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November Bonus Story #2 -- Video

Have you ever had anyone poop in your bed? I'd probably Venmo for damages too πŸ™ˆ

November Bonus Story #2 -- Video

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why arent they talking about that they did the deed in his BED

The Squeak

Make sure you eat local honey or bee pollen all year long to help!

My name sound like orange

The roommate is lucky it wasn’t an 8k mattress, fuck that dude πŸ˜‚

Arden

If you dont have local bee pollen it wont have the allergens in it local to you and therefore wont help much. Side note- botanical sexism and global warming is to blame for allergies getting worse. Warmer weather= longer growing seasons. Landscapers in US notoriously plant male trees which produce pollen. Female trees are avoided because they drop β€œlitter” seeds and fruits. Males do not produce this litter. however they do produce pollen. If there were more female trees and plants they would help absorb that pollen. Alas- it has nowhere to go and its abundance irritates us instead.

Jenny Seidle

holy shit (pun intended) 10000% NTA It doesn't matter if the mattress was $100 or $10,000. Straight, Pan, Gay or whatever, even if it was a pet that made the mess on the bed. why was the room being used anyway? they made their shitty bed and now they should lay in it.

Cassidy


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