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Midnight Pals: Last Day

Seann Barbour: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the day that kept repeating
Stephen King: oh! like groundhog day?
Barbour: except that everyone also becomes a murder pyscho
King:
King: oh that's not like groundhog day
Barbour: no it's not like groundhog day at all is it steve???

Barbour: so everyone is turning into murder psychos
Barbour: it's kind of a real problem
Barbour: but this one guy, every time he dies
Barbour: he starts the day all over again
Barbour: which would be kind of great
King: except for the
Barbour: yeah except for the murder psychos

King: wow! so this guy has to get the day to stop repeating?
Barbour: no he's kind of more concerned with stopping the murder epidemic
Poe: how did they stop it in groundhog day?
King: uhhh beats me, did bill murray kill the groundhog or something

Poe: no no that wasn't it
Koontz: i think it had something to do with the power of friendship actually
Poe: that
Poe: that might be it

Barker: you guys, you're all wrong
Barker: he stopped it by fucking andie macdowell
Barker: she was really big in the early 90s
Barker: i mean, if you needed someone to play "girl" in a film, bam, she's your gal

Barbour: so this guy has to figure out what's making everyone into a psycho
Barbour: the first question -- should he try to find supplies or get out of town?
Barbour: let's poll the audience

King: supplies!
Poe: yeah that sounds good
Barbour: ok so he's gonna look for supplies
Barbour: ah no! turns out that just got him killed!
Barbour: play again?

Barbour: so he wakes up again and finds the day has started over
King: ok well i'm not gonna make the same mistake
King: this time he should try to get out of town
Barbour: ok should he go west or east
King: he should
King:
King: uhhh
Barbour: take your time

Comments

not unlike Happy Death Day!

Trish Ledoux


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