I know what you people want, what you need. You wanna see my stupid cool face and manly body. For some reason that feels like the real shit, the good stuff, premium grade fun-fuel. Let's plays and podcasts might cut it or a while but sooner or later you fine people get the urge to bask in my inhumanly charismatic camera presence. I have a Spidey-sense about these things, i can tell when it's time to remind people that i am in fact still alive, and haven't yet been replaced by an algorithm.
I put as much effort as i can into making sure my little gaming commentaries and audio adventures are funny or interesting enough to be worth your investment but i know they ain't everyone's cup of tea and ultimately it's my scripted and video content that people come here for in the first place, so i'm slowly trying to re-shift the balance back in that direction.
For a while audio and gameplay stuff was all i had the means to make, meaning i have a ton of that stuff stockpiled, so it's not like it's going anywhere if you are a fan of it, and i am too or else i wouldn't post it. But I'm also itching for some more variety and around here personally.
Regardless this remains the best goddamn patreon in the world and you'll still be getting an unholy fucking shitload of content every month, complete with these fine literary write-ups to accompany them. Nobody gives a shit like me. I'm the shit-give-inist motherfucker in the whole stinkin game.
So anyways legend has it i once filmed a live action panel-cast. Well i know the legend is true because i just filmed like a month ago and here it is. See how generous i am, you're only just now hearing the legend and already it's in your lap. That's like if bought a bunch of camping equipment to go search for Bigfoot and all of a sudden he just busts through the wall of your living room with a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich cause he's broke and does doordash on the side.
Speaking of being broke, i am also that, and my car needs a new wheel so i can go back to the only hobby that keeps me sane, driving around in aimlessly in a fugue state of contemplative decay. I plan to solve this concern by introducing some enticing new tier exclusive goodies, so stay tuned for that, and enjoy your monthly nuclear assault of Me-related content. Now if you'll excuse me i just remembered there's a man i need to Mortal Kombat uppercut into a table saw with my Hellboy hand.
Mitchel
2022-08-31 18:41:14 +0000 UTC