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March Bonus Story #2 -- Video

Do NOT attempt eating during this story.. 

This story took a wild turn.. and the convo got even wilder when Kerri shared a personal story relating to blood.. Thoughts?! 

March Bonus Story #2 -- Video

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I can’t get over the fact the culprit of the story is 15 YEARS OLD. She’s acting like a 4yr because she didn’t get ice cream…??? Whew, this is insane

Macie Jones

.. Get an IUD. You won't get your period. For about 5 years. Then you have to replace it. And then you won't get it again for another 5 years. I use Mirena. There are different types but the Marina is 1 of the ones that don't give you your period. It basically mimics being pregnant. So it doesn't produce . So it doesn't produce progesterone... Which most of the birth birth control pills do... Anyway. You don't like ur period. This is the way to go

Stacy Wells

Rewatching while i patiently waiting for a new episode on here 🙈❤

Ashley Adkins

Thank you! I’ve been relistening from the beginning and came across it! It was “What Makes Love Last”. I’m gonna try to read it soon!

Casey Dixon

I'm not sure what the book is called but the experts are John and Julie Gottman

Courtney DC

lmao this was a rollercoaster!

ari 🧚🏼‍♀️

I wanted to share my own story on this one. My ex was super abusive and he would pull unfunny pranks. One day, he started peeing into the shower while I was showering. I was on the rag and I was so fed up with his 'pranks'. I reached down and grabbed a handful of blood and uterine lining from in-between my legs and smeared it on the white T-shirt he was wearing before he could run away. It was pretty gross, but I still feel so justified in my actions. He never peed into my shower again.

Rachel Nielson

I have no idea how to properly share posts with you guys but this Reddit post was a tornado https://www.reddit.com/r/MarkNarrations/s/df84wTXCGK

Danna Kane

Morgan- my period also goes away sometimes when I put in a tampon which is strange and I don’t know what it means but you’re not alone. Lol.

SippinOnTea

Oh interesting… We need someone to clarify it and figure this out now 😂 Wish there was a poll of guesses for what the song is saying

Christy

I always thought it said “figure me out”

Maria Zambo

I know it’s a long shot but I have 2 tickets to the first THT show in Portland tomorrow! My SIL surprised me with tickets to the late show so I want to sell the ones I purchased

Madeline Losk

Help fellow patrons! I’m trying to figure out what the book is by the relationship expert that Morgan has mentioned and I can’t remember to save my life! Thank you in advance, see you guys at the Denver show 🥰

Casey Dixon

Did Morgan ever post the photo of the guys moustache from the latest two hot takes episode? Would love to see it 😂

Coralee

Any Houstonians wanting to go to the show? I want to go but they only have tables left :( and I don't have any friends who would go.

Christie

I can say period panties work. I do not regret getting rid of the disposable pads, and going over to period panties. I did not do it because I wanted to be green or anything like that, it was comfort that was my number 1. I was so sick of the pads shifting, getting smudged up in the back, always just having the risk of it moving and leaking. So I first tried 1 of these panties, and I loved it, and got some more. Have never ever felt so secure. I was scared of it maybe feeling wet and having stuff pooling, but it does not, feels like normal underwear, a bit thicker depending on which absorbancy you go for. But I love mine, and do not think I will ever go back. I have problems using any products like tampons and cups, anything going in is a no go for me, at least right now in life. So panties it is :D

Ariana807

I never allow red wings with me. Gross.

Anna McGee

Heyyy where would I privately message you??? I need some help with something

Alexis Dignam

Nah still not as gross as the coconut story

Christy

HOW DID I ONLY JUST NOW SEE THAT THE THT THEME SONG IS AVAILABLE AS A RINGTONE?! Guessing I missed that announcement 😅 so excited now though!! Glad I checked out the Patreon Shop! 🎵🎶🔥 (Could someone clarify the words for me though? 😂 I always hear “take a video”)

Christy

I would have insisted that the *niece and her mom eat the spaghetti all by themselves, I know they wouldn’t but I’d still insist on it

VMS

i’m disturbed and have too many thoughts. it’s perfect and i’m reeling.

Hannah 🐠

“Annie the Period Blood Dumper” AND “Does she use her menstrual cup as a shot glass?” I can’t handle this story. 💀😂

Kristen Rosen

Definitely, not the a-hole. Claire is disgusting and conniving.

Blue8Angel6

Period panties are great free bleeding has made my flow decrease I barely have blood anymore it could just be a me thing tho

Drdickbreath


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