The other sekiro
Added 2022-08-01 02:22:34 +0000 UTCHere's where my Sekiro journey ended. Pitifully, as does a sad squeaker of a fart that you thought was gonna be huge and blow everyone away. As you can see it was this battle with the big fat man that made me realize i don't care for this game enough to git gud, so i didn't.
Will i ever return to it? Well that sounds like a question for my hit forgotten series, Will I Beat It? Which may return at some point in the near future, who knows? Me, that's who. I know. I know all my secrets, that's why i'm so good at being me, just as long as you ignore my many failures, such as this game which i will never beat.
I honestly just can't get into the feel of this game. For a number of reasons. Reasons i forgot. But i'm sure they were valid and not at all because i didn't understand the combat and sucked at it. Your honor, i submit to the court that the game failed in making me care enough not to suck at it, and therefore in this case the court must find that the game is the guilty party, not the player.
Hey, i can quit any game i want. I don't have to prove anything to anyone. My credentials as the ultimate gamer are as unimpeachable as ever. Lest you forget you're in the presence of The Lion King King, vanquisher of every optional Final Fantasy boss and conqueror of Splatterhouse 2.
I just don't like this one. That's all. It's not too hard for me, it just sucks. That's my opinion and i don't give a damn how wrong it is, i've earned it.
