Midnight Pals: Ketamine Bladder

Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Musk: notta dat

Musk: no that ima no atta da doge, i can spenda my time onna da more important things inna life
Musk: like i maka da grok racist
King: that can't possibly take up THAT much of your time
Musk: also drugs
King: oh yeah, that would fill the hours

Musk: eyyyy stephano king you wanta do ketamine witha me?
King: no elon I've left those days behind me
King: these days, i'm clean and drug-free
King: i can never go back
King: last time i was on drugs i did something terrible i can never take back
King: i wrote cujo

Poe: oh but steve, cujo is a classic of mid-80s suspense!
King: yeah but
King: it really upset dean
King: i can't have that on my conscience
Koontz: why? what happened to cujo? cujo was alright, right?
King: yes dean he's fine

Musk: eyyyy i lova da ketamine
Musk: [wets pants]
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
King: uh
King: elon
Musk: maybe you a pedophile

Poe: it's really kinda sad that elon's ketamine addiction causes him to constantly wet his pants
Barker: yeah i don't know about that
Poe: clive
Poe: really
Poe: the poor guy is soaked
Poe: i mean you almost have to feel sorry for him
Barker: yeah
Barker: "almost"

Barker: edgar you're being naive
Barker: you can't seriously believe a man who attempted to infiltrate the bay area baby furs just "accidentally" made himself incontinent
Poe: oh clive that's just a vicious rumor
Barker: then why does his official government doge lanyard have marci mcadams art on it

Poe: how do you know about marci mcadams?
Barker: because i'm fucking clive barker
Barker: that 'what were you doing at the devil's sabbath' shit doesn't work on me

Barker: it really shows how people can interpret similar experiences differently
Barker: like HR Giger gets spit roasted by 2 trans women while high on psychedelics and we get Alien
Barker: but elon gets spit roasted by 2 trans women while high on psychedelics and we get
Barker: whatever all this is