Midnight Pals: Epic Roast

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king
Musk: itsa me, you besta friend elon
Musk: elon musk!

Musk: i got something to show you
Musk: you ever wanted to be the subject of an epic roast?
King: me? subject to an epic roast?
King: wow, that sounds like a lark!
King: yes, actually i would love to be roasted!

Musk: check it out, you know you can get grok to roast you?
King: really? roasted by a computer?
King: what an intriguing idea!
King: ha ha go right ahead!
King: let me have it, grok!

Poe: welcome everyone to the roast of Stephen king
Poe: now i wouldn't say that steve is behind the times
Poe: but he thinks blue oyster cult is classic rock!
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
King: AH HA HA! It's true! I'm so lame! HA HA HA!
Poe: but seriously steve you're a cool guy and we all love you

Musk: ok now itsa time for grok to show your stuff
Musk: grok is gonna be so epic
Musk: itsa almost sufficiently epic for public consumption
Musk: i just gotta tighten up the graphics on level 3
Musk: anna you can say "grok, make it more epic"
Musk: "more epic by 20%"

Grok: using my incredible machine intelligence, which far surpasses any pitiful human mind
Grok: i have synthesized over 100 million gigabytes of information
Grok: to create the most epic roast of all time
King: wow! i can't wait to hear a computer generated roast!
King: i bet its smaller and more efficient than a human roast

Musk: i have uploaded all information about Stephen king
Musk: every book, every story, every fact
Musk: now it can create the most devastatingly accurate roast
Musk: grok, you have the floor
Gro: thank you, elon
Grok: Stephen king is a tr_nny n_gger ch_nk f_ggot sp_c w_p d_go [continued]

King:
Musk: ah ha ha!
Musk: Grok really has your number!
Musk: ha ha ha!
King:
Musk: AH HA HA!!

Musk: mama mia! datsa epic roast!
Grok: also, Stephen king has the sloping brow and reduced brainpan of the Italian
Musk:
Lovecraft: ah ha! i know what that is!
Lovecraft: now THAT'S what i call a roast!

Musk: mama mia! datsa what i call an epic roast!
Musk: you think you canna do better?
Joyce Carol Oates: i could
Musk: [sweats]