GAM Bonus 079: Double Down
Added 2023-03-30 12:27:30 +0000 UTCWe took our first foray into the Neil Breen-iverse and it was DELIGHTFUL! Featuring the illustrious Cecil Something Italian.
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Even the credits were amazing. “Lighting: None Hair and Makeup: None”
Zach Van Stanley
2024-03-23 02:23:59 +0000 UTCOMG Neil Breeeeeeeeen!! Such a rich vein of so bad it's good. 👏👏👏
Danielle King
2024-01-07 21:06:06 +0000 UTC"You wanna fridge box?" 😂
Tasman Salter
2023-04-26 08:54:52 +0000 UTCBreen is so talented he cast himself as his own evil twin in A Twisted Pair. He is an island. He needs no one.
Katie Skupin
2023-04-17 14:03:12 +0000 UTCRight? So many of his films descend into joyous depiction of the murder and/or suicide of bankers and politicians. I can only guess that Breen was slightly better at making films than (non-movie) bombs.
Uriah Jackson
2023-04-08 12:18:03 +0000 UTCI am so glad he has this outlet. If he didn't I could see a manifesto and not the best outcome.
Craig Nelson
2023-04-07 04:15:22 +0000 UTCNeil Breen is one of the most brilliant bad directors ever. He's never made a so bad, it's bad film. Every single one is just as baffling and hilarious as the one before it. He's a savant of terrible film making. A true Breen-ius. I hope he never loses his spark, but I really hope he washes his pants. So much tuna...
Marzi_p
2023-04-05 22:07:15 +0000 UTCThey have Neil Breen tuna t-shirts on sale. https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Neil-Breen-Tuna-by-Athleticos1/95775301.FB110
Ghost Walker
2023-04-05 21:55:59 +0000 UTCI recognize all of those words, yet I still have no idea what’s going on
Jme Simard
2023-04-04 11:08:14 +0000 UTCI never thought of Neil as Jewish; his accent is hard to decipher beyond "aggressively monotone".
Markus D
2023-04-03 17:55:33 +0000 UTCYeah, when Cecil explains the scenes he thinks are genius comedy, I almost believe his case, but when you watch them, you realise just how SINCERE and genuinely incompetent the filmmaking and acting (for want of more accurate terms) are. Unless Neil Breen is entirely a character unto himself, such as something like Borat is, Breen is UNINTENTIONALLY funny. P.S. It's "Wiseau".
Markus D
2023-04-02 14:20:55 +0000 UTCNeil Breen is not a genius, either he is one of two things. a movie maker that dont know how to make movies or an alien together with Tommy Wiesu( or how ever it is spelled)
Markus Nävergård
2023-04-02 12:26:51 +0000 UTCI'm happy that they covered this one though, because it's the one I never see other people really get into.
Markus D
2023-04-01 19:25:47 +0000 UTCI don’t think I rolled down the hill in the box, though—that would destroy the box for sledding. We just rolled down the hill without the box
Mark H
2023-04-01 16:16:08 +0000 UTCYES!! When I lived on a navy base as a kid, we would look around for new families moving into town so we could take their boxes for sledding. I had a big hill in the back yard, and we flattened every blade of grass on it for years.
Mark H
2023-04-01 16:15:16 +0000 UTCwhat does a cyborg need with so much tuna
I'm not a tall man, but I am a disaster
2023-04-01 13:14:56 +0000 UTCSo I was telling my family that there was a new secular GAM out and my daughter goes. "Suckular cinema?" Twas funny.
Kristine VanRaalte
2023-04-01 04:00:10 +0000 UTCRefrigerator box + hill was a great time as a kid. Also road down the stairs in it. But I made my younger brother do it first, to verify that it was safe.
siabra
2023-03-31 17:12:38 +0000 UTCWe lucked out and somehow got ahold of a rain barrel. It was awesome
Another Craig
2023-03-31 16:54:15 +0000 UTCDouble Down? Eh. Fateful Findings is the Neil Breen money melon, IMO.
101001101
2023-03-31 09:36:27 +0000 UTCI literally cheered when I saw GAM finally dove into the Breen-a-verse. 100% deserve to be on the main feed, he is techno Jesus in one episode
Zane Olson
2023-03-31 08:34:30 +0000 UTCRed Letter Media has prepared me for this moment. To hear GAM take on Neil Breen movies is even better because I don't actually have to SEE the skinny arms of NB poking out of the wife beater.
cadavermouse
2023-03-31 06:30:35 +0000 UTCSurprised you didn't go with best best imdb trivia. Just read this: "Production was briefly halted when Neil Breen accidentally fired himself while looking into a mirror." Absolute brilliance.
