Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
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This month's Patreon exclusive bonus episode was made famous by a Patton Oswald bit about the worst possible writing in a movie. And Patton wildly undersold how bad the writing in this movie was.
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The painting guy is a god. He is immortal and possesses special knowledge, which classifies him as a god
Freddy B from Fredericksburg
2025-05-24 23:09:59 +0000 UTCDeath Bed in therapy: “So, my mom died during upholstery, and my dad was already in a model home…”
WelcomeToFalse
2025-05-21 17:35:30 +0000 UTCI do that shit when I'm at home alone for a couple hours.
The Cassiopeia Quinn Team
2025-05-07 01:09:50 +0000 UTCIf I were trapped behind a painting for centuries watching a moderately telepathic bed eat idiots, I feel like I would also start monologuing to an imaginary audience just to fill time.
Sparrow
2025-04-29 14:12:48 +0000 UTCIn fairness, if I spent all day looking for a house that didn't exist, I'd probably sleep just about anywhere, too. Especially with fresh sheets!
Kate Gardner
2025-04-29 02:17:02 +0000 UTC
