is a great moment

Tyler T.

Short rest ep 27, the first 10 minutes. Talk of crazy merch/bags of milk/carbonated milk/ice cream.

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

A supercut?! That’s RIDICULOUS!

Kozak

Absolutely this

Boxer

Emily wanting everyone’s scores to be 2 apart during the most recent trivia so they could be a family

Mary Riley

For some reason I keep dreaming about Jake being super skinny due to drugs and the rest of the gang being obese

Lucas Lindholm

#77 at 22mins the rose at high noon buffoonery begings

Luciana

YES

Lucas Lindholm

Like anything from Baggin' with Balnor! 🤣

The tragic story of Yarislov and the guard Caldwell played in the Boston live show!!

Lucas Lindholm

Hawk vs city pigeon

Sawyer Rogers

Can't pick favorites, but I'd like to mention that in SR Episode 30 @ 2:25 Jake jokingly promises to re-open his cartilage earring after 5k patreon subscribers. (Not suggesting he does, just could be a funny discussion)

Jesymka

One I haven’t seen mentioned yet was Caldwell voicing Gemma sucking Hardwon’s dick.

Adam Pearce

Hemp Milk And Hawk VS City Pidgeon

Laurawr

Spoons forks!

Lynsey K

Supercut of Ulfred being short!

Lucas Lindholm

OH. caldwell taking feckin ages to order something.

Not sure if it’s been said but. “Gill vs jake” and “kitten updates”

I tried finding this but couldn't! If they don't include it, do u remember the ep?

Lucas Lindholm

When u yelled at no one about giving roses to early and threatened to throple our moms.

Richard Morales

When everyone gets mad when Murph and Brendan have a dinner without them!

Brittany Behr

Short rest #80: 18:20 The whole bit about the roses & thorns coming too early haha

Crabster

Bradley Mcbutts

The hardest I've ever laughed at a short rest is the bit where the gang argues about whether spoons or forks are better

Mick C

Emily’s sexual awakening!! Just a little snack guys 🎶

Jerry Mercer (me)

In a slightly unrelated note I think it would be cool if y’all asked for some like videos submissions of how much NADDPOD means to us. 1 in want y’all to know how great of a product you put out. 2. I would love to hear everyone’s stories or the good ones atleast 3. Y’all are just the best. I know personally NADDPOD helped me deal with becoming an adult and slaving away 50 hours a week at a shit job. Having something hilarious and sentimental to look forward to is such a treat. And going to talks Atlanta live show was a nerd monument I never thought I’d cross but Pelor I’ve never cried so much from laughing. Just really appreciate y’all also I’m pretty drunk lol.

Alex

Short Rest 67: the two Lindsay Lohans (about 17:00-23:00).

Daniele the Dastardly Dame

Took me an hour to find but in short rest ep. 36 at 16:20 Emily talking about her Aladdin sexual awakening and caldwells “still I think he’s rather tasty” had me laughing so hard I cried in the middle of public

Edie

So many people have already said it but I have to cast my vote for the Early Roses bit in Short Rest 77.

KelCello

Hemp milk! And when jake talks about hugging his friends

I specifically loved the one recently where they're talking about melting down gold to make a statue of Murph, and he's just saying "no no no no no" in the background.

Michael McDougall

Can't remember the episode but it was when the BoB was talking about ages of their characters and Murph told Em that if Moonshine really is just 25 then in Elf years she's like 8. They were talking about boning.

How long do we have because I want to listen to previous sodes and tell you my full thoughts!

Alex aka Zol Ark

City pidgeon

Alex

Hemp milk

Alex

Andrew Fuckerman! There was also a time when Murph started talking in a baby voice for some reason and everyone else just put a big "nope" on its use again.

DJ Ingram

I liked the episodes where you’ll marry our parents and be supportive! It was not only super funny but it felt like you are my freakin dads! 😭 haha I think it was the short rest during the hell arc

Alex aka Zol Ark

Hardwon getting a rematch with his old foe, the wall of mud and puddle of water. Live in Seattle, starts about 49:21 in.

The epic “...chicken” bell ringing of daddy Murphy discussion

Joshua Robinson

Crabster

Jacob Dewald

Dice devil!!!

