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January Bonus Episode (a week into February)

Sorry for the late drop. It was recorded on time, but with Lucinda getting sick, Noah got really behind. There will be an additional February bonus out before the end of the month. Apologies for the delays, and thanks to everybody who reminded us!

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Two (2) Platinum Tickets just became available

If you tried to get a Platinum Ticket but found we were "sold out", I have good news for you. Two ticket holders had to cancel and we wanted to make you, our Patrons, aware first.

First come first serve.

Note: if you previously bought a General or VIP ticket, we will refund that cost to you if you snag one of the Platinum tickets. Please email Tim at timothy.m.robertson@gmail.com with any questions

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No Safe Spaces

This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us as we rewind the clock to a time when folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes.

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Solarbabies

This week, we wrap up Secular Movie Month with one of the silliest things to come out of 1986.

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Fateful Findings

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a return to the masterful ramblings of Neil Breen.

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Face/Off

This week, Heath finally gets his wish, and we spend an episode talking about a genre-defining masterpiece instead of a bad movie.

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Diana: The Musical

Secular movie month kicks off with a bang as Marsh joins us for something that makes you wonder how we ever got by without the word "Cringetastic."

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So This Is Christmas

This week, Cara joins us for a belated bit of the Christmas-tacular.

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December Bonus: Red One

We're taking the week off from our normal schedule, but that doesn't mean we've forgotten about you, Patrons! Merry Holidays and Happy New Year. Enjoy!

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Hanukkah on Rye

This week, our Christmas-tacular wanders off course for a little lesson in inclusivity.

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A Law for Christmas

Edit: An earlier version of this episode still had the ads in it. Sorry about that!

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas, the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture does.

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Come see GAM live in San Francisco!

Hello Patrons!

It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to San Francisco, CA on Friday, Apri 3rd, 2026! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at San Francisco War Memorial and Performing Arts Center – Wilsey Center.

There will be General Admission and VIP show tickets on Friday + Platinum night (April 4th) dinner tickets on Saturday. But hurry, these extra events ALWAYS sel...

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And God Made Man

This week, Cecil and Marsh join us for some rampant transphobia. And some egregiously, hilariously inept courtroom drama.

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November 2025 Bonus: Jiu Jitsu

This month, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for the bonus episode. And it's GLORIOUS.


Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke

Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments

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October Bonus: The Crawling Eye

Sorry about the extremely late drop of last month's bonus episode. We recorded it on time but Noah (who, admittedly, was dealing with a lot of stuff last month) forgot to edit and post it. But it's up now, so (much like the killer in your favorite horror series) the spooktacular is popping up again just when you thought it was dead.

And yes, there will still be a November bonus episode coming next week. Thanks for your patience!

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Jesus Freaks

This week, Rachael and Cameron from the Cheers to Leaving podcast make their God Awful Movies debut with a movie so bad we could barely fit it all into one episode.

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Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve

This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.
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Vulgarity For Charity 2025

Hello Patron! 

#VulgarityForCharity 2025 has begun. This year we’re helping Recovering From Religion. Just like previous years, donate $50 or more and leave us the details of who you want roasted on this handy webform: 

https://www.recoveringfromreligion.org/vulgarity-for-charity

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Shadowbuilder

This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.

Find out more about Vulgarity for Charity here.

Find Bibliowrecks on Bluesky: @bugs-bibliowrecks.bsky.social

Or on Reddit: r/Bibliowreck

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The War on Children

A lot of delayed travel for the team left us struggling to get this one out on time. Sorry for the delay!

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The Suckling

This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast join us for one of the most bizarre things we've ever set our eyes to.

Hear more from Bryan and Dave on Bring Me the Axe.

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The Conjuring: Last Rites

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for the latest in the seemingly infinite Conjuring-verse.

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House (2008)

This week, we welcome in new guest masochist Amanda Jane Stern for a godless review of House, the story of four characters searching through a haunted hotel in hopes of discovering a plot.

Check Out Amanda's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-be-crazy/id1450793937
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War of the Worlds (2025)

On this month's bonus episode, we watch the movie that's gonna keep The Weeknd from sweeping the Razzies this year.

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Mindreader

This week, the gang is live in New Orleans breaking down the latest debacle from the Christiano Brothers. Or... the one Christiano brother. I guess this one couldn't quite pique Dave's interest.

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Day of Defense

Featuring Rebecca and Landon from the Mormonish Podcast!

Check them out here: https://www.mormonishpodcast.org/

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Starship Troopers 3: Marauders

This week, Ursa and Aaron from Philosophers in Space join us in learning that this is too a Christian movie.

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Urine Good Health

This week, Marsh and Dr. Alice deeply, deeply regret saying yes to Eli before he told them what movie they'd be watching.

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3rd TRY PJ PARTY LINK

Hello Patreon!

Here’s the NEW NEW (3rd try) link to follow to access tonight’s LIVE Pajama Party on YouTube. It will run from 8pm to 11pm. You can use the same link to watch in archive if you aren’t “live” with us. This link is not publicly searchable, so please don’t lose kit or share it. Enjoy… https://youtube.com/live/steY-Z9uADc

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NEW PJ PARTY LINK

Hello Patreon!

Here’s the NEW link to follow to access tonight’s LIVE Pajama Party on YouTube. It will run from 8pm to 11pm. You can use the same link to watch in archive if you aren’t “live” with us. This link is not publicly searchable, so please don’t lose kit or share it. Enjoy… https://youtube.com/live/43Er726OVPY

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