August Full Bonus Episode -- Audio
Added 2023-08-14 02:15:39 +0000 UTCWell well well here we go with August's full bonus episode ft. Justin :) These were a random assortment of trending posts and one from a listeners suggestion on the post asking what you'd like to see. The last one especially is a bit wild so careful with that one!
Comments
very late to this but i totally agree with you. i’m so surprised by justin supporting this person’s behaviour.
beth semane
2024-10-17 19:38:04 +0000 UTCstill going through older episodes and i’m so fascinated by yalls takes on the rental story. because i know you’re good people!! i know you guys worry about being ethical in how you live (wherever you can). so it’s super interesting that you both are so adamant that profiting off your friends in this rental situation is totally fine. they were very sneaky in how they went about it and there’s a reason for that. they were lying by omission, and that’s because they knew it was wrong. justin reiterates many times that “everyone pays for where they live” but op literally isn’t lol? they get to live for free, because they won a genetic lottery and happened to have a rich uncle. i understand that justin’s point is probably just that life is unfair, but shouldn’t we want to make it fair whenever we can? perhaps i’m misunderstanding the story, but unless the uncle would kick op out if op doesn’t bring him profits (which can’t be the case, because the uncle isn’t pocketing the money, op is) there is literally no reason to profit off your friends. landlords are inherently unethical. being a landlord to your friends under false pretences?? absolutely deranged lmfao. there are a lot of right wing and conservative values underpinning the comments defending a person’s right to be a landlord to their friends. if my friend offered for me to rent with them and then i found out they live there for free and pocket every single dollar i give them, i would absolutely move out asap. i would rather pay more to a landlord who is being honest about their greed than one who poses as a friend.
beth semane
2024-10-17 19:36:21 +0000 UTCThe cum story completely threw me. Never thought of doing it and gagged at the title. Not sure why it’s so gross to me but I’m done with food for the week😂
Jack Previllon
2024-10-15 18:26:42 +0000 UTCas a brit, i’m sorry ♡︎
gracie
2024-09-28 20:41:41 +0000 UTCtikka is indian inspired but it was invented in the uk! there’s a lot of food hybrids here which is why people say our chinese takeaways are so messed up, because it’s adapted for british tastes. i think tikka as we call it was invented in scotland <3
gracie
2024-09-28 20:41:02 +0000 UTCI’m so late because I’ve just joined patron and am binging all the episodes. But the last story reminds me of this guy i used to hook up with regularly, one night after he finished on me I asked him to lick it off and he did! I’ve been chasing that high ever since. It was a bit of a power play and I’ve never been able to get another man to do it since. But this guy in the last story is completely different, it’s not sexual and I would be running for the hills.
Katie Hyland
2024-07-28 21:51:25 +0000 UTCMorgan is trying to have her Snow White animal hoarding moment.... lol. Love is not enough haha
Holly Helget
2024-07-15 16:19:30 +0000 UTCexactly my thoughts!! I don’t think OP is wrong to charge rent but they should have told them off the bat
Cat Swartz
2024-07-06 12:45:22 +0000 UTCThe other thing is most of the people who choose the less spicy option are 95% going to be white, coming from someone who would choose the less spicy option lol
Sarah Michelle
2024-06-21 20:15:42 +0000 UTCThats so kind thank you♥️ I hope you had a lovely weekend!!
Drue Gibbs
2024-06-10 17:04:29 +0000 UTCJust popping in to say you’re beautiful!!! I hope you have a great weekend
Dharma Marquardt
2024-06-09 04:09:18 +0000 UTCI’m from Belgium and we have the Horse saying in Flemmish (Dutch dialect spoken in Belgium) we say: “Een gekregen paard kijkt men niet in de bek” literally: If you are gifted a horse, don’t look in its mouth- so you need to appreciate what you have gotten. So funny to hear you say it I didn’t realise they said it in English as well!
Zoe Bizoe
2024-05-13 12:29:39 +0000 UTCRe: the renting story… I get how the friends feel, and OP should probably have been open and honest about it.
Audrey de Szendeffy
2024-04-07 20:43:53 +0000 UTCI’ve heard the “gift horse” saying a million times but I NEVER knew that’s what it actually meant omg thank u Morgan
Cedar Kenny
2024-03-22 23:45:32 +0000 UTCIve been feeling so bad abt myself :( ty for saying ur messy too♥️
Drue Gibbs
2024-02-24 01:35:42 +0000 UTCseriously i apologize if this came from tht and i forgot but just in case here’s the link https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/hhhCFjedPi
Allison Record
2023-11-16 05:20:56 +0000 UTCi apologize so much if i saw this story from tht, sometimes it is difficult to remember what i read and what i heard. morgan when u talk about how much u love trees: have u seen the reddit post about the guy who lost a neighborhood relationship affecting his children over a dangerous tree? im so torn on who is wrong in the situation and would love to hear ur take
Allison Record
2023-11-16 05:16:07 +0000 UTC“I loovvvvee trees!” R/trees is actually a cannabis sub lol
Laurel Wright
2023-11-03 15:33:00 +0000 UTCI thought Morgan got another saying wrong… this entire time I thought the saying was “never look a gimp horse in the mouth” like meaning don’t mess with stupid it’ll hurt you.
