Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: the state of elon

Added 2023-11-10 19:14:40 +0000 UTC

Stephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king!
Musk: itsa me, elon musk!
Barker: ohh steve your best pal is here
King: we're not pals
Musk: stephano king!!! how you canna say dat

Musk: alla da people onna da twitter, they no lika me!
Musk: i don't-a get it!
Musk: i clogga da feed witha spam anna nazis!
Musk: i posta old meme!
Musk: i maka dem pay $8!
Musk: by my-a calculations, i shoulda be REAL popular now!

Musk: [praying to shrine] mama mia santa lowtax
Musk: i do everything you do!
Musk: but da people, why they lika you but they no lika me??
Musk: [placing mangosteen on altar] answer my prayers santa lowtax

Musk: santa lowtax, i charge people to post onna internet justa like you
Musk: santa lowtax, i bea da bad father justa like you
Musk: santa lowtax, i posta da funny memes justa like you
Musk: my meme game issa strong, santa lowtax!
Musk: saya my meme game issa strong!!!

Musk: santa lowtax give-a me a sign
Musk: thata my meme game issa strong!!
Musk: tella me that i ama real funny!
Musk: you remember that time i a-bringa a sink inna da twitter office?
Musk: i hada real big hit back inna italty with thata one

Musk: santa lowtax why people say ima notta funny?
Musk: i ama very funny guy! i willa make people laugh!
Musk: i willa make people laugh iffa i have to die trying!
[meanwhile]
Poe: i heard elon musk locked himself in a bathroom and had a tantrum
Barker: haha now THAT'S funny!