WerewolfRose

DADnaught short rest about 6ish mins in; when jake demanded to live down the crabster incident

HawksBawks

Hemp milk and grillionaire will have been posted by now but I also like when you roast Jake for not knowing nerd shit like in Short Rest 77 37:00 with the follow up at 44:40

William Bee

Hemp milk is episode 49 starting around 2:08. still the GOAT

Semi-Sweet JP

Anytime they razz Jake with geek culture, and how and why Emily thought Akkarat had a vest.

Adam da Silva

Ulfrid’s previuosly unknown height issue from Emilys wintercrest oneshot was some of the best the show has ever been!

Gearoid Cotter

Gotta say the mixed bag deity deep dive where they talk about the coalition of moms against the dungeons and dragons book about gods

Chase

City pigeon is ep 52 starting at 2:58 (edit: holy shit this segment is so funny, jake making a bird noise out of nowhere had me cracking up in the office)

Semi-Sweet JP

SR Ep 65 47:00 where murph is trying to end the episode but Jake and Emily just keep talking about Moonshine being an egg donor. Fucking kills me every time.

When Emily kept saying “not today” in the romp in the swamp 😂😂😂

The crickmas special short rest at 12:50 when Emily calls Joseph a cuck had me laughing way too hard. It also made me feel uncomfortable like Murph at first but I love they way they keep bullying him. I think this makes me a bad person

Sterling Ayers

the bit where you all are talking about chess and how to go undefeated by sticking the pieces up your ass -- inSANE

Very recent but I was dying over Murph being upset over Caldwell getting all the roses

Episode 55: 3.50- where Murph gets razzed for comparing one of Caldwell’s statements to a tweet from 2009. I find that shit so funny, and then it leads the gang onto razzing Murph hard about the ‘.......chicken’ incident. Jake: you did a lap and then said chicken

I've been looking for the granary bit for so long

Jayden guerra

The two times Emily INSTANTLY clocked what Murph was about to pull - "are WE being hunted?" from Live in London (10/31, 14:52) and "what do you mean Balnor's not on _our_ side?" from Can They Kill It (2/5, 3:43)

Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C

A rose before noon. Cant remember the episode but I remember the dishonor it brought

Gotta pick the uncouth rose bit from EP 77 ( I believe are 22 minutes) this had me dying when i first heard it and I often think back on it

Chase

Episode 24 -Meatless mondays, twototaling and sober 4 6 Episode 25 - Jakes story about sleeping in his sisters room because he saw a scary movie Episode 40 - Barbarian skeleton that bathes in milk and all the talk about the granaries

Ellen BK

I know somebody said it already (I've got no proof but how could they not. ...Chicken. Gotta have that in there

Darius

Dice Christ, hemp milk, Emily calling Murphy a city pigeon, and the back yard cat updates xD

God it was forever ago but when Emily and Caldwell were talking about Catholicism. I was dying.

Kris Johannsen

Also the whole thing with Murph saying he got dinner with Brennan and the rest of the 2crew being v salty about it. 1 million dollar vs 1 billion grills. The story how Jake stayed at M&E's house and they wanted to show him a sex scene in the witcher and because they slept with tris they ruined their ending with yennifer (jake: is sex the best thing about video games?" caldwell:jumping is pretty fun.)

Saru

There’s a great bit in SR 21: What’s Amiss, where it’s vey confidently declared that Balnor will not be among the living for long (though to give Jake due credit he does argue that you’ll all get attached to him soon enough)

Calyx Rose

Crabster razzing

literatemushroom

What episode of short rest is this city pidgeon bit in? And the smooth by Santana bit? I've heard the Santana one and its gold, dying to listen to the pidgeon one now haha

Ben Steen

Not sure if its been said yet but literally anything Pentagreens. Although we do have one favourite my partner and I constantly quote: “ah yea I’ve got a freakin’ PS4 in here, just one controller though” -EP 78 1:24. Funniest shit ever, we were absolutely dying when we heard it for the first time.

Andrey M

The fucking bit in which Caldwell was Murph’s son and Jake has given him a rose before noon? Like, i know I for sure got that wrong, but it is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Seth Holly

Hemp Milk. Nuff said.

Angelo

The short rest where the infamous.......chicken line was born! Balnor and Tuna, cant be beat!

