midnight Pals: elon is cool

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this-
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyy stephano king
Musk: mi amico eyyyy!
King: we're not friends elon
Musk: eyyy! stephano king! why you so obsessed with me?
King:
Musk: ok ok i will give you a child

King: i'm sorry, what
Musk: i will give you a child
Musk: whatsamatta for you?
Musk: i say the same thing to taylor swift!
King: oh
King: uh
King: how'd that work out?
Musk:
Musk: issa good
Musk: she thinka ima real cool now

Donald Trump: [visibly melting] nickels used to have pictures of bumblebees but now they don't because [unintelligible slurred speech, it is not clear which slur is intended]
Taylor Swift: yeah i think i'm going with kamala
Musk: mama mia!!! issa outrage!!

Musk: mama mia!! you thinka you canna have opinions, taylor swift?? i rapa dat outta you!
King: elon, you can't say that!
King: that's terrible!
Musk: eh? wottsamattayouface?
Musk: alla my fans they applaud, dey clappa da hands
Musk: dey say "masterful gambit, sir!"

Musk: taylor swift, i protecta you cat and give you a child!
Musk: see, itsa funny because da woman, i dismissa her opinions!
Musk: ima very cool!
Musk: i sleepa in a cybertruck, where you sleepa stephano king?
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife

King: elon, you can't just say you're going to give taylor swift a child!
Musk: eyyy whassa problem?
Musk: i just mean i give her a child!
Musk: i haffa 20 i don't use, she can haffa any one she want!

Musk: she can haffa Alpha Exsilon Musk, Xanforth Musk, Xanax Xylophone Musk, Xim Xim Xabbadoo Musk, xXx: The Return of Xander Cage Musk, or Evangelion Use The Force Musk Simpsons Meme Musk
Musk: but not Alchemical Symbol for Cobalt Musk
Musk: imma not bored with him yet

Musk: you know i kissa da taylor swift? she really lika me
Musk: see? dissa really happen [displays AI image of Musk kissing Taylor Swift]
Musk: eh? issa pretty cool eh?
King: how old are you elon
Musk: i'm 53
Musk: [drinking from a sippy cup] why you ask?