Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Lukundoo

Added 2024-11-13 17:00:15 +0000 UTC

Edward Lucas White: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lukundoo
White: ok so imagine this
White: an explorer in darkest Africa falls victim to a witch doctor's curse
King: oh boy this sounds like it might be a little bit yikes
White: buddy, you have NO idea!

White: and this curse causes him to break out in sores
White: and erupting from each sore, like pus from a zit
White: is a tiny African man
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft: [sweats] now THAT'S scary!

White: so he's just got little African men just popping out of him constantly
White: it's a real problem!
King: yeah i guess it would be
Lovecraft: see? finally someone gets it
King: it's not a problem for the same reason you're thinking howard

White: also these little African guys coming out of his sores?
White: they're really rude
White: like, they're yelling and taunting him as they come out
White: what a bunch of little assholes!

King: have you got anything else?
White: I've got some stories about ghouls
Brian McNaughton: now you're talking!
McNaughton: I'm a fool for ghouls!
McNaughton: ghouls rule!

White: now the thing about ghouls is they mostly look like people
White: but with extra boobs
McNaughton: how many?
White: six
White: no wait
White: eight

McNaughton: god, let me tell you
McNaughton: ghouls are SO hot
White: for sure, for sure
White: i mean
White: the stench, the sickness, the carrion eating
White: what's not to like?