Dane Larson

City pigeon and parents moment in rest 80

Pitt can Klump vs Pratt can Klump Good job, I agree Everyone getting upset that Brennan got to go to dinner with Murph

Kimberly Tevis

Emily telling Murph he‘s a pigeon and Jake he‘s a hawk

Saru

Maybe some cat updates as well

Nicole Jordan

Murph starting a relationship with your parents for @ing him. Short Rest ep 80 starting around 18:20

Semi-Sweet JP

The extended bit you guys did talking in old timey voices about presenting people a rose

Nicole Jordan

Raspberries and blueberries! (Forks are my raspberries)

Amy Martin

When Hardwon yells "this is the core you cant control, these are the quads you with you had." When Galad offers to suck Hardwon's dick in return for his life! Hemp milk song!! When Murph and Emily say they will marry my mom and threaten me with a happy stable life.

Penny Garbo

This one is a little late in the series so hopefully it isn't a spoiler but the dragon anatomy discussion @ Ep 1 4:45. The definite moment I knew this was going to be a great adventure.

Obviously we’d all be lost without the hemp milk chant

Sara Murphy

Milk song, crabster, all the Razz's, all the bits about Jake and his wife cause those kill me every time 😂

HexMix

Ep 77, 22:00-23:45

Brennan in winter solstice. When he said "this whole place has to go" and when he charged the little girls

Ya gotta have all of Caldwell's massive roses in there.

clevername

I have to ask because I wasnt a patreon member when this started, but this has to be a joke right lol

Ben Steen

The short rest were they made fun of Caldwel for taking too long to order food

Alex Thompson

I think episode 55, where raspberries, blueberries, forks, and spoons all were roses and thorns

Cristianna Formeller

A billion charcoal grills!

Emily's terrible margarita choices

Catherine Allen

PLEASE include the short rest talking about the bullywug mating call and the short rest where you flame Jake for not knowing Gokus other name

Yes! 3:25 on ep 55! Murph also burns Caldwell, and it’s awesome

Gabi H

I demand that I live this down immediately.

Francis A Leyco

When Emily decsibrs jake as an falcon or eagle and Murphy is a pigeon Edit, it was a hawk

Tig

Hemp milk song

David Vu

Where you threatened to marry our mom 😂

Already mentioned, but I need to double down on the uncouth rose before noon. Murph: "What is this bit?"

Adam da Silva

Definitely the Crabster exchange.

The running gag of Cadwells dad being very disappointed in him

Aaron Oliver

Give me a Hemp! (-milk clip)

Ryan Coogan

Primary and secondary Lohan

When they were talking about prime lohan, and their version of the parent trap. Also when jake and murph were talking about how boring playing dnd with just them would be "the granaries are depleted my lord."

Steven

Give me a Hemp! MILK!

Jeff Davis

A rose before noon? This is highly irregular! This whole exchange was hilarious. Don’t know the exact episode but I posted to the subreddit the next day on October 4 2019

DMCDawg

Damn I love that short rest but I cannot remember which one it is, do you have any idea of which one it could be?

Alex Bonilla

Short rest episode 60, timestamp- 15:45 <3

Meghan

Grillion bills

Marisa

-Emily's Hemp Milk song, Short Rest 49: 2:08 -Murph the City Pigeon, Short Rest 52: 2:58 -Pretty much any part of Short Rest 55 but Jake playing drunk Jake at 44:22 had me dying -Dungeons and Dragons mixed bag, one million dollars vs one billion portable grills: 40: 50 Brennan describing being a dungeon master, short rest 64: 3:20

Dave Johnson

The episode where they talk about going to an escape room for a first date and winning the escape room by freaking out. (That may have been the short rest that was just the boys when Emily was sick but I don't fully remember)

Kelsey Crow

Emily calling Murph a city pigeon- I cried laughing so hard

Not a particular funny moment but when Hardwon finds out who his parents are and cuts off Galad’s head is the most badass moment I’m the show. “My name is Elias Stormborn the second, bastard of the mountain son of the sky, you killed my father. I’ll talk to the god myself”. Episode 18 24:50

The bit where Caldwell says it is uncouth to give a rose before noon

Murph giving everyone massages

Erik

The bit where the Rose's come to early and we @ you and then you and emily marry our mom is my favorite bit of all time

