GAM Bonus 080: Planet of the Apes (2001)
Added 2023-04-29 17:04:44 +0000 UTCThat's right, Marky Mark is back again.
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one thing Humans can do that no other ape really can, is throw things really well.
Markus Nävergård
2024-08-07 15:55:10 +0000 UTCbut sloths are not monkeys or apes. i belive they are closer to Armadillos
Markus Nävergård
2024-08-07 15:45:00 +0000 UTCthe weird thing is that even a human dominated planet is still planet of the apes.
Markus Nävergård
2024-08-07 15:41:36 +0000 UTCShe's my mom's cousin. I have a core childhood memory of seeing her bite off a finger in Mars Attacks! That movie traumatized me. Mom still mentions that role any time Tim Burton is mentioned.
Rachel Manente
2024-08-04 19:06:50 +0000 UTCMy wife caught the end and commented, “you wasted two hours watching this piece of crap?!” She missed the best part, Apreham Lincoln and MONKEY COPS!!
Morris Salisbury
2024-04-11 23:46:00 +0000 UTCGuys, you've been doing this job since before I got my first divorce, and you couldn't come Timpanzee Roth?
Paige Converse
2023-10-21 11:37:48 +0000 UTCwhats with Eli´s voice in this episode
Markus Nävergård
2023-06-09 19:27:34 +0000 UTCWait...is the monkey scene in Ad Astra an homage to this movie?!
TwistyPretzel
2023-05-24 13:52:41 +0000 UTCwanna bet Tim Burton has a lot of NSFW images of Candy Kong From the Donkey Kong country franchise
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-12 15:31:11 +0000 UTCsecond hot monkey with the senator is played by lisa marie smith... she was tim burton's girlfriend UNTIL THIS MOVIE! she was replaced by helena bonham carter.
Knight in DC
2023-05-08 07:23:42 +0000 UTCIt took me two goes but I got it, congratulations sir.
Robbi Prior
2023-05-07 08:13:26 +0000 UTCCross the terrible movie streams: Planet of the Cats
Uriah Jackson
2023-05-06 07:35:41 +0000 UTCThe family returns on May 18th.
Dreamcrusher
2023-05-05 08:16:19 +0000 UTCThey wouldn't keep losing spacecraft if they were piloted by monitored lizards
Lexy
2023-05-03 15:15:29 +0000 UTCsame thing modt RPG´s do to for non human races.
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-02 04:01:36 +0000 UTCthe sub group of the scallie Illimunati has yet to make their move also
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-02 04:00:39 +0000 UTCLol, I always do too. Once you go by "Marky Mark" you don't get to go by anything else.
Markus D
2023-05-01 22:28:20 +0000 UTCNo, I think he was implying that there's like one per generation.
Drunkarius
2023-05-01 22:26:36 +0000 UTCOrangutim Roth.
Unofficial_Opinion
2023-05-01 20:28:42 +0000 UTCI love that they call Mark Wahlberg but his rapper name. It makes me laugh every time I hear them say," "Marky Mark."
Kristine VanRaalte
2023-05-01 16:09:50 +0000 UTCRecently saw a fan of this movie realize that the ending was ridiculous in real time as he was explaining it.
Danial Gibson
2023-05-01 09:50:29 +0000 UTCproboscis monkeys can swim
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-01 04:29:07 +0000 UTCAll apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes.
Michael Champion
2023-05-01 00:57:03 +0000 UTCplanet of the apes dont work in my mind, since, well Humans are Apes. make it some other animal. rats or Lizards.
Markus Nävergård
2023-04-30 21:59:16 +0000 UTCThe final scene of this film is actually an attempt to invoke the end of the novel, in which the main character returns to an Earth identical to the one he left, but the officer who drives a Jeep to meet him is a gorilla.
MrHolbyta
2023-04-30 18:44:57 +0000 UTCOn behalf of the furry illuminati, I have to clarify - - the new Cats movie was not ours. We didn't do that one.
Stella
2023-04-30 17:25:23 +0000 UTCEli does NOT know when Disney's Robin Hood was made, because this movie and that one could NOT be part of the same furry-based deal because that movie is from like, the 1970s.
Markus D
2023-04-30 06:52:36 +0000 UTCI think that Eli maybe just wanted to do that voice.
Markus D
2023-04-30 06:31:27 +0000 UTCThe only thing I remember about this movie is that it falls into that annoying thing that non-furries often do when designing a "race" of humanoid animal characters where the female ones are a lot more human-looking than the males. Though in this case it also made them way creepier.
Markus D
2023-04-30 04:29:16 +0000 UTCThank you for sharing that, it made me laugh.
Markus D
2023-04-30 04:21:58 +0000 UTCHmmmm Tim Sloth?!
FC
2023-04-30 02:41:11 +0000 UTCI remembered I saw this with my brother, in the theater. ...Then I realized that was literally *all* I could remember of it.
Another Craig
2023-04-30 01:37:56 +0000 UTCAt some point in the 90s, Sam Hamm, who wrote Burton's Batman movies, was hired to write a draft of this for Arnold Schwarzenegger. It might have been worse than the movie that was eventually made, but the 2001 film's existence deprived us of Arnold shooting a monkey then saying, "Monkey see - monkey die"
B
2023-04-29 22:46:21 +0000 UTCGreat puns!
Scott Lesch
2023-04-29 22:26:04 +0000 UTCThey haven’t done ST:TMP… yet (lightbulb goes off!!!)
Everything Important
2023-04-29 22:21:09 +0000 UTCI know this movie embarrassingly well because as a kid I went on a vacation to a foreign country and there was a DVD in the of this movie in the apartment we were staying in, so me and my brother just watched it like 5 times over the course of the week since all the channels available were in Spanish.
General Contact Unit Problem Child
2023-04-29 21:07:13 +0000 UTCDammit, this movie has the same plot twist as Star Trek: The Motion Picture, and you guys didn't call it out?
tsukiouji
2023-04-29 20:12:26 +0000 UTCFuck yeah, baybeeee
Nathaniel Arnold
2023-04-29 19:39:03 +0000 UTCThat's a negative, chief
Jonathan Renderos
2023-04-29 18:49:57 +0000 UTCApes are absolutely Monkeys, learn Cladistics you fake ass pedants.
Krostos
2023-04-29 18:40:22 +0000 UTCUh, Tim Burton is an American--not a Brit. The British accent is not Burton
Tom Lutes
2023-04-29 17:27:15 +0000 UTCRobert Loggia voice: “M Y G O D”
Everything Important
2023-04-29 17:24:05 +0000 UTCOh, gee, they chose the movie that lets eli do his one voice, who would have ever guessed
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2023-04-29 17:18:47 +0000 UTCYES!!!
Big Lib
2023-04-29 17:15:04 +0000 UTC