Regina
2023-09-07 01:49:53 +0000 UTCThank you for the heads up I can’t keep doing those sick stories I have a sensitive stomach so thank god I didn’t have to hear it
Triste Walton
2023-08-31 18:01:35 +0000 UTCi’m in the car driving. had to pull over from the gonorrhea and dorito story to vomit
Maggie Fitzgibbons
2023-08-26 17:55:40 +0000 UTCAh… sometimes I feel like I know too much about you guys 😂 I’m glad I finally pulled the trigger and signed up!
Ana Ruiz
2023-08-25 13:07:25 +0000 UTC“White People Food” I don’t know the culture but I do have a few friends from Northern India and this is basically their words for “All-American” food, I don’t think he meant it as a slight, I think it could be cultural. Like they call burger nights white people food.
Jess Gray
2023-08-25 11:46:07 +0000 UTCI thought of a Modern Family episode of Gloria and Cam lol
Tamlin Hall
2023-08-25 08:03:24 +0000 UTCI’ve been able to handle every gross story but this one….. I was laying on my bed and I literally had to take my earphones out to give my brain/ears a reprieve. I think I’ve been scarred for life
Tamlin Hall
2023-08-25 08:01:52 +0000 UTCI also looooovvveeee trees lol, there is just something about them that is so mesmerizing. Just these giant plants that grow out of the ground and have pretty leaves, flowers, and fruit!
Alyssa Turpin
2023-08-24 21:15:01 +0000 UTCI say as a bi woman who's grossed out by men
Cordelia Bell
2023-08-22 00:56:04 +0000 UTCThe Cum story made me actually gag and puked a little. Also how this poor girl lost her virginity to that freak🤢
Cordelia Bell
2023-08-22 00:55:16 +0000 UTCHappy birthday Justin! You have the same birthday as my mom!
Jessica Lee
2023-08-20 18:53:14 +0000 UTCIt's not racist by making food that more people can enjoy. But calling a less spicy dish "white people food" that's racist. And the sister is right that it's racist to assume white people can't handle spicy foods. I as a white person love spicy food but my ex is Puerto Rican and thinks tomato sause is spicy.
Misty
2023-08-20 16:05:39 +0000 UTCyep!
Radia DeLuna
2023-08-19 19:35:50 +0000 UTCYES denise. and people are advocate for her trying to deceive her friends into paying rent at this place she doesn’t even pay for. she’s living off her friends essentially and not talking them? that’s off putting. her friends don’t owe her money? Housing IS a human right. Yeah she got lucky with a good set up from her uncle, but now you’re essentially making your friends renters for your uncle without providing them the actual benefits and security of a legally binding lease? and then kicking them out before school starts and UPPING the rent price to match the area? She’s a lil landlord in the making…gross.
Radia DeLuna
2023-08-19 19:35:30 +0000 UTCi mean she did give a warning ahahha
Mary Hallaren
2023-08-18 16:51:29 +0000 UTCall landlords are assholes by default
marina
2023-08-18 16:16:00 +0000 UTCCan you please stop with the disgusting bodily fluids stories…. Was gagging at my office desk haha 😂 disgusting 🤮
Felicity Heavin
2023-08-17 18:24:54 +0000 UTCClosest I’ve come to puking listening to an episode 🤢
Maddie Lane
2023-08-17 14:34:26 +0000 UTCYeah. It was a lil disappointing to hear landlord Justin. I dunno. To me, housing is a human right and it just gave me the ick. Everyone deserves housing regardless of their ability to pay.
Denise
2023-08-17 12:20:17 +0000 UTCI have noticed that in the South, seasoning and spice is definitely used by white people. I'm from Texas and was so confused when I first heard the white people not seasoning/spice because that's not been my experience.....then I left the State and well.....
