Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Men

Added 2025-04-29 18:05:53 +0000 UTC

Jude Cook: for too long, the literary world has been dominated by women
Cook: people have been asking 'when will men have a chance?'
Cook: well guess what
Cook: men, your time has finally arrived

Cook: if you think about it, men have really been shortshrifted in the whole book thing
Cook: when was the last time that you heard about a man writing a book?
Lovecraft:
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Barker: tell us more
Cook: gladly!

Cook: look, i'm just saying that men have been sidelined in publishing
Cook: when are men going to finally get a chance to shine?
King: i like the cut of this guy's jib!
Poe: me too! i really like this for some reason
Koontz: it's like he's telling me what i always wanted to hear!

Cook: the problem is that men just aren't good at centering themselves
King: it's true, we're too modest
Poe: oh yeah absolutely
Barker: this guy is making a lot of sense
Lovecraft: a fearless truth teller for our age!

Cook: i'm glad i run a publishing house full of men
Cook: cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care oh!
Cook: THROW the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o!
All: clog the drain with hair-o!

Cook: i aim to finally give a voice to men
Patricia Highsmith: maybe if them dizzy dames would quit yappin' their traps, folks could hear what us dudes got to say
Highsmith: am i right?
Cook:
Highsmith: this guy knows what i'm talkin about

Highsmith: women, huh?
Highsmith: can't live with em, can't live without em
Cook:
Cook:
Cook:
Highsmith: sure are easy on the eyes tho

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Shelley: you lot suddenly got real quiet
Shelley: funny, that