Midnight Pals: So Surreal

Leonora Carrington: tea spoons and jelly spoons
Carrington: i'm going to tell you about something i know nothing about
Carrington: one sunny night two dead boys woke up to face each other back to back
Carrington: if you don't believe me, ask the blind man
Carrington: he saw it
Carrington: now pull up a chair and sit on the floor
Carrington: and we'll discuss the four corners of the round table

Carrington: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the hearing trumpet
Carrington: it's a little bit
Carrington: surreal
Poe: oh that's great! you'll fit right in
Poe: we've got a few bizarro types here
Carlton Mellick III: yes!
Shane McKenzie: we love strange stories!
Carrington:
Carrington: you are all weaklings

Carrington: you call yourselves strange?
Carrington: ha!
Carrington: to me, you are like little babies
Carrington: you will not survive the winter
Mary Shelley: ha ha
Shelley: i LIKE this chick

Carrington: so there's this old lady who has trouble hearing
Carrington: and she gets this hearing trumpet
Carrington: that really doesn't have anything to do with what's about to happen tho
King: what's about to happen?
Carrington: oh, buddy
Carrington: what ISN'T about to happen?

Carrington: so her family puts her into a home
Carrington: which turns out to be a weird cult
Carrington: but that doesn't really have anything to do with what's about to happen tho
King: what's about to happen?
Carrington: buddy

Carrington: it turns out there's a murder plot happening
Carrington: some of the old ladies are making poison candy
Carrington: but that doesn't really have anything to do with what's about to happen tho
King: what's about to happen?
Carrington: just watch

Carrington: anyway there's a picture of a nun
Carrington: who turns out to have been looking for the holy grail
Carrington: but that doesn't really have anything to do with what's about to happen tho
King: i'm lost
Poe: yeah i'm having trouble following
Carrington: you gotta keep up, man
Carrington: or you'll be left behind

Carrington: ok so you remember i said this old lady has a hearing trumpet?
King: yeah?
Carrington: well, the earth's poles shift, ushering in a new ice age and the destruction of all life on earth
Carrington: also a biblically accurate angel blows up the rest home
King:
King: that didn't really
Carrington: didn't really follow? i know, isn't it great!?
Carrington: surrealism, baby!!

King: wow! that's crazy!
Carrington: You think that's crazy? you ain't seen nothing yet, pal!
Carrington: just watch!
Carrington: things are about to get a little bit
Carrington: [eyes spinning in opposite directions] surreal!