Alana13
2023-08-17 10:36:01 +0000 UTCOmg that last story. Tops any other story for me, I can't, that's sickening 😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮
Keri Flock
2023-08-16 20:12:33 +0000 UTCBest Indian food of my life in London lol
Madison
2023-08-16 14:45:58 +0000 UTCDespite how disgusting the last story is I agree with Morgan. It is very sexualized for women to swallow so I see her point
Ashley
2023-08-16 12:06:50 +0000 UTCThe last story made me gag 🤢
Kimmi Brostek
2023-08-16 10:04:25 +0000 UTCI think that little spicy bit is also in the movie Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston :))
Rachel Manion
2023-08-15 17:01:41 +0000 UTCHeard the first sentence of the last story and threw up in my mouth. Absolutely NOT. Nope. No
Alicia Sjölin
2023-08-15 01:11:10 +0000 UTCi feel the exact opposite of this, actually so i wanted to share my thoughts (i do understand where your opinion comes from though) . she didnt kick them out, she potentially saved her own grades as well as her friendship with them and their selfish behavior got them into that situation. OP didnt owe them anything and i agree with justin that where she fucked up was sharing her arrangment with her uncle. the friends were happy with the arrangment before and they are not owed free living regardless. in my opinion its a shame her “friends” werent happy for her situation and grateful for the opportunity it gave them. i do think she made an unwise choice in oversharing with them, but not the asshole 🤎
Kristy Lindner
2023-08-15 00:45:54 +0000 UTCYeah, I’m from down south and many of my friends have horses, but I was just saying that because Justin said maybe it’s just a horse thing and Morgan was like absolutely not 😂 I dig it though!
Roree Colaluca
2023-08-15 00:41:55 +0000 UTCmy whole family has always said this but my mom did grow up wirh horses. i wonder if its a regional thing?
Kristy Lindner
2023-08-15 00:40:27 +0000 UTCThat gift horse saying is definitely not common. My husband and I have never heard it 😂
Roree Colaluca
2023-08-15 00:34:43 +0000 UTCGreat episode! Just an FYI (but not a critique of you not knowing this!) Chicken Tikka Masala was first created in the UK in south Asian communities! Potentially in Glasgow, Scotland but the exact origin is unknown. So it is brittish food. It's kinda like how american-chinese food is not the same as chinese food in China, but it was created by chinese immigrants/first generation living in america and has become it's own beautiful type of food.
Gailleann
2023-08-14 23:26:10 +0000 UTCBirthday twins with Justin🥳
Makenna H
2023-08-14 23:22:00 +0000 UTCSo is mine!!!
Makenna H
2023-08-14 23:21:48 +0000 UTCMy husband’s is the same day! He’ll be 34
Kayla Labrum
2023-08-14 23:07:45 +0000 UTCi'm so happy you mentioned juniper the fox! whenever i mention that account to anyone in my life they look like i have an extra head lmao. i'm in LOVE with that entire family and i wish i could do the same thing!!
alex
2023-08-14 22:53:33 +0000 UTCOmg! I would love to hear Jerry’s take on the guy drinking his own 🏊♂️ 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Kourtney Evans
2023-08-14 22:31:20 +0000 UTCMe being a Brit listening to this 😩 was not expecting that
Lyndsey Owens
2023-08-14 22:26:05 +0000 UTCYou would love it here! And you can do a show in Buffalo I’d be there! You could make a little weekend trip of it I’ve got lots of recommendations!
Kelsie Wheeler
2023-08-14 22:10:53 +0000 UTCJustin’s birthday is my wedding anniversary! Also- Juniper Fox is 💜 The more I listen to this podcast, the more I’m convinced that Morgan and I would be Midwest horse girl besties 😂
Adrian Hansford
2023-08-14 21:35:54 +0000 UTCI just googled and it is sooo my vibe! Reminds me so much of Minnesota based off the pictures
Two Hot Takes
2023-08-14 21:17:16 +0000 UTCI was already feeling that college OP was the asshole for price gouging friends. but when she went on to KICK THEM OUT weeks before school starts knowing there’s no rentals available is SUPER asshole. you’re a college student, if you want pocket money for expenses get a job like most college students. don’t charge your friends money for something you’re not actually paying for. idk, spouse and i listened to this story and both agreed asshole. I see the other side but morally/ethically/just basic human decency-wise feels gross.
Radia DeLuna
2023-08-14 21:17:06 +0000 UTCYES!! LOVE Juniper the fox!!
Brie Sheehy
2023-08-14 20:28:19 +0000 UTCNoooo 😧 It’s ok, I’ll just listen and watch later. Thanks!
Gem Hdz
2023-08-14 20:09:34 +0000 UTCMorgan, if you love trees you need to come to the Finger Lakes in New York in the fall!! Tons of wineries, breweries, lakes, waterfalls, hiking, farm to table restaurants!
Kelsie Wheeler
2023-08-14 19:59:40 +0000 UTCupload stopped at 95% and never went further :( so restarting it now.
