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November 2025 Bonus: Jiu Jitsu

This month, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for the bonus episode. And it's GLORIOUS.


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For a second I was confused because I didn't leave this comment and that's not my picture...LOL.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Eyjafjallajökull, and Sealand form the real Bermuda Triangle.

“That got you” nearly killed me!! I remember doing this back in school and forget accross the continental US that was a thing on the other side of the Atlantic as well. Also fun fact the guy playing Brax was also the stunt coordinator! 😂

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Speaking of Nicolas Cage movies, y'all *really* need to do Willy's Wonderland, especially now that they've made a second Five Nights at Freddy's movie. Willy's Wonderland is genuinely hilarious and peak Nic Cage.

Mr_Blinky

So the real jiu-jitsu were the friends we made along the way?

Jme Simard

Regarding the alien's design: so what you're saying is it'd be better if they took his face.......... *off*.

V0ldek

JEW JITSU

MC Laugh

Some of us got sent to vagina-only schools, so any 4th grade boys we met werent on T yet

Sparrow

I love how many of these weapons I know from playing Dynasty Warriors

AtomicSquirrel (Evan)

Every woman has watched 4th grade boys whilst in 4th grade

Off-label Botanist

I had trouble taking this movie seriously, and the Wilhelm scream cemented it. Also I must have missed him on the boat in the beginning, because I wasn't sure I had the right movie since Nic Cage didn't show up (for me) until forty minutes in. This movie was a nonsensical snoozefest only made entertaining when Cage was on screen. Props to the guys for doing this for a living.

Rachel Manente

Towards the end, when Thomas started freaking out about everything being jujitsu-- Back when I took jujitsu, one of our instructors, a guy who looked exactly like Harvey Keitel but sounded like he was from one of the Da Bears SNL skits, once told us, "Everything is jujitsu. If you jump in a truck, scream 'jujitsu!' and run someone down, it counts."

Lauren W

"Scheme" doesn't have the sinister implication in other countries the way it does in US English. It generally refers to government programs, like the National Redress Scheme in Australia (which is a program to recognize and compensate victims of religious and institutional abuse).

Uriah Jackson


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