Happy New Year 2021
Added 2021-01-01 05:35:55 +0000 UTCHappy New Year, Slapeggs! 2020 was a year that destroyed whatever lingering faith I had in the government, shreds of decency from corporations, and the intelligence of the general American public. But all that is going to magically change with the rolling over to a new year. D-Definitely all going to change and things are going to get completely better...
But the important thing is that we are now in the year of Sealab 2021, so put a Happy Cake in your tummy, ready yourself for conflicts against Queen Doppelpopolis, and prepare yourself for our transitions to Adrienne Barbeaubots!
Thanks for keeping us going and may your new year be keen!
Comments
nursing a new look might be fun
jimmy d banthrall jr
2021-01-01 18:08:52 +0000 UTCWhether he's actually able to implement his plan depends the Georgia runoffs. Which they have a decent shot of winning.
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2021-01-01 05:56:38 +0000 UTCFuck all of those "dick out" face maskers" you're what's wrong with the world! I wish 2021 would be different, but I'm sure we're still stuck with your dumbasses.
Sprutkit
2021-01-01 05:44:18 +0000 UTCThe one shining ray of hope from 2020 was that we actually managed to fire that fucking tin-pot wannabe dictator in the White House. And Biden actually has a climate change plan, so maybe we *won't* all burn to a crisp in the coming decades. Maybe.
coredumperror
2021-01-01 05:40:58 +0000 UTC
