September Bonus Thread: BAD KUNG FU
Added 2020-09-05 23:21:06 +0000 UTCWe want your high kickingest, brick breakingest, worst kung fu we can shake a stick at so hit us with your best shot!
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The Dragon Lives Again. The plot is basically this fake Bruce Lee dies and is sent to the underworld where he is greeted by the king of hell. The king of hell says not to mess with him or he will make an earth quake happen, Fake Bruce lee says he doesn't care and leaves to go get some food at a restaurant. At the restaurant he meets Popeye the Sailor man and they become friends, Then all of the sudden James Bond and Clint Eastwood walk in with a gang of skeletons and they tell Bruce Lee not to mess with them because they work for the godfather. The two groups fight and Bond and Eastwood go back and tell the Godfather that Lee is a tough son of a bitch. The rest of the movie is basically the godfather sending various fictional characters after Lee and Popeye to fight. The reason for this is because the godfather wants to take over hell but Lee doesn't even like the king of hell so the whole thing makes no sense. In the end Lee kills the godfather and the king of hell. I'm not having a stroke, this is seriously the fucking plot!
2022-06-13 12:13:31 +0000 UTC"mortal kombat!" 2
john Morrow
2020-09-21 03:26:37 +0000 UTC
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