Midnight Pals: Disruption

King: well, things are pretty bad these days
King: but if there's one up side
King: it's that elon's really too busy to
Elon Musk: [rising up out of bushes] eyyyy stephano king!

King: goshdarnit why won't elon just leave me alone?
King: oh no
Barker: HA HA HA
King: stop laughing clive!
King: it's not funny!
King: it's a real problem!

Musk: eyyy stephano king!
Musk: mi amigo!
King: we're not friends, elon
King: don't you have something to do?
Musk: i gotta da government so efficient alla da work is being done by one australian man!

Musk: mama mia i make this campfire more efficient now
Musk: first gimmie alla you money
Poe: steve you really need to ask your friend to stop coming here
King: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!
Musk: ooo! disruptiano!

Musk: listen stephano king
Musk: maybe you donta remember
Musk: i owna da america now
Musk: you alla work for me!
Musk: you ALLA my friends!
Barker: ha h-
Barker:
Barker: oh no
Barker: oh no that sounded like a threat

Musk: you alla my friends now
Musk: now you alla gotta listen to desa memes i found
Musk: or you alla go toa da cornfield
Musk: capiche?!?

Musk: haha an den da owl he say
Musk: oh really?
Musk: ah ha ha!
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Musk: da joke issa da owl, he donta believe things
Poe: we understand the joke elon
Musk: comedy issa legal again!

Musk: haha someone setta us uppa da bomb!
Musk: ah ha ha!
Poe: you know elon
Poe: we mostly tell scary stories here
Poe: maybe you'd prefer to find a more
Poe: uh
Poe: meme oriented camp fire?
King: nice one edgar, very diplomatic
Poe: i have my moments

Musk: whata you say? you no lika my memes?
King: they're very nice memes elon
King: but maybe they're just uh
King: you know not right for this audience?
Musk:
Musk: this is a crime

Musk: mama mia you no forget ima VERY powerful epic man
Musk: you better be nice to me or i crusha you
Musk: donta you laugh!!!
Musk: issa not a joke!!!
Musk: you let that sink in!!
King:
Barker:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Musk: now THATSA joke
Musk: WHY YOU NO LAUGH

Musk: you musta all laugh or
Musk: you faca da consequences
Koontz: steve, i'm scared
King: it's ok dean we'll get through this

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Elon Musk: eyyy why you let dissa la donna in?
Musk: issa DEI!
Shelley:
Shelley: the fuck is going on here
Shelley: who's this
Shelley: steve is this your friend
King: He's not my friend! you gotta believe me!

Musk: eyyy disruptiano!
Musk: i fire alla da blacks!
Musk: i steal alla da taxes
Musk: every american musta buy a tesla or you go onna DA LIST
Shelley: what the fuck

Shelley: someone should really fucking do something about all this
Poe:
Koontz:
King:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Shelley: do i really have to do ALL the stabbing around here?