Yuko's Awesome Express
Added 2022-09-30 23:59:56 +0000 UTChA ha holy shit this game rules, fam. It's called Yuko's Island Express and it's basically like Sonic Spinball, only good. I personally adore Sonic Spinball despite it being a nightmare in every way because i'm demented but this game is even better. Did i say it's like Sonic Spinball because it's also like Super Metroid which is the best game of all time. Also you play as a shit beetle, which is hilarious.
One thing this game proves is that games named Y____'s Island are always intrinsically awesome. No one knows why, it's just a proven law of the universe at this point. First there's Yoshi's Island, which is the best game ever made that isn't Super Metroid. Now there's Yuko's Island, which just further cements my point by totally kicking ass in it's own way, an Express way.
Also the music is really good, like holy crap i sure do love good games. They oughta make more of those.
i need pills. I need to slam like 17 ibuprofins and a bunch of aspirins and advils and whatever else might obliterate my many pains, and i need it 10 minutes ago. I actually passed out already from the pain and my body is typing this by reflex. I'm been doing this job so long that writing funny paragraphs about video games is as much muscle memory as playing the games themselves. I spent my childhood learning to play em good and i spent my adulthood learning to talk about em silly. Some would call that a wasted life but i call it being my own boss and takin care of business, so who's the dummy now, dad?
