SomeKindofWizard

Happy Moo Year

Heh, it's the year of the Moo. Glorious.

Okay, but serious talk; it's a new year, and 2020 was kind of a massive shitshow for most and many. In my line of work I'm quite privaleged to be living in comfort, making money writing smut, and spending time with friends online.

A thank you to everyone who donated during christmas to the little stream I did, we rose £200 for Water, which does good work. Almost makesme melancholic though; it was Total Biscuit's charity of choice, and some...

December 2020 Pupdate

Ah, december. A month of stress, random expenses, but good food. And also like, the Jingle Jam for the entire month (as of posting this they're at like £600,000.00). Lots of fun things have been worked on, and will be worked on, and although november turned out surprisingly stressful — and that's usually december's job — I have hopes that this month'll be a nice smooth one.

As usual, thank you so much for your patronage, and I hope that you're taking care of yourselves. ...

Happy Turkey Day

Hope you all had a good one. Me? I had that ol' british turkeyday standard; a beef curry and lots of videogames.

Take care of yourselves out there! If there's aught I give thanks for it's smut-fiends like yourselves. Despite writing words for a living, I'm not exactly... verbose, when it comes to social stuff. So yes, just... thank you, and take care. It means a whole lot as usual, but don't forget; in the tough times you'd better make sure to worry about yourselves before yo...

November 2020 Pupdate

Gods I am one tired gal. October was not an easy month, but it had its ups to go with its downs... Ups in the form of some sexy art, lots of Azzy content, and getting some new spooky waifus pushed out into the world.

Got a whole lot more to go, but hey... shrks. I can promise lots of shrk.

Shrrrks.

Anyway, this month's smut winner should be a juicy one... uh, coincidentally featurin...

October Spoopdate 2020

AwoooOoooOoooo.

Hey, some cool shit happened; I have a store. It's featuring art by the lovely BK of my sweet pupper baby. I heartily recommend; very comf.

This month's smut winner is a juicy one; Orc/Elf/Demon Spitroast (Futa/Fem/Futa). I'll be sure to thematically spook it up a little bit. There'll be ectoplasm everywhere.

2020-10-01 14:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post

September 2020 Pupdate

Of course, first thing's first; thanks for your continued support! You help keep me doing things like ordering groceries.

Ahh... finally; the temperature slowly begins to descend. All it took was a bunch of cataclysmic weather, I guess. Hope you've all managed to stay safe and take care of yourselves. I have another cute cheeky book teaser; 

The progress on it continues to be excitin...

August 2020 Pupdate

Phew, a huge storm's rolling in. You should hear it, absolutely beautiful. This month's smut winner iiiis~ 

" Ogress on Futa Tiefling Exhibitionist Play (fem x futa/exhibition)"

Go figure, you smuthounds are deep into that exhibition goodness. Feel free to post your favorite kinds of exhibition things in the comments, I'm scooping up all the ideas possible for the scene!

A new vote'll take place in a couple days once patreon's finished s...

July 2020 Pupdate

You know what? Make sure to take more naps this month. Everyone do that, make the promise to yourselves to just do like a bit more sleeping than usual.

As always, thank you so much for your continued support for my smutty lil' writes, this month's winner is "Demon/Angel Romance Sex (fem x futa)" which should be pretty fuckin' cute. I'll put up the next poll in a couple days.

I feel like anything I could say about the pandemic, racism, sexism, abuse is an unde...

June Pupdate 2020

My goodness me I'm tired. I hope all of you are staying healthy, and out of people's way. Things continue to tick on as usual; holy crap I've got a lot to write.

This month's smut winner iiiiis...
Big Ogress on Smol Tiefling (femmedom x futasub)

...Nice. I have some fun ideas in mind for that one. I'll put up a new poll after I've posted this, pop in a few CoC2 scenes and a few random fun monster girlies. Dracotaur seemed enjoyed, maybe I'll do the victory scene side ...

First of May, First of May!

Outdoor fuckin' starts today!

...Or it would, if not for covid. Stay the fuck indoors, take care of yourselves. Make a nice meal and do a few squats for that fine, shelf kinda ass.

Seriously though, I hope that you're all safe and healthy, and doing well in these tough times. As I've said for a few people already it's okay to stop patroning; there's less money for a lot of people, and I'm one of the privaleged few whose work life isn't affected by an inability to go outside.

April 2020 Pupdate

I don't like posting on the internet on april 1st, go figure :P

First of all, thank you everyone for your patronage as usual, it's incredible, it makes me smile.

Secondly I hope you are all staying safe for the love of fuck, it's a scary world out there right now. 

The poll is over! It's a tie, which stuns me, although I think technically alien tentacles had the lead yesterday — the actual start of this month — so I suppose they get the tiebreaker. ...

Stupid Smarch Weather

I am super heckin' tired today. Ah well. Feb has been a busy month! I went to Japan (it was such a tough time, but I'm glad I did it) and I've had some family drama (not to be disclosed, but it has hopefully cooled down),

But that's all that, all in the past. Well. Hopefully all in the past. This coming month should be just a bunch of writing smut in between playing and streaming videogames, and doing RPG prep. And then starting to comm in art for the Cold North Adventurer's Guide (no e...

Feb-Ru-ary 2020 Pupdate

Pun-heavy I know. As usual thank you for your support! Also hey; We have a discord now. It's for Diamond Roses and all sorts of smutty-related goodness. 

This month's smut winner iiiis~ "Dragon-Foxgirl-Dragon Threesome (femxfutaxfem)"

Which is awesome, I may or may not have actually gotten art for that in the semi-recent past... I'll show you at least a slice of that goodness.

2020-02-03 20:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Diamond Roses

At last I can show it off; Diamond Roses.

So, in and among all the other bits and pieces that have kept me busy... me and Moekki have been working on this! There's been the odd sneak peek here and there. 

Diamond Roses is a mini-series of three hentai visual-...

Happy Ru Year

Holy shit, end of the month is on us. End of the year is on us.

And for fuck's sake it wasn't until I posted this that I realized my FUCKIN' POLL DIDN'T POST. 

So, uh, yeah... I mean. If anyone notices that in the future, please actually tell me. Because it's usually that I'm an idiot and didn't notice. I don't even remember what was meant to go on the poll. So instead, uuuh... fuck it.

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