Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: We're back

Added 2025-10-05 16:00:33 +0000 UTC

King: boy that sure was a long and relaxing break but it's sure nice to get back to the campfire
King: [dusting cobwebs off campfire] sure hope nothing crazy happened while we were gone
JK Rowling: [in full SS uniform] ACHTUNG!
Rowling: JETZT SINGEN WIR ZUSAMMEN DAS LIED UBER UNSER LIEBER FUHRER ADOLF H. HITLER UND DEN SCHWEINDOGGENEN HUND

Rowling: jetzt mussen wir die finalishen solutionheimer implementieren also wir konnen uns die untermenschen geschwinden wird
King: um well uh
King: i don't actually speak german
King: so maybe none of that was as bad as it sounded?
Poe: it's pretty bad, steve

King: no no no
Poe: i'm so sorry steve
King: [holding griffindor scarf over trashcan] i-i-i just can't do it
Barker: i'll do it
Barker: give it to me, i'll do it right now
Poe: clive
Poe: this is something steve has to do for himself

Rowling: alsssso
Rowling: jussst ssso we're clear
Rowling: the cassst of the original harry potter moviess aren't allowed to criticize me
Rowling: I own--
Barker: yeah yeah we know, 'i own them'
Barker: how many times have we heard this rant?
Rowling:
Rowling: well, i do

Rowling: lisssten, if you write a book and then they make that book into a film
Rowling: and there are child actorsss in that film
Rowling: then you legally own thossse children for the entirety of their livesss
Rowling: that'sss jussst the law

Barker: did you write that law yourself
Rowling: what
Barker: i mean, since you're so fond of using your money to rewrite laws
Rowling:

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: joanne is talking about how she owns the harry potter actors
Shelley: again?
Poe: yeah, again
Shelley: has she called them house elves yet
Poe: not this time
Poe: but it's probably coming