Midnight Pals: The Mysteries

Bill Watterson: what ho, mortals
Watterson: it is i the hermit bill watterson
Watterson: i have lived up in my cave on the mountain for nigh on 30 years
Watterson: in silent contemplation of the mysteries of the cosmos
Watterson: but now i descend to walk amongst you
Watterson: to speak of the revelations delivered unto me
Watterson: thus spake watterson!

Stephen King: oh my god! bill watterson!
Watterson: yes
King: i'm a real big fan of calvin and hobbes you know
Watterson: thank you
King: i've got so many bumper stickers of calvin peeing on things i don't like!
Watterson:

Watterson: listen, people! i bear important news-
Koontz: i have a question!
Koontz: is the transmogrifier real?
Frank Belknap Long: god i wish the transmogrifier was real 

King: i love the spaceman spiff strips haha so good
Poe: i prefer the tracer bullet arcs, funny stuff
Barker: hey did you draw frazz? c'mon you can tell us, we're cool
Watterson: see this is why i don't come down here much

Bill Watterson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the mysteries
Watterson: ok so follow me here
Watterson: what if it turned out that man was just an insignificant speck in an unfathomably vast and hostile universe
HP Lovecraft: i know the answer to that one

Watterson: so i realized, in my years of meditation, that man is a meaningless blip in the vast nothing of space
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Barker: hahaha
Poe: clive
Barker: did you just rediscover cosmic horror from first principles?

Watterson: what if there were things in the universe that we didn't understand?
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
King: is there more?
Watterson: no that's it

Watterson: see, the thing is
Watterson: mysteries exist
Watterson: what are mysteries? we just don't know
Watterson: i'll leave it to your imagination to fill in the rest
Watterson: you know, like the noodle incident
Watterson: anyway i'll see you all again in another 30 years

Barker: ya know i was always more of a far side fan anyway
King: i always liked garfield, ya know garfield?
King: like eating lasagna, hating mondays
King: classic strip, classic!
Frank Belknap Long: i liked ozy and millie
Barker: wow frank big surprise