Midnight Pals: Graveyard Smash

Craig Brownlie: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the monster friends
Brownlie: it's about a bunch of monsters who get together in order to have some sort of
Brownlie: some sort of
Brownlie: well, i guess you could call it a smash or a bash or something

King: you mean, like a mash?
Brownlie: a mash?
Brownlie: hmm interesting
Brownlie: a mash
Brownlie: i hadn't considered that

Craig Brownlie: in fact, it was a mash!
Brownlie: a monster mash!
King: A MONSTER MASH?!?!
Poe: oh no
King: did it catch on in a flash??

King: [dancing wildly] the monster mash!
Brownlie: it caught on in a flash!
King: [dancing wildly] the monster mash!
Brownlie: it was a graveyard smash!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Shelley:
Shelley: steve what the hell are you doing
King: [dancing wildly] the monster mash!
Shelley:
Shelley: that's not the monster mash

King: what do you mean? of course its the monster mash!
Shelley; how do you figure that?
King: well, it's like the regular mash
King: but you know
King: more uh monstery

Barker: ah steve well Mary's got a point
Barker: you're making a big assumption there, that the monster mash and the regular mash are in fact related
Barker: the song never actually specifies that
King: well for pete's sake clive
Barker: the song's really more about raising awareness of the monster mash

Brownlie: now these monster pals include a vampire, a gilman, a werewolf, and an assemblage
Mary Shelley: you mean a Frankenstein

King: oh i don't think it's necessarily a frankenstein
Shelley: don't fuckin tell me it's not a Frankenstein!
Shelley: i know a fuckin Frankenstein when i see one
Shelley: i fuckin invented Frankensteins!

Brownlie: okay okay
Brownlie: i'll admit he is Frankenstein coded
Shelley: he's a fuckin Frankenstein!
Shelley: call him a Frankenstein!
Shelley: i want credit!

King: that raises an interesting point
King: what would be the generic term for a Frankenstein type monster?
Shelley: he's a Frankenstein
King: like, you could call it a golem or a construct or
Shelley: IT'S A FUCKIN FRANKENSTEIN
Shelley: i swear i'll fuckin stab all of you!