February 2023 Full Bonus Ep -- Audio

I can’t handle Taylor’s responses 🤣😩

Nicole King

Taylor saying she’s an AH for having her neighbors car towed is so wild to me lol. If she didn’t get saddled with the bill what exactly is the lesson learned for her?? Why would she stop doing it? It’s absolutely at owners expense! Always!

Sarah Bittle

I just kept thinking Taylor, who hurt you lol

Talia

Sir, air tag your dog

Talia

I was flying solo one year and before the flight started the called me to the front .asked if I wanted And I said that's okay as long as I still have a window seat . And I still had a window seat and let the family sit together

April

My dog’s name is Banjo and he’s part corgi/part mini Aussie. It really threw me off when you yelled his name 😂😂

Maddie

Yeah but I think they’ve lived in other places for long amounts of time. Accents tend to fade but still come out in certain words and phrases. I hear Morgan say “aboot” and “rune” all the time it’s just lowkey

Dharma Marquardt

I am anemic lmaoooo. That man is being dumb and dramatic. It’s literally not serious at all

Dharma Marquardt

Taylor must be very young and not enough life experience. If someone keeps parking in your driveway or parking spot. That them being disrespectful to you after being warned multiple times. They would get the bill because they are causing you issues by not getting their ducks in a row. When Taylor grows up a bit more and has more life experiences he will understand.

Chatele O.

Some of these partners need to RUN

Tay

I wish we could've heard what Taylor thought the boyfriend should have done about his girlfriend continuing to eat the food with her fingers. He called him an ah but didn't say what he should have done instead.

Hailey Hoffman

Honestly, I'm sitting here wondering if he's serious

Hailey Hoffman

no offense but taylor has the worst takes of all time lmao

Gally

Taylor’s accent has me cackling 😂

Alyssa Miller

I am like Taylor and very passive so the first few times that people parked in my assigned spot that I paid for at my college apartment I would just park on the street and walk, (yes even in winter). We lived on Welch which had the bars on it so parking got crazy certain nights. When I started getting parking tickets is when I decided it was time to start towing people since I was paying for tickets and a spot… the person who owns the towed car pays the bill to get their car out of the tow lot (at least in Ames Iowa). Also it is inconvenient to tow because it takes a while for them to come move the car so every time it happened it was an hour or more of just waiting in the car to be able to move it into its spot that I bought. In the 2 years living there my roommate and I towed 16 cars from our spots and we became friends with the guy from butch’s towing.

Brianna DiBlasi

I’m anemic. I have been my entire life. I also have congenital hypothyroidism, that causes me to be an unable to take iron pills (it severely affects my levothyroxine- which is more dire). Anemia isn’t a fun thing to have, but it’s not something I need TWO hours of attention to console me . It doesn’t really affect me too much as long as I’m conscious of it and maintain a good diet. Some people have more severe anemia than me, but it’s not like something I need sympathy for? Am I being insensitive for that? But last OP’s boyfriend is nuts…

Karrina Warren

Okay, I gotta ask...how come Taylor sounds like he's from Minnesota but Morgan, Matt, and Justin don't? Isn't everyone from Minnesota?

Kelsey

I thought this man got diagnosed with cancer…anemia? A lot of people have anemia because of menstruation. I don’t even get my period and I’m still anemic. What?????

Rebekah Snyder

Okay LOVE Taylor. He is so sweet and he adds a new voice to the show which is fun. Sounds like he has such a good heart, really digging the accent, too. Tbh I feel like I’d give up a window seat for a kid, but I have a toddler of my own and know how much it sets everybody on the flight up for success when we give her the window seat… granted we usually plan ahead and choose our seats because of this. We’ve had the airline move us to be together when the seat choices weren’t available on booking. Great episode!

Keitra Calaway

How do you console someone about anemia for 2 whole hours lol

Lily Guthrie

Anemia is critical in the contexts of medical instability. Like anemia is a concern for a GI bleed bc ur internally bleeding, not bc of the anemia. Like it’s not that serious. This is absolutely about the control and not about complex diagnosis emotions

Camille Haas

Not me, laughing in icu OT, at the trauma of… wait for it… anemia? Im dying. Mans needs to take a vitamin, that’s absolutely absurd.

