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GAM Bonus 27: Birdemic

Okay, so the word "best" doesn't mean much in this line of work, but this is certainly our favorite of all the movies we've ever done.

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The main character walks like it’s his first attempt, after learning how to walk from a mistranslated description of a sarcastic YouTube video on walking. Amazing.

WelcomeToFalse

I'm late to GAM. I just looked up Birdemic on IMDB and found that 2 more were made! Birdemic 2 in 2013 and Birdemic 3 in 2022. I have no words.

Darby Mori

I revisit this one often because I fucking love this movie!

Jen Lytle

Holy shit I feel like I broke a rib from laughing so hard. Definitely going to check out the movie 🍿 🤣

Cam(istry)

Thank you! Now I know how to pronounce Nguyen!! How long have I stared at that word and wondered!

Pamela J Schladensky

Pretty sure I already drink every time anyone says “it’s so good.”

The Greater Goop

This review was extra enjoyable for me because I subscribe to a streaming service where Whitney Moore plays a tabletop game on a weekly basis and had a show where she hosted as a punk version of herself in a post apocalyptic world. Even better is that I remembered she appeared on How Did This Get Made's episode for this movie with Weird Al. Sadly the episode is archived, but I do recall that she said it was a strange experience and that the hangers were from the motel. Finally she was just announced as part of the cast for a movie called Satanic Panic with Rebecca Romijn about a pizza delivery girl fighting a satanic cult. I swore all of this is real.

Danial Gibson

Drink every time Eli says "it's so good"

Kevin Stein

FF is his best known and least shitty, but 'I Am Here...Now' has Breen as techno zombie Jesus.

jessah with the demon tits

This was great! Was super happy to see you watched this one. If you guys haven't yet, I'd strongly recommend you expose yourself to the films of Neil Breen. Fateful Findings is my favorite. He is completely serious with his films like this guy and they are fantastically good-bad. I love them.

Rachel Harbin

The Tire is brilliant!

The Greater Goop

Hearing this, I have to ask, have you seen Rubber? It’s a movie about an evil tire rolling along and killing people in the desert. I saw this several years ago and I loved it. I still can’t decide if it’s terrible or brilliant, but I loved it either way. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)</a>

Patrick Carr

Dear sweet Cthulhu....35 seconds in and already the review can't do this justice. Did the waitress really just teleport to the door and tell him to sit after a half second audio skip...? Yes.

Nolan Ryan

At the 1:13 mark you can see the cameraman's reflection for a good 20 seconds while the actor succumbs to his wounds. Wearing a bright pink hat too!

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm

This is the best thing ever times infinity squared!

Tim, Yes that Tim - the social media guy

It's always a joy to listen to you guys reveling in the badness of a truly bad movie... :) But hey, you missed an opportunity to make one more reference to Yoko Ono with "Give Peace A Chance"

Aya Sakurai

Such a tease, I'd go full $5 an episode for the melania & sarah happy fun time podcast...😢

LPDHappy

All the money I've ever given on Patreon was worth it just for this movie review alone. You guys are fantastic.

TwoTribblesAndAGrudge

I cannot believe y’all said a bird slit a guy’s throat like Steven Seagal” without making a Steven Sea-gull reference. 😂

April Poff

If it gives you any hope Eli, while the producers, actors, etc. were self-aware about the second movie, James Nguyen was still SERIOUSLY TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD MOVIE, and it has completely incidental zombie cavemen and a jellyfish graphic that is arguably worse than the birds.

Markus D

Dive bombing birds which explode on impact, acting which makes porn look Shakespeareing by comparison, and worse interactions between the humans and the (16 bit) computer graphics than your typical low budget edutainment TV programming. What's not to like?

HidariMak

God, this movie... It's like a crayon drawing by a toddler. You just want to hang it on your fridge and admire it, even though it's mostly incoherent scribbles and he got some poop on it.

Luke Rezin


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