GAM Bonus 078: Pinocchio (2022... the bad one)
Added 2023-02-28 18:14:39 +0000 UTCThis month, we left it to our patrons to decide which of the remaining Razzie nominees we should review. And you did not disappoint.
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I’ve never rewound and listened to something more than Heath with the puppet fucking. A+
Morris Salisbury
2024-04-10 03:33:27 +0000 UTCwith all the talk about weird racist old disney movies...you guys should do song of the south as a secular bonus episode. I tracked it down recently and it's...ROUGH, you'd obviously have to pirate it, as it's not available anywhere legit, but it could be great episode all the same.
potato potato also another potato
2023-03-15 00:17:49 +0000 UTCI looked up the lyrics to Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee. It's just about the most innocent thing I've ever read.
El Oso Café
2023-03-13 20:48:36 +0000 UTCYeah, I was very disappointed to find that it was NOT like the Song of the Roustabouts from Dumbo.
Markus D
2023-03-12 23:09:31 +0000 UTCDid a spit take and snorted when Eli brought up the “ correct” pronunciation of “shimmera”. I love years in between callbacks! I know this isn’t the first time it’s been called back but this was definitely the best of them thus far. Chef’s kiss!
Battie
2023-03-06 07:43:48 +0000 UTCRather than wasting your time with this Disney mess, I highly recommend the 2021 Russian CGI animated movie "Pinocchio: A True Story", which includes the voice talents of SpongeBob, Napoleon Dynamite, and Pauly Shore. A very WTF movie. Although maybe not as WTF as Kids VS Wizards. 😆
Nellapalooza
2023-03-05 15:37:05 +0000 UTCIt's bad, but is it worse than the Benigni version?
Uriah Jackson
2023-03-04 08:15:18 +0000 UTCAnd Vincent Price gives an amazing performance as the villian.
Matt Eldritch
2023-03-03 16:56:01 +0000 UTCand now i remember the obscure cartoon Fish Police. it had some very fuckable female fish characters
Markus Nävergård
2023-03-03 12:35:30 +0000 UTCthe kid kidnapper is clearly ment to be Romani, so yeah problematic
Markus Nävergård
2023-03-03 07:50:53 +0000 UTCyou know. if you wanna watch a kids cartoon that has a lot of sexual stuff in it, i can recomend the great mouse detective. It has a full on Burlesque sexy mouse dance number.
Markus Nävergård
2023-03-03 07:34:16 +0000 UTCOne fan theory is that Donkey from Shrek was a delinquent who escaped from Pleasure Island before his transformation was complete.
Michael Duchek
2023-03-03 04:51:44 +0000 UTCSmall correction on the nose bit: Pinocchio was lying just because, and then they see that the key is right in line with his nose. So, Pinocchio lies again to get to the key, but then he has to clarify for Jiminy Cricket that it wasn't a real lie, just a white lie. Still stupid, maybe even more so.
Bram Kaandorp
2023-03-02 21:01:59 +0000 UTCThis is even trippier for me because the current Dimension 20 campaign has Pinocchio as a warlock. Somehow that seems saner.
Danial Gibson
2023-03-02 18:52:22 +0000 UTCThey’re “racist” against donkeys bc they’re acting like asses so they’re being turned into asses
Steven
2023-03-01 23:53:48 +0000 UTCI read the lyrics to hi diddly di, they really aren't that bad, just a lot of actors become rich and rich people get beaver skin coats and watches and covered wagons. The only thing that could be considered problematic is buying out a candy store, even then it's a child's fantasy to buy and own a candy store. Just saying, I don't get the problematic aspect Eli proported existed.
Proud mom of fur babies
2023-03-01 13:18:17 +0000 UTCTeam Sex Fish t-shirts when?
Denise Huston
2023-03-01 12:53:27 +0000 UTCIf Heath wants puppet fucking, I have good news. Team America: World Police. Review that as a secular bonus.
Timothy Thayer
2023-03-01 12:22:21 +0000 UTCthis episode was so good! Eli saying speed feet makes me laugh so fucking hard i start crying
Order-Border
2023-03-01 07:10:46 +0000 UTCAlso, anyone familiar with the great comic book series Fables knows The Adversary's true identity
Jesse Ozog
2023-03-01 06:51:23 +0000 UTCEli was doing a Jimmy Stewart impression for Tom Hanks, was I following that correctly?
Jesse Ozog
2023-03-01 06:38:58 +0000 UTCI was mad that Good Mourning didn't get the vote because that sure looks like garbage. But this episode was really good. I can only assume this was made for a hundred bucks like those Atlas Shrugged movies so Disney could keep the copyright or something.
Starshark
2023-03-01 06:11:48 +0000 UTCIf we figure out the right combo to get a donkey dick: please share it with everyone.
AlteraGoodCivilization
2023-03-01 01:54:16 +0000 UTCWhen Noah said YOLO I inhaled a Pringle.
Colby Belk
2023-03-01 01:37:23 +0000 UTCBetween this and hanging with Chet, I think doing this is a better choice
Robert Muse
2023-03-01 01:02:07 +0000 UTCHE DOESN'T BECOME A REAL BOY! And his nose growing is only touched on once!?!?! What was this??? I'm all at once sorry for voting for Pinoccio and glad about it. You guys are amazing!
KeepingThePlatesSpinning
2023-03-01 00:09:22 +0000 UTCI actually think that Disney WANTED to compete with Guillermo Del Toro's version, which was an awful idea, but would explain why the whole thing was so rushed. Like at the end of the movie with them escaping from Monstro and being on the beach afterwards it literally looks like the water CGI was left unfinished. Also, how did you not mention/find out that Jiminy Cricket was JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT?
Markus D
2023-02-28 23:20:02 +0000 UTCI love Eli's Tom-Hanks-Impersonating-Jimmy-Stewart impersonation.
Cave_Dweller
2023-02-28 22:29:31 +0000 UTCThat's a Disney movie that *everyone* remembers much differently than the actual film. It's goddamn nightmare fuel.
Cave_Dweller
2023-02-28 22:28:17 +0000 UTCThank You...
Peter Graham
2023-02-28 21:42:26 +0000 UTCI also voted for this one.
CarrieBoo
2023-02-28 21:40:22 +0000 UTCPerfect timing, I just finished this week's GAM and Citation Needed and was feeling very sad I was out of PiaT podcasts to listen to, and then BAM, bonus episode! ❤️
Jay Voigt
2023-02-28 18:51:13 +0000 UTCI voted for tits and dicks. And talking fetuses?
Mark H
2023-02-28 18:38:14 +0000 UTCHaving not seen the original and not knowing the plot, my kids and I watched this together about a week ago. We were just wielded out by it, and then eventually just out right laughing at how silly it was, especially when Pinocchio decided to push the boat in the water away from the whale. It sounded like a blender.
3rd Amendment Truther
2023-02-28 18:22:50 +0000 UTCI've always hated the Disney cartoon....the *audacity* of making a live action adaptation....wtf Disney?
CarrieBoo
2023-02-28 18:18:44 +0000 UTCFuck yes! I’ve been waiting since last Thursday’s diatribe 🔥
Kyle Esposito
2023-02-28 18:16:37 +0000 UTC