Two Hot Takes
2023-08-14 19:40:46 +0000 UTCI rushed to finish my lunch food right as you were starting the last story loool
sokojenn
2023-08-14 18:34:34 +0000 UTCI had a guy tell me after the FIRST TIME we got together he had the same fetish as the guy in the last story and he used the same reasoning that it isn’t fair to expect women to eat it if he wouldn’t…he told me he always ate it even when he was alone 🥴 anyways he is married now
LizzyM
2023-08-14 18:11:33 +0000 UTCMorgan I’m gagging while driving please stop 😂😂😂😂😂
Alyssa Miller
2023-08-14 18:09:01 +0000 UTCDude at the end... I water my plants with diluted menstrual blood and that's when they have their growth spurts, quite literally the opposite reaction lmao
Nicole Marie
2023-08-14 15:30:36 +0000 UTCwhat was the subreddit the period story was on again?
Daniela Gomez
2023-08-14 15:27:06 +0000 UTCmorgan i finally got that last story out of my brain after i scrolled upon it on tifu whyyyy😭
Mackenzie Jackson
2023-08-14 14:46:16 +0000 UTCOk can someone tell me what episode the Doritos story is on bc I must have missed it lol
Robyn Burgess
2023-08-14 13:53:12 +0000 UTCWaiting a year to confront the last story I would have run the first time after throwing up 🤢
Allie
2023-08-14 12:04:42 +0000 UTCNot me thinking Justin was going to say Morgan wanting trees and bees and chickens was a gateway to her doing something logical like baking her own bread and canning veggies and then he said it would be a gateway to having PARROTS🤣🤣 side note Morgan- having your own produce and bees and stuff is getting super popular now and is great for the environment and mental health, I’m totally with you!!
caroline
2023-08-14 11:46:22 +0000 UTCJustin and I share the same birthday!
Corryn Butler
2023-08-14 10:58:52 +0000 UTCI always lovveeeee seeing my alert with new episodes!! Y’all rock!
Kayla Newsom
2023-08-14 04:24:18 +0000 UTCIt makes a lot of sense now lol. It all started clicking lol. Very similar. Down to earth, logical but open minded, particular about certain things, loves space/universe stuff, faithful supportive partner. Oh yeah, it's all coming together (kronk voice) lol.
Cree Whelshula
2023-08-14 03:48:23 +0000 UTCim so sorry morgan but 50% of the sayings & idioms you say on this podcast i’ve never heard of in my life. i just thought it’s cus they’re more of a midwest thing so i never questioned it lol. but i do love learning new ones you say so don’t stop saying them!
Tori Jeri
2023-08-14 03:42:06 +0000 UTCOMG noooooo. See that's a different story and feels so different. What a goofball.
Two Hot Takes
2023-08-14 03:29:42 +0000 UTCOh no.. I am so sorry you're going through a tough time. ugh. hang in there <3
Two Hot Takes
2023-08-14 03:28:38 +0000 UTCOh my gosh birthday twins!!
Two Hot Takes
2023-08-14 03:28:12 +0000 UTCOkay so Totally agree on the roommate as NTA and everything Justin said. On the total opposite side / long story short, we nicknamed this time in our life as “living in hell house” My roommate “volunteered” to put her name on the lease as the sole renter when my friends and I decided to rent a home together (from someone we don’t know) and she knew the price for the home and was charging us for rent and then lying about utilities to the point that she was making a rather larger profit off of us (upwards of 1.5k+ every month) … took us a bit to start wondering where she was getting all her money from and she staged herself “Uber driving” to try to cover it up in the end when she was caught lol
Sammi
2023-08-14 03:20:23 +0000 UTCoh bless you. just dropped my husband at the airport to say goodbye to a loved one, and im so sad myself and our girls cant join him. i needed this tonight- thanks guys! putting my kids to bed and enjoying a toke while i listen 🤎
Kristy Lindner
2023-08-14 02:47:17 +0000 UTCMy boyfriend of 9 years birthday is August 20th too. He'll be 38 though lol.
Cree Whelshula
2023-08-14 02:26:07 +0000 UTCYouTube estimates 4 hours for upload so I hope so 🙌🏼
Two Hot Takes
2023-08-14 02:24:55 +0000 UTCThis is going to be the first thing I listen to tmr for my drive to work! Yaay
Jacynda
2023-08-14 02:20:17 +0000 UTCAHHHH! Yesss!
Karrina Warren
2023-08-14 02:19:59 +0000 UTCI just got on here not sure if I had anything else to listen to and I see this !! With you and Justin! This is amazing, thanks Morgan 🤍
Sammi
2023-08-14 02:19:24 +0000 UTCIs video coming today too?
Gem Hdz
2023-08-14 02:18:54 +0000 UTCI was just about to do the dishes and I checked patreon and this was just posted!!! WHAT LUCK!
Nicole Marie
2023-08-14 02:17:02 +0000 UTC
