The most unpleasant game ever created.

This is Path To Mnemosyne. Don't waste your brainpower trying to figure out how to pronounce it, it doesn't deserve the attempt, it deserves only your contempt. From the moment you turn it on, the only path you're on is a Path To Pain.

The first thing this rotten excuse for a video game tells you is "open your senses", so it can assault all of them at once. Never have I seen, heard, or smelled a more wretched experience. I can’t even in good conscience call this a game, it’s more like an MK Ultra experiment. Every part of it is designed to attack your brain, and leave you with a mental illness. 

I’ve played bad games. I’ve played shitty games. Sometimes I even like the shitty games more than the good games. I’m famously lenient on and bemused by shitty games. But this is the first game I’ve encountered that feels actively harmful to the player. 

Mario Party might have given you a palm-callous back in the day but that at least built character. There’s no upside to the drilling migraine that this demonically designed digital diarrhea is determined to dent into your dumbfounded dome for daring to play it.

Oh God, the noise! The incessantly thumping, dumping sounds of this evil motherfucker will shake the walls of your house and the inside of your skull. Your pets will cry out in terror and agony as the vibrations of it burst their eardrums and loosens their bowels.

Do not attempt to play this fucking thing if you have a gun in the house or you will very quickly be tempted to turn it on yourself. This is not a game you play, it’s a torture device that you barely survive. You’re lucky if all that happens is you shit yourself and have a panic attack.

Don’t fucking play this. Don’t do it. This is the one game on earth that is better if you’re blind, deaf, and dead. Fuck this foul creation of Hell.