Tremors: The Perfect Film
Added 2023-04-03 20:42:38 +0000 UTCWhat do you think when you hear the term Baconator? Is it the thing you order at Wendy's when you've gotta be at a fancy wedding and can't risk the spicy chicken blowing your sphincter out? Yes. But it's also Kevin Bacon, the original Baconator, hero to all. Here he is in his prime taking out dirtworms, but not just any dirtworms, big, huge, giant ones.... with smaller snakier worms inside.
If you don't have any idea what i'm talking about than you're either too young to know of the world, or you fell into the backrooms 40 years ago and have only just now escaped, so either way you've got a lot of catching up to do.
This is Tremors, a bonafide classic of American Cinema. The Japanese have Kurosawa, but the good old US of A has GRABOIDS. The scariest and most iconic movie monster this side of Frankenstein. Graboids vs. Frankensteins, that's my idea. I'll be pitching it to the SYFY channel soon.
I don't think i need to spend too much time here telling you people what you surely already know. Even if somehow you've gone your whole wasted life without ever seeing Tremors, you know in your heart this is an oversight which must be corrected immediately. But before you set off on your Journey to be a Tremors master and watch em all, educate yourself with this informative video about all the joys that await you.
Now go, just remember to stick to the rocks and rooftops. Stay off the ground, and godspeed, Spider-man. Woah, wait a minute. Spider-Man vs. Graboids. I gotta pitch that to Marvel. Phase 5 can still be saved.
