This Is Good Morning
Added 2025-07-24 13:57:47 +0000 UTCPOV: your AI girlfriend went insane and started getting out of control. No, she didn’t. It’s just me mooning you all before my flight to Pittsburgh. This weekend I’m headed back up north for a wedding. Am I excited about it? Meh, but you know, I’m excited for the bride and groom. I’m just always suspicious of stepping in churches and running the potential of bursting into flames.
I’ve got some new ideas coming up for some videos that I want to do, but I need some privacy. Or, maybe? I don’t know. I couldn’t control myself in Mexico so it’s anyone’s game at this point. I hope everybody is having a great week so far and staying cool. We’re all in hell.
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I'm in total admiration
Lexiknroll
2025-07-28 20:21:03 +0000 UTCI’m fucking dying 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Cory Cowley
2025-07-28 19:46:33 +0000 UTCOde to the Plump Rump Oh plump rump, so round, so grand, A marvel shaped by nature’s hand. You bounce with pride, you sway with grace, A joyful jiggle, a sweet embrace. Nom nom nom, my eyes delight, At every curve, so bold, so right. A cushion made of dreams and charm, Soft as clouds, and twice as warm. You dance in jeans, you stun in skirts, A globe of glory—how it flirts! Each step you take, a rhythmic hum, A beat that whispers: nom nom nom. No sculptor’s hand could carve so well, A tale of softness none could tell. Majestic peach, you reign supreme, The star of every cheeky dream. So here’s to you, the rump divine, A work of art by grand design. I toast with laughter, joy, and song— Nom nom nom, you can do no wrong.
Hard Reuben
2025-07-27 20:11:41 +0000 UTC
