Midnight Pals: Prince Bytor

Stephen King: i'm gonna be over at unicorn fuck club tonight
Clive Barker: yeah me too
Poe: why are you both going to unicorn fuck club tonight?
Barker: why not? it's my prerogative
Poe:

Poe: clive what are you doing?
Barker: what makes you think I'm doing something?
King: we're going to introduce JRR Tolkien to rock adaptations of his work
Poe: why? he hates rock and roll

King: what?! no he doesn't, he loves it!
King: clive said-
King:
King: CLIVE
Poe: CLIVE

Barker: haha oh come on it's funny
King: so this whole time we've actually been BOTHERING Jirt by subjecting him to rock music?
Barker: oh come on steve it's funny
Mary Shelley: it is pretty funny
Barker: see? Mary agrees!

Barker: it's just a bit of fun
Shelley: i want to fuckin see this
Poe: !!
Poe: ok i kind of want to see this too

[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: you know what else i dislike?
Tolkien: those so-called lads from Liverpool
Tolkien: with that ghastly rock and or roll music!
Barker: hey jirt what do you think of that rush song
Tolkien: the what in the who now

Barker: so then the snow dog defeats prince bytor and prince bytor retreats back to hades
Barker: it's actually a metaphor for the cycle of life
Tolkien: a metaphor? i hate that
Barker: oh just wait
Barker: you're gonna hate it so much more in a second

Neil Peart: see prince Bytor is my fursona
Peart: he was a dark prince of the underworld but he's reformed and joined the white council
Peart: he's always struggling against his conflicted nature
Peart: which is symbolized by him having heterochromatic eyes

Tolkien: you put a dog on the white council?
Tolkien: you put your dog on the white council?!?!
Peart: he's the top guy on the council
Tolkien: you… you… you insolent little rock man!!!
Peart: oh no

CS Lewis: prince Bytor?! phhhhbbt!
Lewis: might as well name him prince murrypurry sparkledog!
Lewis: that's such a basic bitch fursona!
Peart: nuh uh!!! prince bytor is totally unique!!
Peart: see, he's got
Peart: uh
Peart: uh
Peart: uhhhhh

Peart: he's got one angel wing and one devil wing!!!
King: WHOA!! That is badass!
Lewis: no no no
Lewis: you're making that up!
Lewis: we can clearly from the doodles you made in the liner notes that prince bytor has TWO devil wings
Barker: ah ha ha
Barker: BUSTED!