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GAM Bonus 024: Steel

This month we reach back into the bag of 'also rans' from Heath's recent selections and find a GEM.

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Now I’m picturing Shaq doing an ode to Raoul’s Wild Kingdom, in UHF; “Today, we’re teaching paraplegics to fly!”

WelcomeToFalse

Thank you! My husband was confused when I randomly shouted "Wu Tang!" while listening to this in my headphones

Zephyr

What the? None of you know CREAM by Wu Tang? Man. Disappointed

SgtChewy

Abar is now on Tubi!

Kyle Cusick

The Last Starfighter reference @ 1:46:54 is why I'm right there at your level, Noah. Fucking love you guys.

BT Dubs

So it has been a while. You can buy Abar on eBay. It has been digitally remastered, which must be good because George Lucy’s keeps doing it to Stars Wars

Sham Hunter

*to say

Angela Adcock

Stopping by way after this party is already over that I’m not 100% positive, but I’m pretty sure Shaq does have a Superman tattoo. It’s his nickname and he gets the logo on every goddamn thing else. He has it stitched into the leather seats on one of his custom cars...

Angela Adcock

BTW you guys are fantastic - never stop doing what you do!

Jimmy Klimt

So when are we getting to DOOM? Scored by Clint Mansell... starring Rosamund Pike, Karl Urban, and the Rock... you know, the perfect movie

Jimmy Klimt

Were you thinking of Blankman (Damon Wayans, 19940)?

Leslie Marchant

The whitest guys you know and love, y’all don’t know C.R.E.A.M?? Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

Nolan Ryan

Two things... Maybe it’s just because of where I live? But you said the crips had red and the bloods had blue. I heard that right??? I thought I rewound to check but that was two days ago. Also, I was laughing when I heard you talking about he SWAT Team showing up separately because there was a barricaded robbery suspect a few months back. And, as we were watching the scene unfold we kept talking to each other asking what the f**k is taking so long? And we kept noticing these unmarked sedans showing up over and over again. We finally realized what they were waiting for WAS all of the SWAT team to get there! Every one of the sedans had a guy show up in OD BDU’s, go right to his trunk, and throw on body armor and tactical assault gear. What they were waiting for was all of the SWAT guys to crawl out of bed, get dressed, and get to the scene. From home. That was when I realized yeah.... I guess it doesn’t make sense to have a SWAT team just stand by at the station all day. Even in Compton, CA. And.... That’s actually probably a very good thing. I’m sure if there had been shots fired already they could have gotten there sooner. But, they had the place surrounded. He wasn’t going anywhere. So yes Heath, they do show up individually and late sometimes. LoL

Ryan Parker

Viva la Heathogarchy

Corey Hardin

It makes their booties hot...dead. HAHAHA!!

Corey Hardin

All I heard was Jimmy from South Park.

GeekOfDoom

Was it Meteor Man?

Breeding McNery

As a fellow machinist, I will go metric when they pry my 12” scale from my cold dead hand.

Tom jackson

How could they not know C.R.E.A.M.? The Wu-Tang Clan taught me that ‘93. I still love that song. I am so disappointed.

Michael Stevens

I say Shaq as Frodo from LotR: Return of the King and only that one movie of the trilogy. I'd appreciate the disgust of having a change in actor after 2 movies. And the thought of them suffering with the juxtaposition trying to get him to look the size of the other hobbits, having him stand 30 miles in the background shouting his lines, especially in that scene where they all run to hug him on the bed in Rivendell.

David S.

Honestly thought you guys were talking about Meteor Man...

Nick

As a longtime Sacramento Kings fan, I spent way too many years listening to Shaq attempt to word.

Kurt Montandon

I'm so angry that this is a patrons-only podcast; Eli's Shaq voice deserves to be one of the show's most beloved running gags, but since most people will never hear this episode, they won't get it.

Dave Ligblurt

Pectology.

Alan Westfall

Thank you, guys.

Taru Tikkanen

I watched the trailer for the movie and realised i MUST have seen this as a kid. I want to see it again haha

Ruth Laila Steffensen

.048" thickness, Me as a machinist has never been so happy.

Anonymous ethicist, not a serial killer at all, just asking questions.

When gangs run out of colors they just wear amazing outfits. Example: The Warriors.

B. King

Love the episode so far but Heath's voice levels drop quite a bit on and off around the 33-34 minute mark.

Anonymous ethicist, not a serial killer at all, just asking questions.

Thought this was the robot boxing movie at first. Looked it up. This sounds so much worse. Looking forward to it.

WM

For more info on the original comic book character: <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_(John_Henry_Irons)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_(John_Henry_Irons)</a>

Mark Siefert

It was meteor man guys

Donald npc

Meteor Man?

Mark Siefert

Sweet! One I’ve actually seen already! It was so sad. I really like the character of John Henry Irons. Oh, DC.

Patrick Carr

Keep up the amazing work boys!

Alden Clarke


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