Ultimate Sex Perks

Emrys is going for it. He is going to sleep with 100 women in one day (or at least give it his level best). What will he get for it? In the event that the dice do not favor him, he will only get the first part, but he’s reasonably likely to get the 4 perks version of any boon.

Mind Blowing Orgasms: after Emrys makes a woman cum, she must make a secret will save or be affected as if by the spell Hypnosis, allowing Emrys to make one request of her within a few minutes as if she were 2 steps friendlier with him on the 7 step continuum of “utter hatred” to “fanatical.” They will not notice that they made the will save, but may notice odd questions or requests being asked in the afterglow.

With a 4th perk, Emrys can always tell whether or not the will save was failed before making any request.

Lover’s gift: Emrys gains a perk from each of his long term lovers. Sandara grants access to the spells and abilities of one of Besmara’s domains, Sosima grants the Courtier vocation talent (boosting bluff, diplomacy, and sense motive skills among others), and Syl grants the Brew Potion feat. Additional lovers, those he has sex with primarily for the sake of mutual intimacy and pleasure multiple times, will grant additional perks, generally of equal value to a feat.

With a 4th perk, Emrys’s lovers will also receive a perk with a similar level of power.

The Lady in the Room: The blessing of Callistria, goddess of hedonism and vengeance, flows through you. You gain the ability to aesthetically shapeshift into any humanoid form at will. This includes race and gender, as well as apparent age, but not size category.

With a 4th perk, you will also be able to add one alteration sphere trait when shapeshifted, allowing you to grow to large size as a giant, gain working wings as a Strix, or become resistant to energy damage as a Tiefling.

Total Stud: Emrys’s race changes from Draw to Drow Noble. This boosts his dex, int, and wisdom by 2, and spell resistance by 5. His dancing lights, deeper darkness, faerie fire, charm person, feather fall, and levitate spell like abilities become at-will abilities, and Detect magic becomes always-on with no conscious effort on his part. He gains Divine Favor, Dispel Magic, and Suggestion as 1/day spell like abilities. He will gain +5 on all charisma based skill checks with drow if he is able to leverage his looks or his genetic superiority.

With a 4th perk, Emrys will also become a gestalt Aristocrat, gaining additional HP, BaB, skill points, and proficiencies.

Planar Seducer: When summoning outsiders, they will be affected as if by the Seal of Alternative Payment. This will allow you to pay them with sex. Note that sex alone will only be a valid payment for them if the request you are making is something they do not find overly taxing or contrary to their nature. Finally, any outsider paid in this way will be charmed from the moment you make the deal, setting their disposition to friendly if it would otherwise be lower and making them notably more trustworthy.

With a 4th perk, you will gain knowledge of all types of extraplanar being that (either naturally or through shapeshifting) can be physically attractive women. In addition, the outsider you summon will always have at least a minor motivation pushing them towards aligning with your goals “by coincidence” such as mildly disliking a faction you are in opposition to.

In Every Port: You can easily find lovers wherever you go, and rapidly create a network of friends with benefits and hopefuls willing to assist you in a wide variety of ways.

Twice per day, you may reveal that you have requested assistance from such a person retroactively as a full round action, rewriting the past and potentially even creating a relationship from scratch. They may loan or gift you useful items, do errands for you, give you and your allies a safe place to rest, or provide professional (noncombat) assistance in any field.

Uses of this perk are far more limited when you have not had contact with women outside of your own crew for at least a month.

With a 4th perk, you will be able to find women willing to help you out in combat, effectively summoning them as a full round action by “revealing” they were here all along or “happened to be in the area”. Such women will gain generic npc statblocks appropriate to your level, even if they would normally be non-combatants. This will count as 2 uses of the ability.