Talkin About Fight Club

Okay look, one of the Buff Movie Buff Patrons requested Fight Club. Jeez, man. Why don't you also request that i drive without a seatbelt and smoke a hundred cigarettes while you're at it, cause you know damn well I'm not supposed to do that. Somebody didn't pay attention to the first two rules of Fight Club and now i have to betray my firmly held morals by breaking them, both of them.

So this is the first of TWO videos about Fight Club. Because i have so many thoughts and feelings about this stupid perfect movie it can't be contained in just one video. The first video was too long and too funny so it needs to be edited with care and love.

For the meantime i also made this ancillary talky video to discuss the movie in greater depth because the thing i originally filmed turned out so silly and cool it can barely be called a review. It's more like some kind of Buff Movie Blackout where i absorbed the movie's essence like Goku building up a spirit bomb and harnessing it to ascend to a higher version of myself.

You'll see that disasterpiece soon. Blasphemous though it may be, i can assure you there's enough Fight Club for me to talk about it twice without repeating myself too much. This is more of what you'd call a review, the other video is more like a Me-view.

That's the wild and unpredictable beauty of my incredible request tiers, there's always the chance your pick will break my brain and get you more than you bargained for. You might request a movie and get two videos about it because the Buff Movie Buff is just that pumped for it.

Oh crap forget about Fight Club for a minute I'm watching this other movie right now and the chick's titties just came out, damn what a hottie.

Okay sorry i got distracted, back to Fight Club. Fight Club is a great movie and i like it and.... okay hold on Ryan Gosling is throwing it in her but it's not going well... it's getting uncomfortable... they're having a fight. Oh god this shit is depressing, why am I watching this and not something uplifting like Fight Club?

I don't wanna see couples having problems i wanna see dudes being bros and destroying modern society. But I'm sad and when i get sad i watch Ryan Gosling movies, it's both the gayest and straightest thing about me.

So here i am being sad, drinking a 2:00 am Pepsi, devouring an entire block of fancy cheese and watching this depressing ass movie because i have too many feelings and these are my ways. Also posting this video about Fight Club, because i am the Endless One and nothing stops me from taking care of business and doing my ridiculous job for you people.

Unless i suddenly had infinite money or a place i could live rent-free. That would obviously stop me. You'd never see me again. I'd be out cruising around in my Drive jacket having cool, violent, romantic adventures like my hero Ryan Gosling, except for the part where every movie ends with him either dying or getting broken up with.

Neither of those things could ever happen to me because i'm the buff movie version of myself and if life were to get even 1 percent crappier i can always become another person. Trust me, I've done it 17 times already and you've all barely noticed. I'm a master of disguising myself as myself while my actual self is busy becoming someone else.

That's how it is when you're cursed with endlessness, you either dissociate into a Tyler Durden or you live long enough to die and cry like Ryan Gosling, sometimes all at once or multiple times in a row. And you better get your ducks in a row cause when the rowing gets rough ya gotta hang tough and when you get so buff that you're all out of fucks it's time to take the advice of my other mallard male role model and get fuckin dangerous.

Oops I'm making too much sense for mortal minds to comprehend again, so that's the end of this post. T.T.F.N. and D.T.F.C. Ta Ta For Now and Don't Talkabout Fight Club.