DON'T EAT A BANANA WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO
Added 2021-05-13 20:57:07 +0000 UTCBecause of this predator's egregious behavior of sending explicit photos and video to who he thinks to be a minor girl, I strongly recommend holding off eating until later.
Comments
the entire banana segment made me laugh so hard
Mint
2021-10-04 04:51:20 +0000 UTCπππ
hyena bates
2021-08-03 10:22:34 +0000 UTCI literally was eating a peach and then I put it back loool
Shhh baby it's me
2021-07-31 13:15:04 +0000 UTCβThe penises are getting mixed upβ LMAO you crack me up!!
Heather
2021-07-31 08:59:27 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£π€£me too
Irina
2021-07-16 15:11:16 +0000 UTCFarts twice β¨upgrades subscriptionβ¨
rosi_posi
2021-07-03 05:10:30 +0000 UTCSometimes I wonder if his neighbors hear him reading the chat log and just wonder why heβs muttering sensual things to himself.
Caden Frederick
2021-07-01 21:29:29 +0000 UTCI hope it's a compromise that I ate an apple in the meantime. You stretched it really food, haha!
adri
2021-06-16 17:44:28 +0000 UTCYES!
Sunn Kendzoria
2021-06-08 09:02:26 +0000 UTCWhen you ripped the banana in half I lost it lmao
Jennie Solomonson
2021-06-08 03:16:23 +0000 UTCIt must be awkward if you pull your phone out to show someone a normal pic, and have to scroll through all the dick pics with them looking over your shoulder.
Travis Hanson
2021-06-03 03:19:55 +0000 UTCI totally get you, I Hate when thereβs too many penises :/
Michaela Moffett
2021-06-02 04:16:18 +0000 UTCliterally
Rachel Thompson
2021-05-31 01:26:05 +0000 UTCNever thought I would get a Patreon, but joined just for your content.
Josh
2021-05-30 20:36:35 +0000 UTCI don't think I could eat anything while talking with those creeps. The shit you have to see bro I can't imagine.
Chris The Artist Formally Known As Chris P Bacon
2021-05-30 04:34:23 +0000 UTCits childish honestly
Jenny Lee
2021-05-29 23:02:37 +0000 UTCthis is probably my fav video from u lmao
emm
2021-05-28 11:30:27 +0000 UTCthe fart lmao
emm
2021-05-28 10:16:48 +0000 UTCDamn. He straight said βI hate these people. β with such a stern voice and serious look. Itβs pretty rare to see him get mad like that. It really brings the viewer back to the reality of what could be happening online. It was a good little reminder.
Claudia Grable
2021-05-28 05:43:32 +0000 UTCThe farting had me rolling lol
Tiana Izzett
2021-05-27 04:00:48 +0000 UTCYour mother is so funny πππ
Zareenah
2021-05-26 19:55:27 +0000 UTCHe looks like Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation
Thomas Temple
2021-05-26 09:50:11 +0000 UTCSomething similar happened to me too. Awful.
Laura
2021-05-26 00:07:37 +0000 UTCI just did, Zach. π
HecklerTheDragon
2021-05-25 23:01:00 +0000 UTChad someone threaten to hack me and dox me if i didnt send him nudes. i was like 15. so cringe
Sierra
2021-05-25 20:04:51 +0000 UTCYou gotta open it and eat it from the side! Then so problems eating bananas or any other phallus shaped items!
Jacob Short
2021-05-21 17:33:11 +0000 UTCthe fucking thumbnail you mad lad
loopdoops
2021-05-19 03:18:55 +0000 UTCCanβt wait to see the War bunker
Rusty
2021-05-19 01:35:45 +0000 UTCHey I like your videos on YouTube. Didn't know you were a Zach fan, sweet.
Lindsey Lemke
2021-05-18 03:03:27 +0000 UTCHope the move goes well man!
10439856
2021-05-17 03:58:35 +0000 UTCWhy would someone call your parents?! Creepy! Please keep safe π
Diana
2021-05-17 02:47:22 +0000 UTCHey Luke, the end credits are reserved for those on the SPONSOR tier only, which you are not on. If I included every member in the credits, the list would be about 20x longer haha. Thank you!