Camille Haas

“So when would it be too much for you?” “When the business failed” 💀😭😭😭😭😭 nooooooo

Kelsey Burnham

Ahhhh his accent! I love it!!

Olivia

RIGHT?! Morgan - I literally love you and look up to you! My son is severe ADHD and OT has helped him SO much it’s insane. Im thankful for you and for every OT who went to school for years to help kiddos like mine. 🫶🏻

Bailey Hughes

I wonder what they were feeding them.. geez

Two Hot Takes

Valuable info to know ;)

Two Hot Takes

I think this was another dog story! Reddit has been full on them lately

Two Hot Takes

I always sleep with my mouth closed but there's something about sleeping upright on planes that brings the drool haha its so bad

Two Hot Takes

Who lies about cancer?! Such goofy people

Two Hot Takes

As a midwesterner I say you should do a midwestern episode

Grace

Taylor is my favorite 🤣 his voice is 10/10 lol & he’s so chill . His takes remind me of the first few episodes I listen too . My takes were just like some of his , not well thought out .. but now I’m like you Morgan & dig into every piece of the story . The more he’s on the better his takes will come . I see some people making rude comments , but he’s prolly a little nervous !!

Chloe

Isn't it great to see how different people/personalities would handle things though? I mean these people write in to Reddit because they're unsure of their actions.. Not everyone has been taught to put themselves first :)

Two Hot Takes

STOPPPP. What a goofball

Two Hot Takes

Totally different guy!! reddit has been full of dog issues the past couple weeks!

Two Hot Takes

the driveway one had an update! the neighbor parked in the driveway again twice after being towed! they towed her AGAIN and then after that she harassed them and the neighbor got arrested!!

Caitlin Hagerty

I notice Morgan's accent more with Taylor. So cute

chloe reed

How is Taylor the only one of your family and friends with that intense MN accent??

Breanna Maniaci

Can you elaborate? The show from the bourbon room wasn’t streamed.

Two Hot Takes

Taylor just is so calm I need this energy in my life more often such a voice of reason😌

Liberty Stock

omg props to the sister for telling her brother off in the dog story. i’d be a single mama for sureeeee 😭😭 also taylor’s takes crack me up lmao. and his accent!!! love. can’t wait to hear more of him!

Kaylee Gardner

The full live show was already paid for by some of us so that really shouldn’t count 😕

Ashleigh Woytuik

I’m sorry. ANEMIA! I had anemia as a kid and of course, if he had pre existing health conditions that can deeply exacerbated by the anemia I would totally get it. I was LOLing so loudly when I heard this. This guy is something else.

Sam Elliott

yesss omg! haha

Cinthya Olivas

Taylor is sooo sweet omg. And his accent 😍 bring him on more!

Kierra Mcknight

Living for Taylor’s Minnesotan accent 🤣

Mary Wiese

Is this the same dog from the bonus story with Alejandra?! If so, fuck this dog and the guy! If not, fuck both dogs and the guys.

Liv

We bought a house last year and it has a literal dog prison in the backyard. 10 foot fenced enclosure with barbed wire on top and a fully enclosed kennel inside. We asked the previous owners at closing about it and they said they had 2 boxers that would fucking climb the barbed wire fence 💀

Bailey Hughes

Ashley

3 tires for a misdemeanor, 4 for a felony;)

Coleen

The Dog story Gets WORSE! If you find the comments and scroll down to the second red box, it reveals that the dog has a chemical imbalance(due to terrible puppy mill inbreeding) and has bitten his fiancé MULTIPLE TIMES before, and even trainers said that his dog is untrainable. This dog is NOT safe for the baby! Also the fiancé is packed up at her mother's place in OP's comments, so she's safe. I feel so bad for that woman.

Vanessa ramos

i sleep in flights 100%- im a mouth breather so I always use a tape so avoid the public snores and doorling

What

The BF on the last story is a walking red flag! That girl needs to run, fast and far

Karina Martins

My MIL said she has cancer when her husband got into a serious atv accident. A couple of months later when he was doing better she just stopped talking about it and never mentioned it again. This woman lies about so much that her kids don't believe half of what she says.

Jamie Brzozowski

He's a goofball with his takes so I'm a little protective of him lol

Two Hot Takes

I’ve always wondered if you’d ever have Taylor on! I’m so excited to listen

Hannah