Diaper Enchantments (Sub Special Commission #10)

I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. This is the last one - all in all, I wrote ten commissions and over 7,000 words in about four and a half hours. It was exhausting, but also a ton of fun, and if we hit 200 subscribers I plan on doing it again. Enjoy!

“Let’s see… Eye of newt…” Despite the common misconception, it was really just mustard seed, which she poured in liberally.

“A child’s first laugh…” Evrina tipped the bottle carefully into its vessel, so that none of the joy would escape.

“The smell of clean laundry…” That had been fun to extract, if nothing else. Pouring it in, she let it hiss for a moment.

“And a ray of sunshine.” That last one was easy, she just opened the window.

All the ingredients combined, Evrina set her blend-tec to pulse and let it run for thirty seconds.

Being a witch in 2020 came with its advantages.

Humming a happy tune, she poured the mixture into her cauldron, set it on the right burner on low, and let it simmer while she checked her phone. ‘Yeah, Karen! I’ll be at the baby shower in an hour - I’m just finishing up my present!’

Karen had insisted that gifts weren’t required, but Evrina wanted to go above and beyond, use her powers for something extra special. So, she’d cooked up her best mix of magic - Auto-sizing, to keep up with the baby as it got bigger. Baby-proofed, to prevent tampering. Self-cleaning, because duh. Once it was all applied, she’d have the perfect gift: ‘Evrina’s ever-dry undergarment’, or, in layman’s terms, a self-cleaning diaper.

As the potion came to a simmer, she took it off its heat, stirred it up, and then gingerly applied a single drop to the pink, princess-adorned pair of huggies she’d acquired for the spell.

The potion soaked into the diaper, sizzled, and then vanished.

The spell was done, now all she had to do was test it.

That part… wasn’t ideal. Without a baby to put the diaper on, she’d have to find another way to test the self cleaning properties.

Fortunately, the auto-sizing charm should be effective for any scale, so… she could test it herself.

Slipping her panties down from beneath her skirt, she kicked them off, pulled the diaper between her legs, and moved to stick one of the hook-and-loop tapes down.

Instantly, the magic seized the tape, and the diaper sprung up around her with a sudden ‘poof’ of baby powder and magic.

So far, so good. The diaper had been taped on perfectly, and rescaled so that it was a snug, comfortable fit. It wasn’t quite the right proportions - the padding had grown thicker to scale than the rest of it, giving her a particularly poofy bottom that her skirt couldn’t quite conceal, but that was no big deal. It wasn’t like baby diapers were ever designed for modesty, after all.

Just one thing left to do. Concentrating for a moment, she released a stream of urine into the diaper, wetting herself for the first time since childhood.

The spell worked. The padding got soaked, swelled out a bit, and began to sag, but as soon as she was done peeing the magic snapped into action. The swelling receded, the diaper dried, and it was back to clean in a matter of seconds.

“Perfect!”

Evrina beamed, reaching down to pull at the diaper’s tapes.

They didn’t move.

“Um…” She frowned down at the diaper. “That’s… not supposed to happen.”

Hooking a finger beneath the waistband, she tried to pull the diaper down. She couldn’t.

It was a shame to destroy the enchantment, but now she was worried about it’s safety. Taking scissors from a drawer, she tried to cut, and-

“Hey!”

As soon as the scissor blade touched the diaper, the tool vanished from her hand, reappearing with a puff of magic on the counter.

Evrina frowned, then turned to her spellbook, looking for an answer. It didn’t take long to find.

“Okay, this ‘tamper-proofing’ spell…” she said, reading over it. “Prevents any molestation or unwanted tampering… effective against all attempts to unbind the spell. 100% foolproof, even against its own caster… Oh, crap.”

She hadn’t made the diaper baby-proof, she’d made it everything proof. As long as it was doing what it was supposed to - containing accidents and keeping clean - it couldn’t be removed.

Looking down at the garment, Evrina blushed. Well, it’s not the worst way a witch has cursed herself. At least it’s self cleaning!

Tugging down her skirt to cover as much of the poof as possible, she picked up her phone, typing, ‘Karen, so… about that gift I had planned…’