Barback of Penance

Crabster

Jack Campau

Anytime Jake is getting razzed! Especially the jokes about his wife haha

Camara Fairweather

Easily the razzing of Murph after the Witch’s game failed so spectacularly (ep 55, 5min)

Yes yes yes

Mostly when Emily and Murph say they’re gonna marry my parents

Praise Christ and Pickle your Dice, How each person jumps into a pool, what bird everyone is

Matteo Cina

Oh also I think it’s the Short Rest for episode 63, right at the beginning, where they joke about Caldwell being on the Cowboys and getting Tony Romo as a guest. Then the Short Rest for episode 78 starts with the insane social experiment of trying to order Domino’s while Postmating from a different restaurant, and then about 20 minutes in there’s a bit about taking levels away from Bev and giving them to Moonshine and Hardwon because Caldwell threw a dice at Jake hahaha

John Nguyen

GIVE ME A HEMP MILK YOU GOT YOUR HEMP YOU GOT YOUR MILK

Penelope Tagert

I was just listening to that ep last night! Also the part 3 addendum where she interviewed people

Diana

OH! I forgot a very silly and specific favorite of mine, Short rest 63, the first 2 minutes of the ep, when there's a bit about Caldwell playing pro football.

Feared AL

Ep. 59 Blood Rain short rest when Emily says Langston looked like he knew how to eat pussy

I was thinking this, too! From ep. 55 “Tricky Trials”!

Gabi H

I have never laughed so hard than when Emily thought guy fieri's name was ANDREW FUCKERMAN?!? I mean... the best... I quite literally spat out my coffee at my desk. It's episode 60

Meghan

City pidgeon (it's an early one I believe), raspberries vs. blueberries, a million dollars vs. a billion grills.

Feared AL

Crabster and "I demand to live this down!!"

Caldwell making Murph a golden statue and Murph just saying no. Also Emily telling Murph he’s a better writer than God from the short rest after apocalypse I think. Maybe like 20 minutes in

CRABSTERS CRABSTERS CRABSTERS. Jakes very rational fear of CRABSTERS! I think my favourite part though was him demanding to live it down immediately!

My favourite Short Rest moment was Emily's hemp milk song ^^ but I do back Emily and say her version was better!

Murph and Emily becoming a fourple with my parents, a rose before noon, Andrew fuckerman

Emily and Jake wanting to move everywhere they go for live shows

DoodlebyCass

The 9 minute discussion between Emily and Jake about her working at Ben&Jerry’s for 3 summers straight and Jake working at an ice cream parlor for 2 summers and a winter.

The whole discussion of giving a rose before noon was hilarious

Matthew McDowell

HEMP! MILK!

DMCDawg

A PRE NOON ROSE

Short Rest Ep 49 at 2:15 - Hemp milk song

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Was also gonna say this on

The fact that they constantly return to Jake’s marriage falling apart in so many different episodes is so good

John Nguyen

Short rest for 52, when Emily called Murph a city pigeon - that’s the best moment EVER!

Honestly, the first half hour of the ep 90's short rest

Anferny

The pre noon rose giving or the tale of Caldwell's dad's caricature

Travis Butcher

I have poor memory but the time murph and Emily threatened to be in a loving relationship with my folks was pretty funny. Was that short rest?

GIVE ME A HEMP!

Tukaru

Emily calling Jake a hawk and murph a city pigeon was great

Andrew Fuckerman from the Episode 60 (15:30 mark)

Thomas Friedlander

Anything from the Romp in the Swamp mixed bag, honestly. That whole thing was a hoot.

Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C

Caldwell thinking it's normal for a head teacher to pull students teeth out

Aaron Oliver

The short rest where Murph and I think Jake, threatened to marry your parents and become the most supportive parents that you've ever had if you @'ed them for stuff

Also I don’t remember the episode but when jake was trying to give Caldwell roses and Brian was the disapproving father explaining chivalry to jake