Zach Sweers
2021-05-17 01:08:46 +0000 UTCThis was an entirely less exciting predator video but that just shows that Zack doesnβt do this entertainment but to be honest about the reality we live in. Iβm a proud patron
William Powell
2021-05-16 12:05:59 +0000 UTCHey, I'm sorry to be this guy but I have been a member for awhile and my name is still not in the credits. :( could you maybe fix this?
Luke Herrin
2021-05-16 07:29:18 +0000 UTCFor those who don't meet up, just send them the youtube link to their video haha
Roobly
2021-05-16 01:41:20 +0000 UTCHey everyone! I wish there was a Mr Crowley shirt. How many people would buy one if he had them in the shop? If you would wear a Mr Crowley shirt please comment so hopefully Zach sees how awesome an idea that a Mr Crowley says Be Cawtious shirt is and starts making them. God, I really want one so I hope y'all do too. Thanks guys!
Anon Ymous
2021-05-15 23:30:00 +0000 UTCSo happy youβre finally moving!!! Hope your moving experience is clean and easy <3
Sofia Sekkar
2021-05-15 03:38:45 +0000 UTCHey Zach good luck with the upcoming move, hope it goes well! Also I was curious, do you have much success in identifying these kind of predators that you donβt end up meeting? I guess I was hoping there was some way you were still able to nail these guys (pun not intended π) for what they are already doing because I remember you mentioning how predators who send pornographic materials to who they believe to be a minor are committing an offence in doing so
Lloyd Meredith
2021-05-15 01:30:58 +0000 UTCHahah! Loved that he started singing Marilyn Manson. π Anytime someone says or if I read the words, βSweet Dreams,β I get that song stuck in my head instantly π
Marcemellow
2021-05-14 19:55:17 +0000 UTCπ
Scottie Turner
2021-05-14 15:00:00 +0000 UTCSweet dreams are made of Zach's uploads.
Proactivealex12
2021-05-14 09:33:33 +0000 UTCI wish I could fart on command like that.
HEATHER MURPHY
2021-05-14 06:27:30 +0000 UTCthe fart really caught me off guard lmao
kit7kat6
2021-05-14 04:41:35 +0000 UTCI cant believe someone called your parents. how weird.
Emily
2021-05-14 04:17:18 +0000 UTCYour voice really helps me to fall asleep. Thanks! βΊοΈ
Mayvi
2021-05-14 02:43:17 +0000 UTCfunny you mentioned marlyn manson with his recent aligations lol
Joey Ellingson
2021-05-14 01:56:05 +0000 UTCDoes anyone else want to see the predators nudes? You should make a predator themed calendar with them.
Joshua Lamegos
2021-05-14 01:46:54 +0000 UTCi love your editing style lol, very entertaining. hope you're doing well. :)
oxylol
2021-05-14 00:42:48 +0000 UTCZach everyone knows the Eurythmics version of sweet dreams is so much better than Marlyn Mansons. Also loved the fart
Rainier A
2021-05-14 00:32:16 +0000 UTCgenuinely died when you farted ahaha
Jack Robinson
2021-05-13 21:46:50 +0000 UTClove watching this at work
Bre Hew
2021-05-13 21:31:21 +0000 UTCBro enough with the farts lol
i_hate_predators
2021-05-13 21:18:20 +0000 UTChere we go, congrats on the move btw! happy for you
Derek Parra
2021-05-13 21:14:48 +0000 UTCWhat about bagel bites, I just made a large plate :(
v3lo
2021-05-13 21:12:15 +0000 UTCdude mah hort with that intro
βββ
2021-05-13 21:03:23 +0000 UTCNow I want a banana
Amelia Hathaway
2021-05-13 21:03:01 +0000 UTCGrade my students' papers or watch this new Anxiety War? Hmmm.
Janica Jensen
2021-05-13 20:59:06 +0000 UTCJudging by the thumbnail I can tell that this will be worth skipping lunch for
Alana
2021-05-13 20:59:02 +0000 UTCJokeβs on you, Iβm eating watermelon
Viivi
2021-05-13 20:58:22 +0000 UTC
