endlessjess

The Perfect Cast: Ep 1

Added 2016-07-14 23:52:11 +0000 UTC

Well I've decided to become the world's greatest podcast guy because why not.

Now the world can witness what a genius I truly am when i actually have time to articulate my thoughts without being interrupted every 5 seconds and ganged up on by aggressive color nazis.

This podcast is the best idea I've ever had. With the power of the perfect cast at my disposal I can finally get out all the brilliant thoughts i haven't had time to get out otherwise. There's like 4 full, amazing, hilarious, deeply insightful and profound rants in this episode alone, and it's just the beginning.

In the inaugural episode of everyone's soon to be favorite podcast I have a very in depth discussion with myself about the cool phenomenon called Pokemon Go.

Then, because somehow i can't even do something as simple as a podcast without it turning into some weird tragic narrative, i shatter my tooth like an idiot and walk you through the entire miserable journey, culminating in my ultimate revenge on the world, turning into a 14 year old japanese school girl and violently transforming everybody into kool-aid.

Just another day, in a perfect life.