GAM Bonus 073: Six-String Samurai
Added 2022-08-28 00:25:19 +0000 UTCThis month, we asked for cult classics. Instead, you gave us this. I don't think the English language has words to describe what it is, exactly, and I also think that's for the best. Enjoy.
Comments
“Do you lie there like a cat being put into a crate?”Eli asking Heath if that’s the way he allows a woman to remove his pants lol
Catboyslim
2024-04-20 17:18:41 +0000 UTCLol, apparently Lucinda dealt with her Immortals: Phoenix Rising saves being corrupted like a strangely willing Sisyphus.
Markus D
2023-05-19 22:25:03 +0000 UTCI think the name Six-String Samurai is great and there's something to the concept (not with the feral kid though...) but you've got to go all-out with it and have good fight choreography.
Markus D
2023-05-19 21:15:41 +0000 UTCI always forget how fuckin great the first interstitial is for those one. Film critic mom is awesome.
Denise Huston
2023-03-10 15:52:20 +0000 UTCThis movie is a low cost Warriors knock off. The gangs and plot moving djs are a direct rip off. Surprised you didn't mention the connection.
Amram E. Dworkin
2022-08-31 05:32:47 +0000 UTCFortunately..it will guarantee a fantastic episode. In I go!
The Real Moorey
2022-08-31 05:11:04 +0000 UTCThis was worse than any Christian movie I’ve ever seen. The worst parodies of the worst things I can think of. I need to watch a Gramps movie to cleanse my palette.
The Real Moorey
2022-08-31 05:04:53 +0000 UTCThe communist "tiger claw" guy is Buddy's real life brother. IMDB trivia.
Leslie Marchant
2022-08-30 20:45:47 +0000 UTCOmg when Eli said "arrival" in his bubble voice I laughed so hard I was crying. I love you guys, thanks for being the best part of my Monday.
Jessica Bonin
2022-08-30 04:23:53 +0000 UTCTHIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE!! The dueling guitars. The devil went down to Georgia feel.
Caramiadiva
2022-08-29 22:48:26 +0000 UTCCan we have the Sarah Lawrence mom in everything ? 😂
AK
2022-08-29 16:13:05 +0000 UTCThat will teach me to get on patreon and actually interact. ☹ I'm out.
Phoenix Hauser
2022-08-29 15:58:21 +0000 UTCIf anybody didn't watch the movie, Heath is kind of right and kind of wrong. There is Inferno and Qixote here. Also every post-apocalyptic/action movie trope out there. And the end is WIZARD OF OZ. Obviously Top Hat is the Wicked Witch of the West, and Lost Vegas is the Emerald City. The henchmen are the flying monkeys (you can even hear them flying away as the Kid examines the business card). I can't believe they didn't get the two best comedy moments of the movie. When fighting the Pin Pals, Buddy does a high kick, and an obviously fake leg kicks up forward and loops around to hit a guy standing almost a foot behind him. Also, the car outside of Vegas that says this vehicle is Condemnski. Which makes me think this Red Army is Polish, cue polka music.
Deadeye Nick
2022-08-29 13:04:04 +0000 UTCIf you'd listened to the end, Noah like the movie, but two people liking it wouldn't have worked for the format.
Deadeye Nick
2022-08-29 13:00:25 +0000 UTCOne last comment based on the comments about whatever was said on the episode. Buddy's attitude of IM GONNA GO PLAY MY GUITAR NO MATTER WHAT indirectly saved my life. And now im here as a patron. This movie directly benefits you guys in a small way. So it's not totally a waste. 🙃
Phoenix Hauser
2022-08-29 00:57:26 +0000 UTCThis movie was my first real introduction to music that want fucked up god fellating hateful ass praise music. Buddy inspired me to go behind my moms back and pick up playing the guitar..which I got beat for doing. Which when homeless, actually helped keep me fed. I'm halfway curious about the episode but I need this movie to stay the way it is in my head. It's a mental health thing.
Phoenix Hauser
2022-08-28 21:35:06 +0000 UTCHaven’t even listened to the episode yet. Waited until I had a chance to watch the movie. Patrons, I love you. I’ve never heard of this movie and that’s my loss. It’s a delight from beginning to end
Deadeye Nick
2022-08-28 21:16:24 +0000 UTCPin pals is totally stolen from the simpsons.
Jeff Jackson
2022-08-28 19:03:02 +0000 UTCPolka is a Czech thing, so Heath was close.
Krostos
2022-08-28 16:41:15 +0000 UTCGreat choice. I love this movie despite how horribly done it is. Love Heath’s Cervantes take on the movie. I always took the movie as an allegory about who owns rock and roll. Especially with the battle between classic rock and heavy metal. The ending where everyone is dead and the next generation carries on alone cinches it for me.
Ricky Burnett
2022-08-28 15:22:13 +0000 UTCLike if it was a Poll then I would get it, but they’re the ones in control of selection
Irregular History Buff
2022-08-28 15:09:10 +0000 UTCYou guys complain so much about the patron selections, this episode and several others. I don't have the stats on exactly how often, but damn if it isn't annoying. I'll gladly take never voting on a bonus episode over the incessant whining. I enjoy the show regardless of who picks the movie. I understand that it's mostly a bit, but it's played out.
Andrew Barton
2022-08-28 14:46:49 +0000 UTCjust looked, and that episode did air 2 years earlier, so, definitely a reference
potato potato also another potato
2022-08-28 14:23:59 +0000 UTCAnyone else notice that the bowling gang being called "Pin Pals" is a straight lift from Simpsons?
Delitisco
2022-08-28 13:12:39 +0000 UTCOh, that definitely looks like the movie the boys should have done!
cadavermouse
2022-08-28 04:28:03 +0000 UTCSo if this one was so bad, Noah, what do you wish you’d chosen instead? What were the alternatives?
Mark H
2022-08-28 03:24:07 +0000 UTCNo thank you. See you on the next one.
Phoenix Hauser
2022-08-28 03:10:26 +0000 UTCI haven't listened yet, but there damned well better be at least one Bon Jovi joke.
Kurt Montandon
2022-08-28 02:48:23 +0000 UTCI'm so happy my horrible choice was painfully boring for you all. I look forward to next months vote! :D
Jeb Dale
2022-08-28 02:14:46 +0000 UTCYou guys should watch Prisoners of the Ghostland! It's like if you added Nic Cage to this movie.
Jaclyn Hogan
2022-08-28 02:10:17 +0000 UTCI can't wait this is one of my all time favorite movies!
Matty B
2022-08-28 01:41:49 +0000 UTC
