Midnight Pals: Legal Comedy

Stephen King: submitted for the app
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
Barker: oh hey steve it's your friend
King: we're not friends
Musk: eyyy stephano king itta me your funny friend elon
King: you're also not funny
Musk:
Musk: mama mia!!!

Musk: eyyy stephano king whya da advertisers advertise on other websites but no on da twitter??
King: probably cuz of those things you said
Musk: datsa what she said!!!
Musk: oh!!!!
Musk: disruptiano!!!!

Musk: ey "datsa what she said!" 

Musk: ohhh!!!
Musk: comedy issa legal again!!!
Musk: mama mia da cake issa lie!
Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] your meme game is too strong sir!

Musk: eyyyy da long cat, he'sa long!
Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] hilarious, sir!
Musk: eyyy leroy jenkins!
Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] brilliant sir!  
Musk: da jews control the media
Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] i'm laughing already sir!
Musk: itsa not a joke

Musk: people, they say da elon musk a no funny?
Musk: i bringa da sink into da twitter offices
Musk: see, itta play onna da words
Musk: cuz a da sink
Musk: it haffa TWO meanings

Musk: people, dey say da elon is a no funny?
Musk: iffa elon no funny, then how i saya dis
Musk: "someone"  
Musk: "setta us uppa--"  
Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] ha ha hilarious sir!
Musk: "da bomb" I'M NOTTA DONE!

Musk: eyyy its me elon musk
Musk: eyyyy keepa calm anna bazinga!!!
Musk: ima da pickle rick!!! ima da ricka james da bitch!
Musk: ima da charge ma lazer
Musk: [tapping microphone] issa thisa thing on?

Musk: you no thinka da elon is funny? fucka you all!
Musk: [inhales enormous ketamine bump]
Musk: Gottsa Gitsa frigatte!!!! rigatona spaghettt!!!! Prisencolinensinainciusol!!! In de col men seivuan!!! Prisencolinensinainciusol!!!! ol rait!!!!! [continued Italian gibberish]