GAM Bonus 014: The Last Airbender
Added 2017-07-04 06:20:14 +0000 UTCWritten and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. The twist is that it sucks.
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The show was fire imperial Japanese
Joseph Misinec
2024-05-25 00:17:15 +0000 UTCAnd in the show he was Mark hamill
Joseph Misinec
2024-05-25 00:09:01 +0000 UTCThis is now a repost of transformers review?
Justin Hackett
2024-05-14 23:24:48 +0000 UTCHeath would have loved Koizilla
tsukiouji
2022-10-02 18:34:16 +0000 UTCListening to this now. I know my comment is very late... I'm an avatar stan and this has me angry ranting as you guy make hilariously good points about this terrible adaptation. I'm going to put the original series on when I get home from work to angry watch. The PTSD from m. Night should be criminal.
Aaron Asha'man
2021-03-06 10:43:06 +0000 UTCThis movie is literally the worst thing I've ever watched. There's no reason to like this movie. There's nothing about it that is enjoyable. No matter how you go into this movie, or what you expect, it's just terrible. I have gotten into screaming fights with anyone who's tried to debate me on this.
Lisorael
2018-11-24 09:02:08 +0000 UTCFire Lord Ozai (evil brown person king guy) is played by Yeshua/Jesus in Risen!
jessah with the demon tits
2017-09-11 05:30:35 +0000 UTCHow did you guys miss the clearly dick shaped hair do on the princess?
Colson Janvier
2017-09-05 05:22:41 +0000 UTC"I love dogs. UGGH."
Markus D
2017-08-25 03:19:54 +0000 UTCOh come on, the cartoon was good.
A Lisping Furry
2017-08-04 16:43:38 +0000 UTCYou guys should continue the wachowski brothers dumpster fire with Jupiter ascending, as the next GAM bonus movie.
Jake The Fake Jake
2017-08-03 06:56:48 +0000 UTCThey can fly.
Mark Siefert
2017-07-11 05:58:53 +0000 UTCThis one hurt my soul and while I do side with Heath this movie did disappoint
Edward DeGuzman
2017-07-07 01:57:50 +0000 UTCI have to disagree. Airbender are Hufflepuff. Earthbenders can metal bend and lava bend, firebenders can shoot lightning, and waterbenders can freeze water and blood bend. What can airbenders do? Shoot air harder.
Samuel Shearer
2017-07-07 00:42:00 +0000 UTCNoah, once you're over 40, it may be LEGAL to lust for a 19 year old....but it's NOT OK.
Leslie Marchant
2017-07-06 19:09:22 +0000 UTCMy reaction in order when they compared earth benders to Hufflepuff. Wait how can they call Toph and King Boomie Hufflepuff? Oh yeah they didn't have those two. THANK ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST THAT THEY DIDN'T RUIN THEM!
Kroll the Swolbold
2017-07-06 18:13:46 +0000 UTCI know you were joking but bisexuality does exist in the franchise. Last five minutes of the sequel series, but the next avatar does date her ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend.
K
2017-07-06 15:24:56 +0000 UTCIt's a good movie. Heath gets it.
Deathclaws086
2017-07-06 15:13:17 +0000 UTC...would be like hiring Bill Cosby to mix you another drink.
Gerald Lott
2017-07-05 19:19:51 +0000 UTCFighting in the show was much better. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTTVw2YKYU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTTVw2YKYU</a>
Bryce
2017-07-05 15:06:59 +0000 UTCI mean, was cabbage guy even in the movie?
Bryce
2017-07-05 14:28:36 +0000 UTCSomeone did a mashup of the episode where they go to see the Ember Island Players do the play about them, and the movie...
Bryce
2017-07-05 14:23:19 +0000 UTCI went through two phases: 1) Heard they were making a live action version... YAY 2) Directed by M. Night... FUCK YOU!!!!
Bryce
2017-07-05 13:13:05 +0000 UTCThis is comparable to the super Mario bros. movie, in which the original content was completely ignored or fucked up.
David Vasquez
2017-07-05 08:58:24 +0000 UTCSaw this in theater with my adult best friend and it turned so awkward because we realized it was equal parts terrible and not for adults, or kids, or humans.
Dave Ed
2017-07-05 04:37:26 +0000 UTCI never saw this movie but I did like the series. Were all the CGI effects seriously just little orbs? Does CGI cost by the square inch of screen it takes up? The water bending teacher was summoning huge shards of ice, and the uncle could breath fire, also the earth benders used to throw huge boulders like cannons. The special effects alone sound like a huge letdown if everyone was just playing catch with baseball sized elements. Also I cast a vote for you guys to review the Dragon ball movie. I also haven't seen that one but hear it's a load of crap, also heard they call the ki attacks air bending so maybe you'll like that CGI better.
David S.
