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Our animation glitched, and this happened

One of our animators was experimenting with walk cycles and I guess did some math wrong, because this is what we got.

His name is Shorty McShortShort, and you can invent his back story on your own. Good luck.

Our animation glitched, and this happened

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Shorty mcmcShortShort is 1 ft 7 inches tall and was made fun of because of his size however when he became an adult his dick grew 6ft 3 inches long like an anaconda and from then on he got all the girls he ever wanted and then married to a girl with boobs the size of his bodie however 2 years later a man who dwarfed him in size stole his girl because of his height Shorty then asked his mom who is in metapos about why he is so short and she said that he is that way because when she was pregnant she ate nothing but peas which was why he was so tiny in anger shorty killed his mom,Ex and the guy who took his girl and went to jail but he paid his way out with money that he earned as a male prostitute and then ran for president after winning and becoming president he then made it so that all peas were to be destroyed and it was illegal to grow or eat them breaking the law was punished by death he also had scientists create tech that made it so that only babies below the height of 1ft 7 inches would live while those who would be above that height would burn to death after being born soon after shorty nuked every other county and gassed those who were currently over the height of 1ft 7 inches after his death in the year 2051 things went ok until all the animals died from air poisoning luckily for the humans the poison could not affect veggies so they decided to grow food however with all the bags of seed on a shelf to high for the tiny people and with all ladders burned to to ash all life on earth died then 1232 billion years in the future aliens turned the remains of earth into a hotel planet that only let those 6ft or higher in to party the end

Shorty McShortShort was in the special forces... they were testing HALO jumps with smaller and smaller parachutes in order to vaccinate the team against falling and not need parachutes. He's actually 6'5" but his neck and spine have accordioned.

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