GAM Bonus 009: Super Mario Bros.
Added 2017-02-24 06:03:12 +0000 UTCThis month, we dive into the inauspicious birth of the video game movie genre with the movie that invented raping my childhood. And we regret it greatly.
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had a friend that insisted that this move was canon to the games. Also, Daisy in this movie is suppoosed to be a dinosaur but they chickened out and made the dinosapians human looking, Cowards. Give me sexy dino ladies
Markus Nävergård
2023-07-27 15:07:19 +0000 UTCheath calling them Steggers is a perfect slur
Markus Nävergård
2023-07-27 05:30:47 +0000 UTCfrom what i remember. yoshi was pretty on par for this movie, though they never use it.
Markus Nävergård
2023-07-27 05:26:20 +0000 UTCOn the topic if turning the heat off in a building in a desert: Deserts tend to get very cold at night.
Mark Warren
2021-10-15 10:47:30 +0000 UTCAnd they were never OK again.
AaronRobertoMusic
2019-11-18 22:51:37 +0000 UTCNot Mrs. Weasly, Aunt Petunia
Ian from wine country
2018-07-07 02:15:05 +0000 UTCJust got internet back, and I've been dying to comment: if Heath refuses to watch Street Fighter, I'm perfectly willing to take his place. I'm a yuge SF nerd, and can talk for HOURS about that movie. Heath'll be funnier than me, though, so he should do it.
Christopher Horton
2017-03-02 16:07:51 +0000 UTCOf all of the confusing things you guys talk about in this one, something mentioned off-hand near the end has been really bugging me: Noah, why on earth did you recently play through E.T. for the 2600? Are you ok?
Tyler
2017-03-01 05:26:16 +0000 UTCI'm just gonna drop this here. This is not exactly a spin on the game, but better than the official movie. Lol <a href="http://therewillbebrawl.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://therewillbebrawl.com/</a>
Emergent
2017-03-01 04:38:58 +0000 UTCFor a while I though Julie Walters was in the movie - phew
Else Black
2017-02-27 13:23:01 +0000 UTCHeath's first line echoed my thoughts so perfectly that I had to pause the podcast. "What the FUCK is Dennis Hopper doing in this movie?"
Tyler
2017-02-26 22:56:21 +0000 UTCFinally!
Josh Carter
2017-02-25 17:06:25 +0000 UTCLegwazawmoe, legweezmo, leggamzmo,
Eli Bosnick gets to change his patron name because patreon gave up on his blog too
2017-02-25 16:47:22 +0000 UTCSamantha Mathis, Pump Up the Volume, you're welcome
Grant Cosper
2017-02-25 02:35:18 +0000 UTCMe too.
Grant Cosper
2017-02-25 02:33:54 +0000 UTCIf you haven't seen it, Fiona Shaw is awesome in the BBC serial, Ghormenghast. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197154/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197154/</a>
LPDHappy
2017-02-25 00:56:08 +0000 UTCI will from now on call the maintenance hatch the "Bruce Willis hatch".
Christopher Arguin
2017-02-25 00:31:50 +0000 UTCI was gonna suggest the Wickerman if they were doing Cage. I reckon it's got just the right amount of stupid
Alex Eckersley
2017-02-24 21:23:10 +0000 UTCOMG, "John Leguizeemo" is killing me! How is it spelled in the show notes?
The Wayward Willis Podcast
2017-02-24 20:42:24 +0000 UTC"Sparks and Boogers" is my band name.
Leslie Marchant
2017-02-24 20:27:41 +0000 UTCnot Mrs. Wesley, she's Aunt Petunia.
jessica
2017-02-24 19:58:34 +0000 UTCSo, I saw this movie and The Sandlot at a double feature at a drive-in theater. Super Mario Bros. came first, and it fucking wrecked my 13-year-old mind to the point where I barely remembered The Sandlot.
Coma Ecliptic
2017-02-24 18:12:09 +0000 UTCWeasley. Be pedantic better ;)
Erik
2017-02-24 17:57:05 +0000 UTCThe thought of you guys doing a review of "face off" at some point is making me so happy <3
Erik
2017-02-24 17:54:31 +0000 UTC191 is the root of 36,481
The Park
2017-02-24 17:12:58 +0000 UTCEli, I am dissapointed with your Harry Potter confusion. That's Aunt Petunia, not Mrs Weasley.
autastic
2017-02-24 17:06:47 +0000 UTCFor the next installment, how about The Nick Cage rehash of The Wickerman. It's a baaaaaaaaaaad movie. And Eli can do his Cage voice!
LPDHappy
2017-02-24 17:00:28 +0000 UTCExcellent episode!
LPDHappy
2017-02-24 16:59:39 +0000 UTCLol i got this movie on DVD and Mortal Kombat on VHS. I vote for Street Fighter next time.
Desiree
2017-02-24 16:07:44 +0000 UTCPLEASE do Last Airbender next. My wife and I implore you!
Asuka Langley Sohryu
2017-02-24 14:05:14 +0000 UTCPlease do Street Fighter!
Wesley Aaron
2017-02-24 14:04:30 +0000 UTCWorst 'The Last Airbender' review EVER.
Mark Sykes
2017-02-24 11:05:42 +0000 UTCBeing an A:TLB fan, I wanted to drive a sharp pointy object into M. Night Shyamalan's throat and shout everything he got wrong in his face as he bleed-out before me. "No! Ang is suppose to be goofy and lovable, not a lobotomized pre-teen who took a couple of Tae Kwon Do classes at the strip mall!"
Mark Siefert
2017-02-24 10:13:04 +0000 UTCAwesome! Something to listen to while wage slaving. I remember seeing this when I was a kid. It was the very first movie that I was truly disappointed in. I've got the Rifftrax version on my hard drive, but I'm yet to watch it.
Mark Siefert
2017-02-24 10:05:20 +0000 UTCGreat episode! Now back to "I'm in Love with a Church Girl" already in progress.
GeekOfDoom
2017-02-24 08:26:50 +0000 UTCThe narrator for this movie was Dan Castellaneta, voice of Homer Simpson.... I am sad now.
Joseph Kubal
2017-02-24 07:13:27 +0000 UTCDying with laughter on a Tokyo train on my way home from work. Surrounded by Japanese people who think there's another drunk gaijin again. Some days I love my life. Thanks guys. Also. Is the other bonus episode this month going to be airbender? Would love to explain to my Japanese friends that "Yes all Asians are actually white"
Jonathan Edwards
2017-02-24 07:03:05 +0000 UTCStuck at work and going through the archives, I think to myself "I think a bomus episode is coming out soon" not 5 minutes later it's on my phone. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
GeekOfDoom
2017-02-24 06:07:22 +0000 UTC
