endlessjess

Resident Evil 8

Added 2021-06-01 02:06:53 +0000 UTC

This piece of shit took all fucking day to upload. I'm sitting in Starbucks tired as hell and my goddamn eyes feel like they're getting squozed by Krumm. If you don't get the reference you're not a true 90s kid and i ain't gonna hold your stinking hand explaining it to you. Sorry, i'm cranky as SHIT and FUCKED out of my shitting MIND.

Oh my god i'm in hell. Fuck. Okay, gonna pull it together and give you a text post to remember. Here goes.

Reisdnet Efvil 8 is a game i played with wWrewolves and vampirs. This one also has a huge lady with big fuckin tits that i wanna honk, slap, and fuckin suck, but you probably already knew that.

oh god oh god. i am fucking ZERKED. i Feeel like a PSYCHOpATH. Jesus God why am i in so much pain. My eyes My back my fucking head. Every part of me feels 150 right now. I've been up since 2: am. I dont sleep normal. My nose is runny. Oh god im falling apart like a resident evil guy. Thats what resident evil guys do, right? I don't fucking remember. I feel like i'm turning in to a fucking werewolf.

Anyways hope you like resident evil cause i have the whole damn game recorded, riffed, and reviewed. This is the first part so theres a long boring intro, blame capcom for that not me.

i am fucking dying. This is my last post ever. im fucking dead. im a werewolf dont come looking for me i'll eat your face.