Midnight Pals: Puppygal Sluts

Garrett Cook: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the harem of trans puppygirl werewolf sluts
Barker: yes... ha ha YES!
Barker: there isn't a word in that sentence that i dislike

Cook: so sometimes you're just a trans puppygirl in search of a polycule
Cook: and sometimes you're a polycule in search of a trans puppygirl
Cook: sometimes things just work out like that

Cook: so Daddy has this harem of trans puppygirl sluts
Cook: whom he keeps constantly coked out of their heads all the time
Cook: it's the worst thing, to be a trans puppygirl slut suspended in a state of eternal bliss
Franz Kafka: yeah it sounds terrible!
Kafka: i would totally not want that!

Kafka: i would never want to be a trans puppygirl slut suspended in a state of eternal bliss
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Barker: when did you get those gamer socks, franz?

Kafka: oh i get it
Kafka: ha ha clive very funny
Kafka: for your information, i only wear these because my legs get cold while i game
Barker: and the cat ear headphones?
Kafka:
Kafka: junji ito said they look cool
Junji Ito: nya ^___^

Fitz James O'Brien: hey man i hear someone here wants to be a trans puppygirl slut in a state of eternal bliss
O'Brien: i got everything you need right here to be a trans puppygirl slut in a state of eternal bliss
Kafka: no no i'm saying i DON'T want-
Kafka: wait, everything?
O'Brien: EVERYTHING

O'Brien: i got coke
O'Brien: ecstasy
O'Brien: dog tranquilizers
O'Brien: estrogen
O'Brien: this stylish choker collar
O'Brien: it's all yours my friend as long as you have enough rubies

Koontz: golly franz
Koontz: i think that if you want to be a puppygirl, you should just be a puppygirl
Kafka:
Poe: dean don't say that to franz
Koontz: but i thought-
Poe: it was a very nice thought dean
Poe: but you can't say that to franz
Poe: those words are too powerful

Garrett Cook: now daddy thinks he's got his trans puppygirl slut harem under his thumb
Cook: but what he doesn't know is
Cook: THAT THEY'RE ALSO WEREWOLVES!
Barker: this is so hot
Cook: and they're gonna rip out some throats
Barker: this just keeps getting hotter!

Cook: so they're werewolves
Cook: and these dogs don't play nice
Koontz: i would play nice with them
Poe: no dean that's not what he means
Poe: i'm sorry, we really should have saved this story for after he goes to bed