Alex Bonilla

For short rest, razzing Jake in The Band of Boobs vs. The Astral DADnought

ananarama

I've actually started compiling a list of some of my favorite bits in the feywild short rests! I don't have timecodes but 48: The gang discusses the Witcher, and trying to have sex with Triss and Yennefer, turning Geralt into an absolute fuckboi 50: Emily's lost bike and the gang's plan to go vigilante justice to get it back 52: Emily describing Jake as a hawk and Murph as a city pigeon. Also Caldwell advocating for corporal punishment towards Cricket in Big City Greens 55: really just wanted to make the note that I think this is the episode where the running gag of Jake's marital problems starts, and that gag only gets better and better every time it comes up

Devin Awe

Not part of this podcast but I think more people should hear Emily's thoughts on brownies! World of Warcraft: The Shattering: Prelude to Cataclysm (part 2)

Alex Patrick

Hemp milk, dunsden checks in, and talking about Witcher 3

From the Warcraft movie review - talking about honor in relation to parking space And Caldwell's Bernie Sanders ghost gag

jakob overgaard

Emily talking about her Aladdin-related sexual awakening

The time that Emily compared her husband to a city pigeon and jake to a hawk

Alex Bonilla

When Jake said crabster

Thom Boody

Little paw paw and cat updates!

Aaron Oliver

How about when Murph and Emily fucked their Witcher save by sleeping with Triss even though they're a Yen household

Michael Kessler

Give me a hemp!

Kevin Alman

Millions of grills. Aka. Grillionaire

Guardian of Light Zach H

There was a short rest where Murph said he ordered a whole pizza in the morning so he wouldn't have to worry about food and could just eat it all day. Most relatable DM planning moment ever. I can't remember the episode, but I believe it was in the context of Caldwell having very healthy soup that day.

The bit from a recent one where Jake goes through the process of adopting a dog just to fuck with the animal shelter and say no at the last second. Also, I think it's from the same short rest, the bit about wearing shoes for so long that they become attached to your feet.

Forks and spoons and spoons and forks

Joseph Collison

In the shortrest from the Chicago Live show around minute 32:00 when y'all are talking about sexual horcruxes.

Scuttlepants

Episode 36 - Juuust a liiittle snack guuuys 🎶

Brandalf The Bae

all the things i want have been said here but i'll second them: jake's marriage being a sham; the rose at noon goof; murph being a city pigeon (i was just thinking about this today lmao); and "whos stronger kakorot or goku" (hemp milk i guess goes w/o saying??)... also its really short so i dont know if itd be worth including but the joke from a couple weeks ago about how walking into a spider web shouldnt be scary because you've just destroyed their lair made me laugh a lot <3. and also jake saying crabster !! oh AND when they were joking about murph not liking caldwell as a person and wanting to replace him with zac just because he gets on better with zac. ah theres too many

Don’t remember which short rest, but it was in October. Caldwell gifted an early rose though it was uncouth and the shenanigans following it had me rolling

Anything from the Faywild short rests!

Dylan Biers

Ol’ Crabster Hurwitz. And don’t forget about Paper Class Axford.

Tyreesh Simmons

The etiquette lesson on the giving of roses before noon!

Caldwell's food delivery ordering dilemma

I can’t remember the Short Rest for the life of me, but when Jake and Murph were “planning” on beating up Emily’s first kiss still makes me laugh when I randomly think about it

Corey Ruef

Portable grills was amazing! That's from the dnd cartoon mixed bag!

Dylan Biers

Omg this one please

Erik

I... did not read carefully. I'll see myself out.

Jordan Valentine

When Hardwon was reincarnated and smashed his forehead on Moonshine's and told her he was glad to come back as half of her. Episode 70 time mark 46 minutes in.

Dillon K

I know it's not just one bit but Emily's whole DM episode

Amy Driver

Tour tales: Caldwell and Murph offending British people in the men's room with their supreme goofs

Lisa Hartman

City Pigeon

1 MILLIONS TOASTERS

Timothy Plant

I love so many moments but Caldwell getting absolutely roasted for taking too long looking at the menu

Pickle your dice!

Erik

How you guys had a rose for a rose about bevs amazing comment was great

Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas and maybe the top razz’s

Anytime jake is getting razzed, like with goku/kakarot. Additionally, any time you have an alternative to roses and thorns, the city pigeon bit, and the bit about you all marrying our parents.

Michael W

Super cut of Denny being a craven bastard would be amazing!

