1
girl "I want to go shoping today!!The department store where far away from here!!"
girl "Connected!! I can see fine!!"
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2
girl "Yeah... I'd prefer a real store!!"
remote controled robot(girl) "No one guess, I'm naked!!"
girl "OOPS!! I've bought too much hehe!!"
drone "I will arrive in 30minutes."
girl "Yummy!!"
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3
~few days later~
girl "Oh no! I bought too much!! I have no money!!"
girl "I have no choice but to go to a high-paying job!!"
man "There's another new remote robot real store! Let's go try it out!"
man "Connected!! ...hmm? ...This store has terrible lag!!
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4
man "Come on!! It doesn't work!! Let me do shopping!!"
girl "ARGHHH!!"
*Part-time staff should follow the "joystick" without thinking.
*It is also equipped with an electroshock function for intercept command and emergency stop and something else.
*A bipedal robot specializing in shopping.
The main unit is extremely expensive, starting at XXX milion yen. It has a lot of moving parts, and it will break down sooner or later, so the stores that use it are usually high-end stores.
*A shopping robot(?)
monthly maintenance fee XXX thousand yen, and it is painted light color to make the dirt on its body more visible and to pretend to be a robot. Need to remove the "noise" from the "pre-installed AI".
*The camera has a narrow angle of view, so it doesn't give away the fact that we are a weak store that hasn't installed an expensive remote control robot.
*The sleep mode is set for 8hours per day. To neutralize the "pre-installed AI" of the "Hardware", the sleep booth is filled with a high concentration of happy gas and a loud happy music/voice each time.
*Even if it gets dirty, the"Hardware" can be washed with water, what a hygienic!!
*After careful selection of "Non-diseased Hardware", we isolate the building from the outside world completely. Once isolated, the building is designed to be inaccessible to humans, thus preventing the introduction of unexpected infectious diseases.
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