GAM431: Journey to Bethlehem
Added 2023-11-20 20:24:21 +0000 UTCThis week, we welcome Noah back with a field trip!
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To be fair that is what it implies. In the story Zachy boy has to write down everything he wants to say because he can't speak. For example when asked what the boy's name will be he has to write "John" and then gets his voice back after doing so. That being said still one of the worse collection of books ever written. Hands down snooze fest.
AndrewHere
2024-04-18 14:23:52 +0000 UTCI swear despite the Bible supposedly being God's instruction manuel for their religion Christians don't read that mf. It literally says in the closing chapter that if anyone adds or subtracts from what you just read God will erase your name from his Life book and cast you into eternal flame....then they make movies like this, changing nearly everything the Bible says.
AndrewHere
2024-04-18 14:20:53 +0000 UTCThat’s awesome!!
Richard Rocketfan
2023-11-26 18:01:41 +0000 UTCSeems like the message of the movie is ‘love the one you’re with.’
Rachael Craig
2023-11-24 04:36:40 +0000 UTCHeh Eli, ajutez-moi! Ca fait 7?! https://youtu.be/75X61BPRF74?si=9X-hzJVsFvL7SNLD
Rachel Kane
2023-11-22 03:18:30 +0000 UTCI’m embarrassed to admit I worked at Sight & Sound Theaters (where the Bible comes to life!) right after high school while still clinging to religion and they also had Zachariah be struck mute. I was always taught in church that was what the story said so you guys have me rethinking yet another part of the Bible 😂
Maureen Yoder
2023-11-21 22:46:25 +0000 UTCSo happy to have the trio back together! :D Hysterically funny as always, gentlemen.
Kunoku The Proto
2023-11-21 19:27:21 +0000 UTCI am so here for the righteous indignation that this movie broke canon. That’s not even in the book that they made up!
Zoloft Enthusiast
2023-11-21 17:03:21 +0000 UTCI feel... embarrassed? That I said "In the Mary-a" at the exact same time as Eli (53:20).
Markus D
2023-11-21 16:39:41 +0000 UTCFrankincense and myrrh are both gum-resin from trees that are mostly used in perfume. I think the guys have made comments about how weird these gifts are next to gold, but altogether the point is just "they're all expensive things". Frankincense and myrrh both smell SUPER FUCKING GOOD too.
Markus D
2023-11-21 16:33:41 +0000 UTCI have NO idea what Eli is talking about in regards to the Thénardiers in the Les Misérables musical. In my experience they're either as good as the rest of the cast or worse because they're basically just doing silly voices as comedy. But I've NEVER heard someone say that their favourite aspect of that musical is the Thénardiers, at least not to the point that the rest of the cast is considered a "real fucking shitshow". I could MAYBE get it if he's talking about the Tom Hooper movie, but IMO the best actors/singers in that are Éponine and the Friends of the ABC. The Thénardiers (played by Sasha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter) are fine in that, but not outstanding; definitely better than the barely-singing of Hugh Jackman and entirely-out-of-his-depth Russell Crowe.
Markus D
2023-11-21 16:20:02 +0000 UTCI would like a karate donkey
Jme Simard
2023-11-21 13:25:10 +0000 UTCAs seen in "anti-pope" or the D&D "anti-paladin".
Uriah Jackson
2023-11-21 08:38:48 +0000 UTCI think Anglicans and some Lutherans also go for the Perpetual Virginity doctrine as well.
Uriah Jackson
2023-11-21 08:37:07 +0000 UTCFirst, great to have Noah back! Seconds, the hilarious and relentless focus on Mary’s lack of consent, as a 6th grader, to be fucked by god is gold.
Christopher Smith
2023-11-21 02:29:40 +0000 UTC"Do the makers of this movie think Mary never had sex?" Um... if they are Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox- yes.
Do Not Read This Username
2023-11-21 01:03:35 +0000 UTCEarly Christmas-tacular!
Sam
2023-11-21 00:20:16 +0000 UTCYou and I are clearly not watching the same Latin gay porn.
Gmork
2023-11-20 23:15:02 +0000 UTCIn ancient Greek anti- also meant instead, in place of or compared with.
Michael Hoover
2023-11-20 23:14:51 +0000 UTCAt my mom’s funeral last month we all walked out of the sanctuary at the end to the music of Lecrea (as per her wishes). So that a thing
Zane Olson
2023-11-20 22:19:56 +0000 UTCFig really is the cutest name for a sassy donkey🫏
Petra Khor
2023-11-20 22:18:31 +0000 UTCFuckin kitchen island TURNABOUT
Denise Huston
2023-11-20 22:14:29 +0000 UTCThe IMDB trivia is just hedging their bets. "Although Sony knew that none of them were going to be blockbuster hits, they also recognized that they would tap into an element of Western society that would help promote the film within their sphere of influence and gain a loyal audience as well as encourage discussion."
Denise Huston
2023-11-20 21:53:35 +0000 UTCYou should have named them after the 3 Magi computers in Neon Genesis Evangelion :)
Peter Cobcroft
2023-11-20 21:35:17 +0000 UTCmust suck being Jesus siblings, no matter what you do, you are not as good as your big brother
Markus Nävergård
2023-11-20 21:34:22 +0000 UTCi mean if the plan was for Jesus to die, Mary could just abort him and the sacrifice would be done
Markus Nävergård
2023-11-20 21:15:10 +0000 UTCi had three Wizards in DnD named after the three Magi, balthazar Hex the evil necromancer, melkihor a arcane wizard and Gaspard i never got to play.
Markus Nävergård
2023-11-20 20:46:58 +0000 UTCi was gonna mail eli about this movie
Markus Nävergård
2023-11-20 20:34:49 +0000 UTCThe movie with the most Jesus!
CarrieBoo
2023-11-20 20:27:11 +0000 UTC