Aaron Walsh

When they are razing Jake about not knowing Naruto stuff

"Leeeets get the honey"

DieBard

The very first short rest when talking about the song process about Hardwon finding out about his parentage from Red. Not a funny moment, but one of my faves.

Sara Davison

The first time Murphy freaked out about how blasphemous the other boobs were being was pretty great too. Wish I remembered the ep.

Tyreesh Simmons

Murph getting cucked was a highlight for me

Tai A.

Jake: you caused a total party kill Jake (as Amir): has that never happened before? Jake: BY THE NATURE OF THE STATEMENT!!

G.X. Barnett

The duel when a rose was offered before noon

Every time Jake comes up with a name for a segment during the Q&As I love them so much

Darby Nicole Mishra

The dice being way to early which led to a shootout was one of the best

Lars Note

I think we all know Hemp Milk is gonna be on there. Some other highlights are Billion Grills from the DnD Cartoon Mixed Bag, and basically the entirety of the Short Rest from Episode 55: Tricky Trials where Murph gets absolutely razzed for his Witch puzzle and then roses and thorns are replaced with spoons, forks, raspberries, and blueberries.

John Nguyen

Murph saying “twenty” for every crit the way the guy from mortal combat said “toasty”

Clayton Davis

Crabster and "I demand to live this down immediately" was great

Include a few moments where Murph gets his bell rung.

DJ Booz

Oh gosh wish I remembered the episode but the time y'all threatened to get married to our parents was so good

Dani Sharkey

Crabster!

Jenny T

Grillionaaaire

Zed

Jake’s plan to sell a million mini grills will remain in my heart forever

Reagan Nettles

Definitely grillionaire

Kevin Rich

"................Chicken." Obviously. Also, early in episode 1: dragon pussy.

Jordan Valentine

Yea!!

Sav

The most recent Baggin it Up with Balnor where they are talking about hottest npcs. Loved it

Elias Hopson

I just want one long clip telling the story of the deterioration of Jake's marriage

Pamphleteer

Giving Caldwell roses for asking good questions

Mayuri

oh my god murph being a city pigeon and jake being a hawk was GOLDEN

Hemp Milk

The Broox

Pretty much any time Murph expresses fear of God due to his Catholic upbringing always gives me a cathartic chuckle. "Pickle your dice -- Praise Christ"

PhilFillItIn

I don't think I've heard this one and now I need to

100% the "A Rose at Noon" short rest segue

Boxer

I can’t believe I forgot about city pigeon!

Tyreesh Simmons

Performance vest and "jake, whose stronger kakarot or goku?"

Obviously the threats of marrying my parents, and showering me with love and affection

Ben Whetten

Absolutely where you ask Jake who's more powerful, Kakarot or Goku.

Liz Ruifrok

Smooth by Rob Thomas rant which I think was in the same ep as the beloved hemp milk

Breanna

I think it goes without saying but I'mma say it. HEMP MILK. Also city pigeon Murph. Grillionaire. Gah so MANY, y'all are just great

PJ

Grillonaire please

Erik

Hemp Milk, the Cat Saga and food baskets instead of Roses are some of my favourite Short rest moments

Oliver

Spoons, forks, blueberries, and strawberries

Mayuri

Million dollars vs a billion grills.

Zaq Williams

Crabster!

Hannah

Murph being a city pigeon!

Lars Note

CITY PIGEON

Birth of dice christ and you guys talking about the witcher games. I could listen to a whole podcast just on that.

GREYFOX!!!!!

City Pidgeon

Sav

Definitely city Pigeon. Fun fact, I was literally taking a picture of a fat Pigeon in Gatlinburg, TN when I got the notification of this post.

Chris

Murph being a city pigeon is an ELITE moment

Hemp milk obviously.

Crabster

Barney Fritz

HEMP

CRABSTER!!!!!!!

Julian

My classic funny moment was the whole hemp milk song discussion. Had me laughing so loud I was wheezing lol

Obviously #Grillionaire vs Millionaire has to be on there.

Tyreesh Simmons

HemP MILK

Sav

You got that milk

ThatManGareth

Don't remember the episode but the time everybody else made fun of Jake for not knowing anything about Dragon Ball Z

Nate Kimmey

You got your hemp...

GIVE ME A HEMP

Erik

HEMP MILK!

Rei

You got that hemp...