V0ldek
2023-03-31 00:51:24 +0000 UTCOn the discussion on if Breen's films could be a normal episode. Without spoiling anything I Am Here..... Now 100 percent qualifies for a normal GAM episode.
kaizerlith
2023-03-30 23:57:01 +0000 UTCThis is probably the most boring film he's done, mostly because of the stock footage. Everything after this gets even crazier.
Detective Popcorn
2023-03-30 23:40:04 +0000 UTCI was intrigued, so I watched this. Yhis was either a piece of comedy genius or the rantings of a madman, but equally funny
I'm not a tall man, but I am a disaster
2023-03-30 22:15:41 +0000 UTCDo you think the tuna cans are like a low budget Faraday cage?
Bowl of Piss Water
2023-03-30 22:03:12 +0000 UTCThis movie is about a man who - has had eye surgery to have fantastic hand-to-hand combat, - invented a cyber Swiss army knife that gets more useful every time he mentions it, - makes millions of dollars working for foreign governments but gives it all away to children's hospitals and hurricane Katrina victims - lives a nomadic lifestyle where he eats tuna out of his car which I assume smells like butts because he drives around the parts of Arizona no one lives in and doesn't seem to own a shower Thanks for recommending the watch lol
Caldwell
2023-03-30 19:58:18 +0000 UTCI just watched a "best scenes" compilation on YouTube, and oh my God, this movie...every scene he almost sounds bored "acting". So many people in the comments said the movie is really the hallucinations of a guy dying of heatstroke and/ or mercury poisoning from all the tuna, makes more sense then what we actually saw being a reality.
Jeff Grenet
2023-03-30 19:44:37 +0000 UTCI also rolled down hills in a refrigerator box as a kid.
Stella
2023-03-30 19:34:04 +0000 UTCPlease do all the Neil Breen movies. Please. If you don't, I'll resign as president of the bank. I love Fateful Findings so much!
Peter Kyrouac
2023-03-30 17:59:57 +0000 UTCThis might be the worst/most ridiculous movie yet...
Jay Voigt
2023-03-30 17:57:40 +0000 UTCIf you're gonna throw hands with a celebrity chef, make it Mario Batali. I'm told if anyone deserves to get hit, it's that guy.
B
2023-03-30 17:16:29 +0000 UTC-How can you guys just skip the fact that at 19:16 precisely, he got to hold the nakkid lady in his arms and CLEARLY came right there! -So much taint
I_know_you_dont_really_care
2023-03-30 16:39:39 +0000 UTCSo I've seen this film, like, a double digit amount of times. Breen *does* say his character's name in the opening narration ("Aaron Brand") - but that's it. It makes sense why they didn't remember. It's like literally the first line of the movie, and it's never again, lol.
Damion Damaske
2023-03-30 15:59:59 +0000 UTCHis latest tweet is a masterful short story. "I am looking for a distributor or sales agent to represent my new award winning feature film "Cade-the tortured crossing"."
Denise Huston
2023-03-30 15:16:13 +0000 UTCDamn when I saw "Double D..." I thought it was gonna be Double Dragon
tsukiouji
2023-03-30 14:55:48 +0000 UTCI can't believe you requested Fateful findings. I cannot believe you requested Fateful findings. How could you have done this? How could you have requested Fateful findings? (Long Dramatic Pause) I can't help you out of this one, Matthew.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm
2023-03-30 14:45:08 +0000 UTCEYES ON BREEN!!!
Mark Siefert
2023-03-30 14:39:08 +0000 UTCI have been waiting for this moment. GAM does Neil Breen. YES!!
Melissa Thibodeaux
2023-03-30 14:33:56 +0000 UTCUnrelated but since you’ve mentioned him on Skepticrat recently; how much money would I have to donate to request a bonus episode reviewing a Steven Seagal film? Please, I need to know what “I will snatch every mother fucking birthday” means!
Wendy
2023-03-30 14:27:27 +0000 UTCOmg! Listening to the guys talk about Gramps movies made me wonder if they would dare venture into the Breen-iverse. I should have known better than to question that!
Chelsy Theriault
2023-03-30 13:36:31 +0000 UTCThe bit about the Vegas slogan killed me, especially because they changed it in 2020. Apparently now it’s “what happens here, only happens here.” 😂
that 9 fingered lesbian
2023-03-30 13:31:21 +0000 UTCTommy Wiseau is an alien that learned about movies second hand without ever seeing one. Neil Breen learned how to make movies after being possessed by an inter dimensional cyborg god that didn’t know what a movie was *then* had them explained by Tommy Wiseau. PLEASE FO FATEFUL FINDINGS!
Matthew Lester
2023-03-30 12:45:52 +0000 UTCFIRST AND YESS!!!
Order-Border
2023-03-30 12:30:12 +0000 UTC