2017-07-05 03:14:04 +0000 UTCNo better way to show how terrible this movie is than compare how it handles the Blue Spirit with the actual episode "The Blue Spirit". The movie just takes the scenarios and some dialogue but doesn't bother with the broader context or characterization needed to actually make it work. It just ends up as useless padding instead of one of my favorite subplots of the series. Also the film soundtrack is garbage and here's what that sequence should actually sound like: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0SLCsw2cOU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0SLCsw2cOU</a>
Bfahome
2017-07-05 03:13:38 +0000 UTCI think Heath was way too hard on the show considering he only saw one episode of it. By the way Noah, if you like cool martial arts fights, you legitimately SHOULD check out the show, even if you just want to watch the fight scenes. I have no idea what Shyamalan was thinking making all the bending moves into weird group dances. In the show, it's literally kung-fu/karate/etc but with magic and the animation is amazing.
Markus D
2017-07-05 00:54:05 +0000 UTC<a href="http://i.imgur.com/DpQ9YJl.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/DpQ9YJl.png</a>
Felix Q.
2017-07-05 00:01:56 +0000 UTCThe creators always were clear that their inspirations came from Asian culture.
Felix Q.
2017-07-04 23:21:34 +0000 UTCStrong disagree. The cartoon was amazing.
Felix Q.
2017-07-04 23:20:15 +0000 UTCYue looks like Ariana grande facial features.
Jacob Davis
2017-07-04 23:01:25 +0000 UTCChoose any aspect of the TV series that worked. That made it good. For literally every single positive point about the show, there is an explicit way in which Shyamalan did the opposite.
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2017-07-04 19:59:49 +0000 UTCThe Real World Asia/Avatar World national analogs break down like this: Air Nomads: Tibet/Nepal Earth Nation: imperial China/Mughal India Fire Nation: Feudal Japan Water Tribe: Inuit/Mongolian
Mark Siefert
2017-07-04 19:11:58 +0000 UTCI watched the whole series including the recent "Legend of Korra" series. I too was horrified by the whitewashed actors with bland performances, the lack of the animated series' humor, and hackneyed effort to cram the whole first season of the animated series into a two hour movie. Curse you Mnight! CURSE YOU TO HELL!!!!
Mark Siefert
2017-07-04 18:27:01 +0000 UTCOh my god i'm so glad you did this movie. Anyone who enjoyed the series (which for a kids' show was super well written) wants to hear the movie ripped to shreds. It's two hours of Shyamalan demonstrating his open contempt for the source material in every fucking scene because he decided to adapt a show that he didn't like, care about, or know the first goddamn thing about.
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2017-07-04 17:38:18 +0000 UTCGuys.. I watched the Avatar animated series religiously. Then, when I saw this, I cried. Tears, tears of horror. I then subconsciously blocked the experience from my memory. You all, abruptly, brought it back. The Laughs were good, but I'm now going to be sad and weepy until I can again block this fucking heretical travesty against humanity from my memory. So... Thanks..? I guess....?
Peter Carey
2017-07-04 17:20:22 +0000 UTCThat fun moment when Eli uses your nephews name for the dumb southern name and you fully agree
Donavan
2017-07-04 17:13:42 +0000 UTCProbably the dumbest part of this movie was that it was intended to be a hypercondensed version of ALL of season 1. It was doomed from its inception to be a shitty remake even without M'Night's help.
Hal Boldercrest
2017-07-04 16:20:22 +0000 UTCSeriously, watch the show, especially the final season (and the Legend of Korra). fights are sosooo much better
Bryce
2017-07-04 13:39:02 +0000 UTCShow was great... Movie sucked.
Bryce
2017-07-04 13:33:23 +0000 UTCAnd when you want to hit something with boomerang, you use a thing called a Kylie (no joke). They curve in trajectory like a boomerang but keep on going amd hit things. It's what you use if you want to hit something with a boomerang. ---The More You Know---
Nocturnal Emission
2017-07-04 10:36:54 +0000 UTCYou throw boomerangs to make birds fly, then they land, and you throw it at them again and they fly again. And you do it till they are so exhausted you can walk up to the bird and clonk it over the head for dinner. - - - The More You Know - - -
Nocturnal Emission
2017-07-04 10:32:39 +0000 UTCI was about to suggest this murder rape of a series I loved! I am so excited for this!!
Big Red Joe
2017-07-04 07:43:47 +0000 UTCIt can best be summed up with "why? Because fuck you." In later seasons they add metal, lava, and blood bending. Blood bending is interesting because we're basically made of earth and water. Control those and you control a person.
Alex Emery
2017-07-04 07:09:07 +0000 UTCMy daughter was so disappointed in this version. Prior to this, she could not understand why someone would leave a movie before it was over. Now she knows.
Jack Meyers
2017-07-04 06:46:48 +0000 UTC
