endlessjess

Halo Infinite

Added 2022-03-31 10:14:08 +0000 UTC

Hey look, my QT gamer gurl / co-parent to my cat got an X-box, which means i also have one, cause i'm the one with the TV. Now with the X-Bone's library at my fingertips, my powers have increased, and i've reached a new plateau of gaming yet again. That's not even the best part, let me tell you about my cleverest scheme yet. It all starts with the "game pass".

Microsoft, as you may expect, has an overpriced cloud gaming service which, fools that they are, they believed they could entice me into paying for with a free first month. Ha, fat chance. Oh i've taken the free month, but i ain't renewing it. I'm gonna play every damn game worth playing in one month and no one can stop me. Suck it, Gates.

I, the ultimate gamer, have much to do. So many games, so little time... also, did you know there's a new Halo? I mean the last one i played was 3, and maybe a little ODST, but that had to be like 25 years ago or something. Apparently there's been a few since then. I guess i haven't been paying very close attention to Microsoft these last few centuries. Busy growing up and suffering horribly. You know, life.

I guess the main thing in this one is Master Chief has a grappling hook now. Very innovative, earth-shaking, really. Oh sure, you've seen grappling hooks in games since.... like... forever, but this is a special grappling hook. This one is.... really finicky and weirdly shit? You'll see more of what i mean in part 2.

Hey, whatever happened to "finishing this fight"? Chief said that in Halo 2. We're literally on Halo Infinite now. He didn't finish shit, and he's never going to!